Hey, if you have never read the story "Season's greetings to our friends and family!!!" BY David Sedaris from the book barrel fever I heartily reccomend it. Brilliant horrormirth featuring a lovely use of punnage.
Of course I could not violate copyright laws by copying it into this thread, but if someone were to PM me I might know someone who might do such a thing.
All of Sedaris' stuff is top shelf horrormirth, but that particular story stands out for the perfect placement of a pun.
Yeah, I really don't like to read in my spare time. I do enough of that for work. At home I just drink beer, smoke pot, and sell drugs and throw things at my wife.
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Don't worry. She throws back. I think she was a softball player when she was younger.