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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM

Title: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
What, if anything, does your store carry to make me into Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
What store are you at?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 25, 2009, 05:20:51 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
What, if anything, does your store carry to make me into Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?

I'm sure a handful of items. Hat, fake lashes and the like. I'm not sure if we have the cod-piece but we might have a comparable jump-suit.

Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
What store are you at?

RI Costume. Outside of the Warwick mall.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Dimocrates KSC on October 25, 2009, 05:20:51 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
What, if anything, does your store carry to make me into Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?

I'm sure a handful of items. Hat, fake lashes and the like. I'm not sure if we have the cod-piece but we might have a comparable jump-suit.

Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
What store are you at?

RI Costume. Outside of the Warwick mall.

I actually need a few things from there this week, can you hook a sistah up?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 25, 2009, 05:33:25 PM
Yeah, I could do that.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:35:48 PM
Word, let me know when you'll be down there.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2009, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

Need Spider Jerusalem glasses.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 25, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
What, if anything, does your store carry to make me into Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?

I did that one year. It was fun.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 26, 2009, 12:46:32 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 25, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
What, if anything, does your store carry to make me into Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?

I did that one year. It was fun.


Yeah, I figured it would be cool and I was intending to do it since about June.  Now I'm running out of time and if I can't get it together this week I'll have to pull something out of my ass.  Dr. House Redux?  Very original.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Suu on October 26, 2009, 03:10:44 AM
The trickiest part of that costume is going to be the cod piece. However, you may be able to doctor something up with a jock strap and a pair of tighty whities in a pinch.

Also, I can fully attest that RI Costume has shit for hats. They have cheap felt bowlers, but I don't know what quality you're looking for.

(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActKubrickClockwork.jpg)

White suspenders are going to be a bitch too.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 26, 2009, 03:15:43 AM
I just ran through it and yeah, the codpiece and the white suspenders definitely are the kicker.  Quality wise I really can't be too picky at this point, I put it off too long and I just need to get it together, so a shitty felt bowler will be fine.  I'll scour a few 2nd hand stores to see if I can pick a nice one up on the cheap.

The codpiece I was thinking a jock strap as well.  The eyeballs on the sleeves I figure I can get some cheap fake ones and just glue on?

Hey, is that a jumpsuit or is it a separate pair of pants and a shirt.  Honestly the jumpsuit might be easier.

Boots I've got a haggard pair of Doc Martens and the cane I guess can be a shitty plastic one from a Halloween store.

Basically I blew it this year, hah.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 26, 2009, 03:30:09 AM
suspenders:  http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Suspenders/White-1-Suspenders-896006.jsp

the eyeballs you can buy cheap rubber ones, slice in half and just stitch to the sleeves.
i used a shirt and pants

i think the codpiece is fencing gear isn't it? Or boxing or something?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 12:15:30 PM
I'm pretty sure Men's Wearhouse and/or Mr Tux will have white suspenders.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2009, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

Need Spider Jerusalem glasses.

Did some google searching, you'd expect somebody to sell those things, right?

if they are even available, they seem to be pretty fucking rare, saw some notes of people naming prices like $100-200 and words like "exclusive" ..

If some crafts person here knows how to make a decent-looking pair, I bet they could make a fine buck out of it. Or would that violate Transmetropolitan's copyright? I'm not really sure, but if it's just a real funky pair of glasses, is that a copyright violation? (I bet some of the cosplayers here could answer that?)
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 01:03:27 PM
it's one oblong, one round, with different colored lenses, right?

Couldn't you just find one pair of oblong glasses, one pair of round, and make them yourself?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 02:04:59 PM
like this:

(http://asset.soup.io/asset/0073/8562_bbe0.jpeg)
(and no the page where I found that didnt say where you could order them, I did find this exact pic replicated a few places around the web, so I guess this is a unique item)

and yeah you could do that, but you'd have to solder them properly (?) and then repaint the soldered bit gold again, and you'd have to find two pairs of glasses one round and one square, with frames reasonably similar in thickness and appearance, and preferably ones already fitted with red and green glasses, otherwise you'd have to do that yourself too. (and I have no idea how to cut glasses into shape properly so they'd fit)

in other words you could do that, but you'd have a very hard time finding the proper pair of glasses to pull it off.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 02:17:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2009, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

Need Spider Jerusalem glasses.

Did some google searching, you'd expect somebody to sell those things, right?

if they are even available, they seem to be pretty fucking rare, saw some notes of people naming prices like $100-200 and words like "exclusive" ..

If some crafts person here knows how to make a decent-looking pair, I bet they could make a fine buck out of it. Or would that violate Transmetropolitan's copyright? I'm not really sure, but if it's just a real funky pair of glasses, is that a copyright violation? (I bet some of the cosplayers here could answer that?)

I'd rather pay someone I know, and I know just the person.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 26, 2009, 03:34:50 PM
Believe it or not I think I know where I can get both pairs of glasses to make those. And I happen to know someone who can solder ....

Hmmm...
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 26, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 12:15:30 PM
I'm pretty sure Men's Wearhouse and/or Mr Tux will have white suspenders.
Do you guarantee it?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:09:45 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 26, 2009, 03:34:50 PM
Believe it or not I think I know where I can get both pairs of glasses to make those. And I happen to know someone who can solder ....

Hmmm...

Send me a quote.  I already asked Nigel, but I know just the person who would want the extra pair, and it will make a hell of a Christmas gift.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

This thread is now about Sound Wave.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 26, 2009, 08:29:07 PM
White suspenders - no longer a problem.

I walked into my sister's work to say hello.  One of her old friends that I haven't seen since I was 15 was also visiting her.  He happened to have a pair of white suspenders - in his car - that he's letting me borrow.

I'm still in need of a cane, I was going to go for a cheap one from iParty or one of those Halloween Circuit Cities but none of them have them.  I might be able to construct one cheap and easy using a wooden dowel, black spraypaint, and a doorknob from a hardware store?
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

This thread is now about Sound Wave.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 26, 2009, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

This thread is now about Sound Wave.

Pics plz.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 26, 2009, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 25, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Got a part-time gig at a Halloween store. There's more fake mustaches there than I know what to do with. I get a pretty healthy discount (30%) so if any of you would like to save some $$$ on your Halloween needs, let me know.

This thread is now about Sound Wave.

Pics plz.

Fuck you.  Sound Wave or GTFO.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 26, 2009, 08:55:58 PM
I wasn't gonna piss in the pool, but WTF!?!?! It's APPLETALK!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/2/2a/Soundwave_mixalot.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 26, 2009, 08:55:58 PM
I wasn't gonna piss in the pool, but WTF!?!?! It's APPLETALK!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/2/2a/Soundwave_mixalot.jpg)

I can't see the pic at work. 

And the pool is on the roof, dumbshit.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 26, 2009, 09:01:38 PM
THE POOL IS A LIE!!! THERE'S NOTHING ON THE ROOF BUT BIRD-SHIT!!!!! MY GOD, YOU PEOPLE BATHE IN THIS!?!?!
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 09:09:17 PM
Quote from: Vitamin Dimo on October 26, 2009, 09:01:38 PM
THE POOL IS A LIE!!! THERE'S NOTHING ON THE ROOF BUT BIRD-SHIT!!!!! MY GOD, YOU PEOPLE BATHE IN THIS!?!?!

Welcome to the post-American century.
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Dimocritus on October 26, 2009, 09:12:46 PM
Thanks for having me. Now, if you'd kindly point the way to the closest dollar menu...
Title: Re: ATTN. RI Spags
Post by: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 09:24:48 PM
additionally, if you don't particularly care for the orientation (and I know I wouldn't, I have no idea if the square is left and green or otherwise), you get two of those shades out of it!! ;)