Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 12:02:26 PM

Title: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 12:02:26 PM
Thanks to our resident rain god we now find out if the little bastard can walk on water (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8337149.stm)  :evil:

Title: Re: Our motherfucking messia sleeps with the fishes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2009, 03:46:15 PM
We High Epopts play jokes on each other all the time.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messia sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Dysnomia on November 02, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
OH NO PAYNE!     :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messia sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 03, 2009, 11:56:12 PM
Messiah.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 04, 2009, 01:02:32 PM
Happy?

f'kin spelling police  :argh!:
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
TGRR, stop drowning the Messiah!
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Rumckle on November 04, 2009, 05:05:41 PM
I for one am shocked, shocked, that our messiah participates in piscean bestiality.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
TGRR, stop drowning the Messiah!

No can do.  He knows what he did wrong.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 04, 2009, 07:36:23 PM
apparently Chez Payne was fine, but his 2 favourite pubs both got flooded.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 04, 2009, 07:36:23 PM
apparently Chez Payne was fine, but his 2 favourite pubs both got flooded.

That'll teach the bastard.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Payne on November 04, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
HAW HAW!

You MISSED, Roger. I was in Edinburgh when the floods came, and by the time I got back to Stonehaven all the water was gone already.

I mean sure, I should maybe not have done that thing with the spatulas using lube and all, and I'm sorry, but if your vengeance is so difficult to aim from all the way over there I'm going to have to go to Tucson and do it there. At least I might get a little damp, being so near it would be IMPOSSIBLE for you to miss.

Anyway, fuck Stonehaven and its weakness to water.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Rumckle on November 04, 2009, 08:44:24 PM
 :lulz:
Crazy Motherfucker's Alive!
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:48:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 04, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
HAW HAW!

You MISSED, Roger. I was in Edinburgh when the floods came, and by the time I got back to Stonehaven all the water was gone already.

I mean sure, I should maybe not have done that thing with the spatulas using lube and all, and I'm sorry, but if your vengeance is so difficult to aim from all the way over there I'm going to have to go to Tucson and do it there. At least I might get a little damp, being so near it would be IMPOSSIBLE for you to miss.

Anyway, fuck Stonehaven and its weakness to water.

I got your pubs.  Also, I'm pretty sure I wiped out your supply of midgets.

Who's laughing NOW?
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:07:25 AM
You horrible bastard.
Title: Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes
Post by: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 01:27:18 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 04, 2009, 08:42:22 PMHAW HAW!

You MISSED, Roger. I was in Edinburgh when the floods came, and by the time I got back to Stonehaven all the water was gone already.

BUT OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE TOTALLY WALKED ON WATER

ALL HAIL OUR MESSIAH