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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 12:12:50 AM

Title: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 12:12:50 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091031/ap_on_go_ot/us_media_shield

QuoteWASHINGTON – The White House, key senators and media representatives have reached a compromise on legislation to protect reporters from being forced to disclose their confidential sources in federal court.

Senate supporters of the so-called media shield bill said Friday that the deal gives the government authority to override those rights in certain national security cases.

HAR!
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Richter on November 03, 2009, 01:05:55 AM
New reason to KYFMS, ITT.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 03, 2009, 01:07:35 AM
Oh god damn it.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the foun
Post by: the other anonymous on November 03, 2009, 01:18:32 AM
Are we surprised? Upset? Disappointed?

Honestly, I congratulate them on bringing us one step closer to Civil War 2.0 (where the crazed redneck whites fight for liberation from the black administration).

I can't wait to kill my brother! It'll be fun!

-toa,
underground railroad at my place!
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:40:26 AM
Best part is, this basically will keep news agencies from reporting any government leaks whatsoever.  Period.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled balloon boy.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 03:04:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:40:26 AM
Best part is, this basically will keep news agencies from reporting any government leaks whatsoever.  Period.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled balloon boy.
It will have a chilling effect but there will still be good reporters out there willing to stick their neck out... I hope. I don't think that there is a chance in hell this would be stand up in a court of law. It's so blatantly un-Constitutional. Then again, the courts aren't doing much about the "state secrets" excuse that both Bush and Obama have been very found of abusing.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 03:42:03 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 03:04:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:40:26 AM
Best part is, this basically will keep news agencies from reporting any government leaks whatsoever.  Period.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled balloon boy.
It will have a chilling effect but there will still be good reporters out there willing to stick their neck out... I hope. I don't think that there is a chance in hell this would be stand up in a court of law. It's so blatantly un-Constitutional. Then again, the courts aren't doing much about the "state secrets" excuse that both Bush and Obama have been very found of abusing.

It ain't the reporters, Iason.  They'd have to reveal their sources.  Good luck getting any leaks to report.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
Erm, sources aren't protected under federal law as it is.  This makes the bill somewhat useless, but there's no erosion.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
Erm, sources aren't protected under federal law as it is.  This makes the bill somewhat useless, but there's no erosion.

Oh, yes, I forgot.  In addition to your expertise in physics and everything else, you are also a master of SCOTUS case law.

And you're 169% right. That's why the senate and house knew who Deep Throat was all along.

:roll:
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 10:07:13 PM
Because, you know, the 1st amendment is just a suggestion.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the foun
Post by: the other anonymous on November 03, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
The First Amendment is being used here in Pgh to harass women who try to get medical care. Recently, an 8-foot protester buffer was declared an undue restriction on the 1st Amendment.

Also: all people do with speech is Twitter and PD.com. As far as I'm concerned, fuck the 1st Amendment.

I like Liber Oz better.

-toa,
only militant when trolling
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 03, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
Just another brick eh?

I can't say I'm surprised, after all a leak is a threat to National Security.......  right?

:omg:

Besides, if they tell us the serious news, no one will know what John and Kate are up to, or or or who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars....  YOU KNOW...  The IMPORTANT news!!!
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 10:20:26 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 03, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
Just another brick eh?

I can't say I'm surprised, after all a leak is a threat to National Security.......  right?

:omg:

Besides, if they tell us the serious news, no one will know what John and Kate are up to, or or or who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars....  YOU KNOW...  The IMPORTANT news!!!

Kill me now, you bastards.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Remington on November 04, 2009, 06:01:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 10:20:26 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 03, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
Just another brick eh?

I can't say I'm surprised, after all a leak is a threat to National Security.......  right?

:omg:

Besides, if they tell us the serious news, no one will know what John and Kate are up to, or or or who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars....  YOU KNOW...  The IMPORTANT news!!!

Kill me now, you bastards.
Just think... it won't be that long before advancements in medical science raise the life expectancy past 85!
You're not even halfway done!
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 06, 2009, 06:49:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 03, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
Erm, sources aren't protected under federal law as it is.  This makes the bill somewhat useless, but there's no erosion.

Oh, yes, I forgot.  In addition to your expertise in physics and everything else, you are also a master of SCOTUS case law.

And you're 169% right. That's why the senate and house knew who Deep Throat was all along.

:roll:

Citation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shield_laws_in_the_United_States
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Halfbaked1 on November 06, 2009, 08:56:08 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 04, 2009, 06:01:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 10:20:26 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 03, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
Just another brick eh?

I can't say I'm surprised, after all a leak is a threat to National Security.......  right?

:omg:

Besides, if they tell us the serious news, no one will know what John and Kate are up to, or or or who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars....  YOU KNOW...  The IMPORTANT news!!!

Kill me now, you bastards.
Just think... it won't be that long before advancements in medical science raise the life expectancy past 85!
You're not even halfway done!
That's why I eat unhealthy food and exercise little.  I keep hoping that the day I get off my ass and try to work out that i will have a massive coronary and drop fucking dead.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Triple Zero on November 06, 2009, 03:01:47 PM
Taking shitty care of your body like that is just going to make your final years uncomfortable, boring and shitty. If you wanna live fast, die young and go out with a bang while having the time of your life, you should be doing physically dangerous things instead of sitting on your ass and stuffing your face.

It's probably more fun and fulfilling as well.

Living unhealthy gives you a bigger chance of giving you a long, dragged out, bed-ridden, falling apart end. Sure you may test your luck and go for the single fatal heart attack, but it might as well just give you a stroke and turn you into a drooling wheelchair blob. Or a long life of uncountable ailings and incontinence.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the foun
Post by: KopyKat253 on November 06, 2009, 03:31:39 PM
Just drive your car really fast and see what kind of trouble you can get into.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the foun
Post by: Dimocritus on November 06, 2009, 11:21:28 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 03, 2009, 10:12:56 PM


Also: all people do with speech is Twitter and PD.com. As far as I'm concerned, fuck the 1st Amendment.



That's because all the really effective methods of practicing your right to free speech are reserved for the highest bidder.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 12:23:34 AM
Quote from: dimo on November 06, 2009, 11:21:28 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 03, 2009, 10:12:56 PM


Also: all people do with speech is Twitter and PD.com. As far as I'm concerned, fuck the 1st Amendment.



That's because all the really effective methods of practicing your right to free speech are reserved for the highest bidder.

Woah.  Dimo!

/shuts up before she says something patronizing
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 12:24:41 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 03, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
The First Amendment is being used here in Pgh to harass women who try to get medical care. Recently, an 8-foot protester buffer was declared an undue restriction on the 1st Amendment.

Also: all people do with speech is Twitter and PD.com. As far as I'm concerned, fuck the 1st Amendment.

I like Liber Oz better.

-toa,
only militant when trolling

You know, your scope is limited if that's all you're witnessing in the world.  There's a lot more out there, it's just hard to hear over the cacophany of the farting of the masses.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Dimocritus on November 07, 2009, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 12:23:34 AM

Woah.  Dimo!

/shuts up before she says something patronizing

Did I say something wrong?

Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 12:24:41 AM
There's a lot more out there, it's just hard to hear over the cacophany of the farting of the masses.

Regardless, ^ This.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Jenne on November 09, 2009, 10:28:01 PM
Quote from: dimo on November 07, 2009, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 12:23:34 AM

Woah.  Dimo!

/shuts up before she says something patronizing

Did I say something wrong?

Quote from: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 12:24:41 AM
There's a lot more out there, it's just hard to hear over the cacophany of the farting of the masses.

Regardless, ^ This.

Nope, you said something real fine.  Didn't want to be patronizing about it.  Keep on keepin' on.
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the founders
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 10, 2009, 12:20:23 AM
twitter... that reminds me
Who said " the beauty of brevity is that it only allows the repitition of conventional ideas"
or something like that?
Title: Re: Senate and Whitehouse agree to fuck the first amendment and piss on the foun
Post by: the other anonymous on November 10, 2009, 02:20:32 AM
Quote from: Regret on November 10, 2009, 12:20:23 AM
twitter... that reminds me
Who said " the beauty of brevity is that it only allows the repitition of conventional ideas"
or something like that?

http://island.org/prescience/language.htm

Quote
Chomsky has noted that:

"You must be able to make your point between two commercials," and that, "The beauty of concision is that [it only allows you] to repeat conventional thought".