Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Da6s on October 22, 2009, 07:26:54 PM

Title: I present to you Joe. My. God.
Post by: Da6s on October 22, 2009, 07:26:54 PM
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/search/label/This%20Week%20In%20Holy%20Crimes (http://joemygod.blogspot.com/search/label/This%20Week%20In%20Holy%20Crimes)

Here's an excerpt:

QuoteTexas: Pastor Tomas Gonzales sentenced to 15 years for molesting five year-old girl.
Uganda: Pastor Obiri Kojo Yeboah arrested for fraud for wearing a hidden electrical device to deceive parishioners into thinking his touch was slaying them in the Lord. Bonus: The Pentacostal Church is outraged at faked miracle healing.
New Jersey: Father Michael Fugee removed by Archdiocese, saying they just learned of his 2003 molestation conviction.
Michigan: Pastor Randy William Strong sentenced to one year in jail for molesting ten year-old boy.
DC: Pastor Henry Lyons, who served five years in prison for embezzling $5M from the National Baptist Convention, is now suing the organization, claiming they defrauded him of the votes necessary to once again become their president.
England: Vicar Peter Hedge found guilty of more than 30 counts of rape and sexual assault on underage boys.
Georgia: A new website has been launched to serve those molested and sexually abused by pastors of the Church of God In Christ.
Italy: Vatican bureaucrat Father Cesare Burgazzi gets charges dropped after high-speed chase through transsexual prostitution district during which he injured three cops. Friends in high places.
Israel: Rabbi Yosef Schneider arrested for defrauding investors of millions.
California: Rev. Christine Daniel arrested for selling fake cancer cure and hastening the deaths of at least six people. Bonus: Daniel used to sell her potions on TBN's Praise The Lord show.
Delaware: The Catholic Archdiocese of Wilmington declares Chapter 11 bankruptcy after petitioning the court in vain for an "equitable settlement" for 142 victims of molestation by priests.

Title: Re: I present to you Joe. My. God.
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 07:34:58 PM
Is Rev. Uncle BadTouch on that list yet?

Oh yeah, that's right, Discordia isn't a recognized religion.  My bad. 
Title: Re: I present to you Joe. My. God.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 22, 2009, 07:34:58 PM
Oh yeah, that's right, Discordia isn't a recognized religion.   

I'll fix THAT!

TGRR,
Knows there are different ways to be recognized.