I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month). I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.
"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."
Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS. Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.
"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"
Do never test happy fun Rain God. 8)
TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.
FLAWLESS VICTORY! :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on October 20, 2009, 03:06:12 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY! :lulz:
I ate too much yogurt.
There might be a good side to this diet thing, after all.
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Ho ho!
Nate, remember the time you went nutty with the remote control for the treadmill?
I do.
:lulz: That's awesome.
Quote from: Richter on October 20, 2009, 03:06:12 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY! :lulz:
TGRR WINS!
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FARTALITY!
(Yes, I admit that was terrible)
I laughed so hard the cats all ran off
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:golfclap: Revenge is a dish best served warm and stinky.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"
This is still killing me!! :lulz: :lulz:
Farting vengance = Funny since Chaucer.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Oh, do nevar test the Rain God, for His wind is mighty!
:lulz: :mittens: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month). I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.
"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."
Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS. Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.
"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"
Do never test happy fun Rain God. 8)
TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.
Good times.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month). I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.
"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."
Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS. Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.
"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"
Do never test happy fun Rain God. 8)
TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.
So now he is your little Fartling. I fucking love this.
:spittake:
Oh, fuck, my ribs...
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:30:11 PM
:spittake:
Oh, fuck, my ribs...
I laughed so hard all the kittens ran and hid.
My co-worker is LOOKING at me...
She is aware I just got handed an utter shit assignment with an impossible deadline, and probably thinks I've just gone 'round the bend.
Remember, TGRR can be NSFW without any notice. :lulz: