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Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 01:06:31 AM

Poll
Question: What should I do tonight?
Option 1: Go to the gym for at least an hour. votes: 3
Option 2: Study, you went back to school for a reason. votes: 5
Option 3: Drink and watch a show. votes: 2
Option 4: The dishes. votes: 3
Option 5: Dick around on the internet. votes: 14
Title: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 01:06:31 AM
Rest assured that I'l probably ignore your votes like my name was Hamid. Also, yes I know this poll is boring as fuck. Feel free to make rude comments pointing out how stupid this poll is.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Dysnomia on October 20, 2009, 01:12:05 AM
GODDAMN THIS POLL SUCKS I HATE YOU SLANKET


:argh!:

:D
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on October 20, 2009, 01:23:33 AM
STUDY YOU LAZY BUM
:argh!:
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 01:24:54 AM
DRINKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
is the gym even open this late?
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Dysnomia on October 20, 2009, 01:26:58 AM
I'D LIKE TO COMBINE MY VOTE WITH FREDS



DRINK AND WORKOUT FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR


Then take a video of you attempting to use the machines while utterly wasted.   :lulz:
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 01:27:40 AM
OH YES I AGREE WITH  LIZZAY. DRUNK AT THE GYM  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2009, 01:41:17 AM
no no,

the right combination is



gym + dishes

Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Dysnomia on October 20, 2009, 01:43:56 AM
SLANKET SHOULD DRUNKEN STEP AEROBICS
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 01:45:36 AM
DRUNKEN RAQUETBALL!!!!!!! THAT MIGHT HURT
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Dysnomia on October 20, 2009, 01:49:05 AM
DRUNKEN....



SWIMMING?


NO WAIT, WILL PROBABLY RESULT IN DROWNING, DON'T TRY!



DRUNKEN WEIGHT LIFTING GOGOGO!
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 01:50:07 AM
DRUNKEN LIFTING WITH YOAR COCK?


UM....

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
WASH THE INTERNET
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Dysnomia on October 20, 2009, 02:33:56 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 20, 2009, 01:50:07 AM
DRUNKEN LIFTING WITH YOAR COCK?


UM....

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH THIS
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: The Johnny on October 20, 2009, 02:37:18 AM

DRINK WHILE STUDYING IN THE INTERNET
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Z³ on October 20, 2009, 02:42:12 AM
no 'all of the above' option.
I abstain.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 02:46:11 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 20, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
is the gym even open this late?

Open till 11pm.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 02:48:05 AM
In lieu of actually counting I'm just going to do everything on the list. Except, perhaps, for the dishes.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 02:49:22 AM
...and completing the other suggestions depends on how much I drink...
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 02:51:13 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 20, 2009, 02:46:11 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 20, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
is the gym even open this late?

Open till 11pm.
WHAT  :eek:
good to knoaaaa....

Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:11:31 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 20, 2009, 01:06:31 AM
Rest assured that I'l probably ignore your votes like my name was Hamid. Also, yes I know this poll is boring as fuck. Feel free to make rude comments pointing out how stupid this poll is.


Carry your fat ass to the gym, tubby.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 03:20:20 AM
...but the doctor says I can't on account of my gout and my diabeeetusss!
\
:horrormirth:


(that reminds me, we need an awesome Wilford Brimley icon)
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 03:24:45 AM
dont forget yoar AIIIIIIIDS
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:26:36 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 20, 2009, 03:20:20 AM
...but the doctor says I can't on account of my gout and my diabeeetusss!
\
:horrormirth:


(that reminds me, we need an awesome Wilford Brimley icon)

On it.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 03:46:45 AM
We need that one where he looks like he's having a seizure or sex or something.

It's a looped gif from one of his diabeeetusss commercials. I think it used to me one of my avatars...
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Jenne on October 20, 2009, 03:50:21 AM
Syn has one at poee, doesn't he?
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 04:01:09 AM
Sadly no, I thought he did but he may have gotten rid of it. For some reason I think it was in GIGGLES' banner or something at some point.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Jenne on October 20, 2009, 04:05:55 AM
It was yours, as Fnordiscordia.  Someone actually introduced Wilford Brimley to a n00b once here, I think in Apple Talk...possibly at eb&g...

Dang, I know I've seen him doing that "be-duh-be-duh-be-duh" dance as a gif or something between here, eb&g and poee. 
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 05:02:17 AM
Ok, so I've decided to get drunk as I don't really have to get up until noon tomorrow (I'll get up earlier though because fuck you unproductivity, hangovers are for punk-ass bitches).

Taking bets on how much I can bench press with my cock.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 05:03:21 AM
20 INCHES


I MEAN LBS
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 05:19:00 AM
Wow, I appreciate the vote of confidence but I'll bet you $50 you're wrong.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 05:22:02 AM
ok i was really thinking you will totally break it off but i didnt want to discourage you from trying
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 05:25:53 AM
Nope, it just started pointing down until it sprang free from the bar and then it just kind of wobbled for a while. I don't think they're designed to snap off.

P.S. You owe me $50.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 05:27:02 AM
NEVARRRRRRRRRR  :argh!:
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Dysnomia on October 20, 2009, 06:51:27 AM
TRY 5 LBS
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: AFK on October 20, 2009, 11:06:20 AM
I voted dishes.  MY dishes.  I'm tired.  Can you make it here by 6?  Don't mind the cats. 
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 03:52:59 PM
Sorry... My car.. Uh... Exploded.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 20, 2009, 04:25:53 PM
you can do my dish. i only have one
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Brotep on October 20, 2009, 04:29:08 PM
Sir, this poll is clearly biased.  I demand representation for non-interwebbernetters.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 07:38:39 PM
Certainly, please fill out a paper ballot (available at your local Slanket Center) and mail it using the prepaid envelope. Expect confirmation in 2-3 weeks.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 21, 2009, 05:33:05 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 20, 2009, 05:25:53 AM
Nope, it just started pointing down until it sprang free from the bar and then it just kind of wobbled for a while. I don't think they're designed to snap off.

Wobbled? How fast were the vibrations? You know, your dick hertz?
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 24, 2009, 05:38:32 PM
I was unable to accurately calculate it. Next time I'll try it with a high speed camera and one of those black and white backgrounds they use to judge distance.
Title: Re: What should Slanket do? THE OFFICIAL POLL!
Post by: Brotep on October 24, 2009, 06:38:12 PM
I went to the Slanket Center but they were out of pre-paid envelopes.  Please advise.
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