Hi,
I've read through some of the posts here, and found myself wanting to run away-so I decided to go ahead and post an intro. I'm old. I'm tired. I'm silly. I like cheese. I think that's all you need to know for now.
Spazz
Actually, I need to know more.
I wish I knew less.
I'm ambivalent. Also, that avatar looks familiar.
Ugh. With that Scottish spag?
No thank you.
I LIEK CHEESE!!
Cheese is like Ambrosia
I like his personal text.
Also, it's good to have another old bastard hobbling around the joint.
Quote from: Squid on October 23, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
I LIEK CHEESE!!
I LIEK CHEESECAEK
I WANNA MAKE A PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE
OM NOM NOM, MOTHERFUCKA
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 03:43:06 PM
Hi,
I've read through some of the posts here, and found myself wanting to run away-so I decided to go ahead and post an intro. I'm old. I'm tired. I'm silly. I like cheese. I think that's all you need to know for now.
Spazz
Dammit, we have an introduction thread for a reason.
I mean welcome, you'll probably fit in here, we have old people, and silly people. And squid likes cheese.
So,
HI!!!
Cheese is manna from the Void.
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 04:43:32 PM
Cheese is manna from the Void.
Cheese is the devil.
TGRR,
Has about 10 pounds to go.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
I like his personal text.
Also, it's good to have another old bastard hobbling around the joint.
Thank you, kind sir! Make that an old bitch, though. :D
Quote from: Rumckle on October 23, 2009, 04:41:37 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 03:43:06 PM
Hi,
I've read through some of the posts here, and found myself wanting to run away-so I decided to go ahead and post an intro. I'm old. I'm tired. I'm silly. I like cheese. I think that's all you need to know for now.
Spazz
Dammit, we have an introduction thread for a reason.
I mean welcome, you'll probably fit in here, we have old people, and silly people. And squid likes cheese.
So,
HI!!!
Yeah but this is an introcution thread. They are different. I think.
Dammit, we have an introduction thread for a reason.
Fuck! I hate it when I screw up right off the bat.
I mean welcome, you'll probably fit in here, we have old people, and silly people. And squid likes cheese.
Thanks. Cheese likes squids too, I think.
Spazz
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
Dammit, we have an introduction thread for a reason.
Fuck! I hate it when I screw up right off the bat.
I mean welcome, you'll probably fit in here, we have old people, and silly people. And squid likes cheese.
Thanks. Cheese likes squids too, I think.
Spazz
We also have a quote function. And an allergy to word salad.
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
I like his personal text.
Also, it's good to have another old bastard hobbling around the joint.
Thank you, kind sir! Make that an old bitch, though. :D
Bastard is gender neutral. At least around these parts, ma'am.
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 04:24:54 PM
Ugh. With that Scottish spag?
No thank you.
Indeed, I like to not limp along and zealously guard my knees when I walk.
And I'm certain you would be an unhappy tenant in this typically Scottish body.
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
You and I should swap brains.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
You and I should swap brains.
and you can drunk dial Payne on a regular basis? :lulz:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
You and I should swap brains.
and you can drunk dial Payne on a regular basis? :lulz:
Fuck that, I'd be busy. By myself. At home.
TGRR,
Leave us alone, please.
:lulz:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
On the other hand, RAWR.
Hi Spazz!
Welcome to PD.com!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
:lulz:
And YOU could be stuck with crazy women.
Such a bargain for you!
Hi spazz. :)
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
On the other hand, RAWR.
yes, at the weekends when i has free calls, poor Payne gets :giggle: "ohai, im drunk.."
But if i drunk dialled LMNO his magical Alphapance powerz wud make me a momma in no time. eek!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
On the other hand, RAWR.
yes, at the weekends when i has free calls, poor Payne gets :giggle: "ohai, im drunk.."
But if i drunk dialled LMNO his magical Alphapance powerz wud make me a momma in no time. eek!
Fact: Women have been impregnated by driving rental cars previously used by LMNO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
:lulz:
And YOU could be stuck with crazy women.
Such a bargain for you!
be no different for me, you'd just have my bewbs. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
On the other hand, RAWR.
yes, at the weekends when i has free calls, poor Payne gets :giggle: "ohai, im drunk.."
But if i drunk dialled LMNO his magical Alphapance powerz wud make me a momma in no time. eek!
Fact: Women have been impregnated by driving rental cars previously used by LMNO.
yes, its safer to call the wee scotspag.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:54:06 PM
be no different for me, you'd just have my bewbs. :lulz:
That's what would make this a particularly gracious gesture on your part.
and you get to live with ross till he gets a new place.
This may just work, temporary swap mind. 3 months, and Rog, no caffeine or sweetners. Look after my delicate stomach, and i will ignore any other deviant things you might do with my body.
Quote from: Squid on October 23, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
I LIEK CHEESE!!
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s11/starshiner08/cheese_thumb.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
On the other hand, RAWR.
yes, at the weekends when i has free calls, poor Payne gets :giggle: "ohai, im drunk.."
But if i drunk dialled LMNO his magical Alphapance powerz wud make me a momma in no time. eek!
Fact: Women have been impregnated by driving rental cars previously used by LMNO.
You can't blame me for that. The rental contract specifically required titanium panties.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 07:05:26 PM
and you get to live with ross till he gets a new place.
You may need to buy him a new colon.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 07:05:26 PM
and Rog, no caffeine
:crankey: DEAL KILLER :crankey:
yea, I didn't think that it would be a worker...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.
Cheese is awesome.
And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.
You and I should swap brains.
anyone up for swapping bodies, instead?
amiright?
I, for one, can't think of anything more horrifyingly hawt than Roger's head on Pixies body, and vice-versa.
:HorrorCryFap:
Quote from: Payne on October 24, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
I, for one, can't think of anything more horrifyingly hawt than Roger's head on Pixies body, and vice-versa.
:HorrorCryFap:
both of us would kick ya in the nads oar pimp slap ya.
goddamn my caffeine intolerance :argh!:
anyway, free calls and 1.5 beers up... :mrgreen:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Fact: Women have been impregnated by driving rental cars previously used by LMNO.
Remind me to stay at least 400 miles away from anything that guy has ever touched. I get pregnant if a man ejaculates on the same block, even if I have an IUD and a female condom in. I keep praying for an early menopause.
Anyway, welcome, new person. I, too, am old, and I like cheese, and I tend toward silliness although I have to admit that what I find silly tends to have a fair chance of enraging at least one other person.
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2009, 02:59:03 AM
Anyway, welcome, new person. I, too, am old, and I like cheese, and I tend toward silliness although I have to admit that what I find silly tends to have a fair chance of enraging at least one other person.
Yes, I've noticed a similar trend in my life. They probably aren't eating enough cheese.
Thanks for the welcome.