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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on October 19, 2009, 07:43:12 PM

Title: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 19, 2009, 07:43:12 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2078/1656830932_0e4f1903f9.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: The Johnny on October 19, 2009, 08:06:01 PM

Solid, Tasteful, Virile.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/8633.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Suu on October 19, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
(http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/car-hit-telephone-pole-hoboken-august-17-2007.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Jenne on October 19, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
My brother did that in a Jeep Wrangler once...mowed down first a traffic sign, then a speed limit sign and finally the telephone pole stopped him.  Hit the gas instead of the break.  :x
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Triple Zero on October 19, 2009, 09:44:07 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/118716246_22dc365d1d.jpg)

(polish telephones)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: 0 on October 19, 2009, 09:46:04 PM
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imagespole-20wires.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/8633.jpg)

??? how? What?
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Jenne on October 19, 2009, 10:06:28 PM
I know, looks like a kangaroo whose hind legs got chopped off.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 19, 2009, 10:37:24 PM
(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/i/2008/193/8/4/Telephone_Pole_by_lucklessprince.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 19, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/072/e/5/Wired_by_BMalley.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 20, 2009, 07:35:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/8633.jpg

??? how? What?
If I remember correct it was a deer that booted by a train and landed in the powerlines. That takes skill.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 20, 2009, 07:38:35 AM
 :aaa:
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2009, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 20, 2009, 07:35:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/8633.jpg

??? how? What?
If I remember correct it was a deer that booted by a train and landed in the powerlines. That takes skill.

HOLY SHIT

That kinda makes me feel sick.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Rumckle on October 20, 2009, 09:14:15 PM
I for one am upset that I can't vote in a thread titled "telephone pole".

RWH1N1, I've come to expect better.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
Well, it was called "Telephone Pole", not "Telephone Poll" 

I don't ALWAYS pun, you know. 
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 12:16:16 AM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
Well, it was called "Telephone Pole", not "Telephone Poll" 

I don't ALWAYS pun, you know. 

LIES! VILLAINY AND TREACHERY!

RWHN CANNOT FAIL TO PUN; IT IS WITHIN HIS VERY NATURE. FOR HIM TO SPEAK WITHOUT PUNNING IS A VIOLATION AGAINST NATURE AND GOD HIMSELF, THOUGH THE PUNNING ITSELF MAY BE AN ABOMINATION

WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THIS THREAD HE HAS CONTAINED A SECRET PUN WHICH WE HAVE YET TO PERCEIVE

NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS THREAD UNTIL WE FIND IT. A PUN OF THIS STEALTHY SNEAKINESS CAN ONLY BE ONE OF UNIQUE WRETCHEDNESS, AND IT MUST BE SNIFFED OUT AND PURGED BEFORE IT FESTERS
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Zenpeanut on October 21, 2009, 01:12:15 AM
I think I might have found it...so that picture he put up showed a deer dead on a telephone pole...a dead dear

hence, nothing is dead-er than a dead dear.

I think...otherwise, the initial pole picture might have been in Poland.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: The Johnny on October 21, 2009, 01:53:13 AM

...AND I SHALL NAME YUO...











KANGAPULT !!!!1!11!!  :cainftw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QUYxCeGX9o

Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2009, 02:02:33 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 21, 2009, 12:16:16 AM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
Well, it was called "Telephone Pole", not "Telephone Poll" 

I don't ALWAYS pun, you know. 

LIES! VILLAINY AND TREACHERY!

RWHN CANNOT FAIL TO PUN; IT IS WITHIN HIS VERY NATURE. FOR HIM TO SPEAK WITHOUT PUNNING IS A VIOLATION AGAINST NATURE AND GOD HIMSELF, THOUGH THE PUNNING ITSELF MAY BE AN ABOMINATION

WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THIS THREAD HE HAS CONTAINED A SECRET PUN WHICH WE HAVE YET TO PERCEIVE

NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS THREAD UNTIL WE FIND IT. A PUN OF THIS STEALTHY SNEAKINESS CAN ONLY BE ONE OF UNIQUE WRETCHEDNESS, AND IT MUST BE SNIFFED OUT AND PURGED BEFORE IT FESTERS

:lulz: I like this new, large-font-using side of you.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: The Johnny on October 21, 2009, 02:08:02 AM

Bear-poline !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8AAribhbfc
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 21, 2009, 03:45:16 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 21, 2009, 12:16:16 AM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
Well, it was called "Telephone Pole", not "Telephone Poll" 

I don't ALWAYS pun, you know. 

LIES! VILLAINY AND TREACHERY!

RWHN CANNOT FAIL TO PUN; IT IS WITHIN HIS VERY NATURE. FOR HIM TO SPEAK WITHOUT PUNNING IS A VIOLATION AGAINST NATURE AND GOD HIMSELF, THOUGH THE PUNNING ITSELF MAY BE AN ABOMINATION

WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THIS THREAD HE HAS CONTAINED A SECRET PUN WHICH WE HAVE YET TO PERCEIVE

NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS THREAD UNTIL WE FIND IT. A PUN OF THIS STEALTHY SNEAKINESS CAN ONLY BE ONE OF UNIQUE WRETCHEDNESS, AND IT MUST BE SNIFFED OUT AND PURGED BEFORE IT FESTERS

Maybe I just like telephone polls. 
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 05:18:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 21, 2009, 02:02:33 AM
:lulz: I like this new, large-font-using side of you.

The decreasing size sort of reflects the way I actually yell; I forget to fill my lungs back up all the way and it sort of peters out into smaller and smaller fonts until I have to stop.

Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 21, 2009, 03:45:16 AM
Maybe I just like telephone polls. 

SHIT FUCK DAMN

asspissshitcuntballscolonspelunkingdonkeydicks

You were waiting for that, you awful bastard! I've been staring at this thread for fucking HOURS looking for it, and you snuck it right under my admittedly sizable nose! :crankey:
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 21, 2009, 11:53:33 AM
I'm such an adenoidance, aren't I?
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 04:30:12 PM
:walken: :love: :cramstipated:
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 21, 2009, 08:51:41 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 21, 2009, 12:16:16 AM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
Well, it was called "Telephone Pole", not "Telephone Poll" 

I don't ALWAYS pun, you know. 

LIES! VILLAINY AND TREACHERY!

RWHN CANNOT FAIL TO PUN; IT IS WITHIN HIS VERY NATURE. FOR HIM TO SPEAK WITHOUT PUNNING IS A VIOLATION AGAINST NATURE AND GOD HIMSELF, THOUGH THE PUNNING ITSELF MAY BE AN ABOMINATION

WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THIS THREAD HE HAS CONTAINED A SECRET PUN WHICH WE HAVE YET TO PERCEIVE

NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS THREAD UNTIL WE FIND IT. A PUN OF THIS STEALTHY SNEAKINESS CAN ONLY BE ONE OF UNIQUE WRETCHEDNESS, AND IT MUST BE SNIFFED OUT AND PURGED BEFORE IT FESTERS

In other words, who are you and what have you done with rev what's-his-name
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 05:25:27 PM
He was carted off by a band of Vikings lead by well-known Viking author, Eric the Read. 
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 07:36:55 PM
See, if the Viking is a well known author, that means many people will have "read" his work.  Eric the Read. 

C'mon, be charitable!!!!
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2009, 07:38:39 PM
We're ignoring you, you horrible, horrible bastard.


That's right, from now on we're going to Leif you alone.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 07:45:35 PM
"If two men think alike then one of them is not thinking."
                                    /
(http://dophinespage.tripod.com/leifblue.jpg)
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: The Johnny on October 22, 2009, 07:59:01 PM

Tripod is not punny.
Title: Re: TELEPHONE POLE
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 08:05:18 PM
That's because you haven't reached Level 3 yet.