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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 07:48:40 AM

Title: Yo!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
New to the forum, not sure how you respond to "HI. I'M HERE NOW." posts but it's worth poking my nose in. I've been following and doing reading of some Erisian/Dischordian (Albeit not enough) Lit-Er-Ach-oar and figured it'd be about damn time I signed up to the forum.

S'bout it, really. That and I figured the best way to get involved would be to dive headlong into a vat of Dischordian folks and see if I can't come out of it with most of my skin still attached and not having soiled myself. I think I might even be able to live with the latter if it comes from that Roger fellow yelling at me. >_> <_< Nah, you guys seem to be good people. Just hope I make it through the Gauntlet that is being a nooblet newfag.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Lies on November 01, 2009, 07:50:05 AM
There is no gauntlet except for the one you make yourself.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 01, 2009, 07:56:38 AM
leave a cupcake on the counter and I won't eat YOU
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Nast on November 01, 2009, 08:17:55 AM
Hey, your avatar looks like the guy who sells eggs at the farmers' market.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Remington on November 01, 2009, 08:21:28 AM
Welcome to PD, always good to have new people.

Be sure to check out Or Kill Me and Think For Yourself, Schmuck if you like Discordian literature-stuff.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Remington on November 01, 2009, 08:27:17 AM
Also, take a look at the last few pages of this thread:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.msg771832#msg771832 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.msg771832#msg771832)

This is what not to do.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: rong on November 01, 2009, 08:30:37 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 01, 2009, 08:27:17 AM
Also, take a look at the last few pages of this thread:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.msg771832#msg771832 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.msg771832#msg771832)

This is what not to do.

i'm sorry.  it seemed like a good idea at the time, but now i just feel an array of shame and sadness.

welcome to the forum chief.  is there a significance to the term "Uwachiquen" - i took your unique spelling of "Lit-Er-Ach-oar" to be a subtle clue that there is, but i haven't been able to come up with anything.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 01, 2009, 08:42:47 AM
Fuck off! We don't want any of whatever the hell it is you are selling.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 09:18:52 AM
Uwachiquen is what I came up with for myself as a Dischordian name; unjumbled it comes out Ooh! A chicken! E.G. Something someone might say should a chicken wander by AND they have a short attention span AND they react to chickens much in the way magpies react to shinies.

And I come selling STEVE YOUNGBLOOD'S "KUNG FU" DOJO. I'm not going to teach you fancy Kung Fu. I'm going to teach you how to kick ass! you wanna kick ass, dontcha!? I was once disqualified from the trans-atlantic shark wrestling competition for refusing to wear the pansy chain-mail "Protective" ware. You know about a million ways to say PLEASE KILL ME STEVE YOUNGBLOOD, don't you, Asthmo?!  :argh!:

*Ahem* Sorry. I recently went on what can only be called binge-watching of Upright Citizen's Brigade. That is the resulting purge, which I apologize for.


Edit: Duly noted, Remington. Duly noted. Thankfully I have a little bit more foresight to shut the mouth before the foot goes all the way in. Or was that foreskin? Hell I don't know.

Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: MornTheOrator on November 01, 2009, 09:23:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 01, 2009, 08:27:17 AM
Also, take a look at the last few pages of this thread:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.msg771832#msg771832 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.msg771832#msg771832)

This is what not to do.
I'll do another's daughter in the future if you recommend.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 01, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
Welcome! PM me for info on the secret filesharing forum.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Remington on November 01, 2009, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 09:18:52 AM
Edit: Duly noted, Remington. Duly noted. Thankfully I have a little bit more foresight to shut the mouth before the foot goes all the way in. Or was that foreskin? Hell I don't know.


The key is 75% lurk, and only 25% posting.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 01, 2009, 09:26:22 AM
The key is 75% lurk, and only 25% posting.
"If there were a Bruce Springsteen album titled "Born to Lurk" they'd be on the cover." - Good Omens

I usually lurk more than I post anyhow.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Bruno on November 01, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
...in bed?
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 01, 2009, 09:37:29 AM
I was joking by the way.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Dimocritus on November 01, 2009, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 01, 2009, 07:50:05 AM
There is no gauntlet except for the one you make yourself.

This, and don't do anything I did.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 01, 2009, 06:23:09 PM
Hey there, new guy.

I like chickens.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on November 01, 2009, 07:47:37 PM
Nigel: PDX CHX LVR.

Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Faust on November 01, 2009, 07:53:25 PM
Welcome, your ten free thetans are in the post to you now.
However you still need 990 more to advance to level II, PM me your credit card details.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 01, 2009, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: Burns on November 01, 2009, 07:47:37 PM
Nigel: PDX CHX LVR.



YESSSSSSS!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 01, 2009, 08:31:34 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
New to the forum, not sure how you respond to "HI. I'M HERE NOW." posts but it's worth poking my nose in. I've been following and doing reading of some Erisian/Dischordian (Albeit not enough) Lit-Er-Ach-oar and figured it'd be about damn time I signed up to the forum.

S'bout it, really. That and I figured the best way to get involved would be to dive headlong into a vat of Dischordian folks and see if I can't come out of it with most of my skin still attached and not having soiled myself. I think I might even be able to live with the latter if it comes from that Roger fellow yelling at me. >_> <_< Nah, you guys seem to be good people. Just hope I make it through the Gauntlet that is being a nooblet newfag.  :thumb:

I don't yell at people.  I am a Holy Man, and in some cultures, I am venerated as a figure of calmness and serenity.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 08:37:12 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
New to the forum, not sure how you respond to "HI. I'M HERE NOW." posts but it's worth poking my nose in. I've been following and doing reading of some Erisian/Dischordian (Albeit not enough) Lit-Er-Ach-oar and figured it'd be about damn time I signed up to the forum.

S'bout it, really. That and I figured the best way to get involved would be to dive headlong into a vat of Dischordian folks and see if I can't come out of it with most of my skin still attached and not having soiled myself. I think I might even be able to live with the latter if it comes from that Roger fellow yelling at me. >_> <_< Nah, you guys seem to be good people. Just hope I make it through the Gauntlet that is being a nooblet newfag.  :thumb:

Hey chief, welcome to PD

have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  It's in the principia subforum.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 11:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 01, 2009, 08:31:34 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
New to the forum, not sure how you respond to "HI. I'M HERE NOW." posts but it's worth poking my nose in. I've been following and doing reading of some Erisian/Dischordian (Albeit not enough) Lit-Er-Ach-oar and figured it'd be about damn time I signed up to the forum.

S'bout it, really. That and I figured the best way to get involved would be to dive headlong into a vat of Dischordian folks and see if I can't come out of it with most of my skin still attached and not having soiled myself. I think I might even be able to live with the latter if it comes from that Roger fellow yelling at me. >_> <_< Nah, you guys seem to be good people. Just hope I make it through the Gauntlet that is being a nooblet newfag.  :thumb:

I don't yell at people.  I am a Holy Man, and in some cultures, I am venerated as a figure of calmness and serenity.

I've never heard mosh pits and soccer riots described as "cultures" before
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: AFK on November 02, 2009, 02:09:13 PM
Hi there. 
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2009, 02:12:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 11:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 01, 2009, 08:31:34 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 01, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
New to the forum, not sure how you respond to "HI. I'M HERE NOW." posts but it's worth poking my nose in. I've been following and doing reading of some Erisian/Dischordian (Albeit not enough) Lit-Er-Ach-oar and figured it'd be about damn time I signed up to the forum.

S'bout it, really. That and I figured the best way to get involved would be to dive headlong into a vat of Dischordian folks and see if I can't come out of it with most of my skin still attached and not having soiled myself. I think I might even be able to live with the latter if it comes from that Roger fellow yelling at me. >_> <_< Nah, you guys seem to be good people. Just hope I make it through the Gauntlet that is being a nooblet newfag.  :thumb:

I don't yell at people.  I am a Holy Man, and in some cultures, I am venerated as a figure of calmness and serenity.

I've never heard mosh pits and soccer riots described as "cultures" before

See, it's just this sort of bigotry that makes Roger a Sad Panda.
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Triple Zero on November 02, 2009, 02:28:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 11:46:10 AM
I've never heard mosh pits and soccer riots described as "cultures" before

You didn't? They're practically over-the-counter cultures!
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: rong on November 02, 2009, 02:39:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 02, 2009, 02:28:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 11:46:10 AM
I've never heard mosh pits and soccer riots described as "cultures" before

You didn't? They're practically over-the-counter cultures!
delicious
Title: Re: Yo!
Post by: Jenne on November 02, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
Quote from: Malachite on November 01, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
Welcome! PM me for info on the secret filesharing forum.

:lol: