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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 02:04:03 AM

Title: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 02:04:03 AM
That's why I'm not at all hesitant about allowing you to gaze on the glorious visage of my new 70's porn beardstache.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/831/22/n1217850063_5368.jpg)
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 02:07:12 AM
You've been on the west coast for less than a month, and you've already got douchey facial hair...
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Kai on November 05, 2009, 02:08:08 AM
 :lulz:

Sorry, just the combination of the words "glorious visage" and "70's porn beardstache" is hilarious to me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 02:16:32 AM
Redacted.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 03:05:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 02:07:12 AM
You've been on the west coast for less than a week, and you've already got douchey facial hair...

fixed. I waste no time.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Captain Utopia on November 05, 2009, 03:52:59 AM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/battleech.jpg)
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:04:22 AM
I should probably post my picture sometime.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 04:10:54 AM
Quote from: FP on November 05, 2009, 03:52:59 AM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/battleech.jpg)


EPIC.

but...where did you find the picture of ECHGF?
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Captain Utopia on November 05, 2009, 04:29:11 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 05, 2009, 04:10:54 AM
Quote from: FP on November 05, 2009, 03:52:59 AM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/battleech.jpg)


EPIC.

but...where did you find the picture of ECHGF?
Spoken like a true man who never intends his GF to read this site. Or who has a GF with an unprecedented sense of humour. My money is on #1
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:30:42 AM
Quote from: FP on November 05, 2009, 04:29:11 AM
Spoken like a true man who never intends his GF to read this site. Or who has a GF with an unprecedented sense of humour. My money is on #1


I would definitely say #1.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 04:32:15 AM
Quote from: FP on November 05, 2009, 04:29:11 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 05, 2009, 04:10:54 AM
Quote from: FP on November 05, 2009, 03:52:59 AM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/battleech.jpg)


EPIC.

but...where did you find the picture of ECHGF?
Spoken like a true man who never intends his GF to read this site. Or who has a GF with an unprecedented sense of humour. My money is on #1


Moving West has eliminated his will to live.   :sad:
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 01:56:17 PM
you're not afraid of us? Perhaps it's because you haven't been properly spanked in a while...


NICE STACHE, HETFIELD


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/metallica.jpg)
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:06:48 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/METALLICA2.jpg)
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:45:48 PM
          ehhhhh so I admin this message board ehhhhhhhhhhhh
                                                  \
(http://newsroom.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hetfield_500.jpg)
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 02:48:35 PM
:lulz:

had to listen to metallica during a few hours road trip

i was doing that

i don't know most of their songs but I was going ARRERRRRRRRRR with that guy, it was fun

and then my throat was sore.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 02:51:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 02:48:35 PM[...]
I was going ARRERRRRRRRRR with that guy, it was fun

and then my throat was sore.

CONTEXT!  :lulz:
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 05, 2009, 05:09:38 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:

hetfield is funny

picturing a skinny dutch guy imitating him is even funnier.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 05, 2009, 02:04:03 AM
That's why I'm not at all hesitant about allowing you to gaze on the glorious visage of my new 70's porn beardstache.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/831/22/n1217850063_5368.jpg)

Hot damn, you're already starting to look Portland!  :lulz:
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 06:08:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:06:48 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/METALLICA2.jpg)

:spittake:

Cram got it in one. When I was 14, I wished I could grow real facial hair so I could look more like that cool guy from Metallica. Now I'm older and wiser and could give less than a shit about Metallica, but I guess some things die hard.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Jenne on November 05, 2009, 06:10:42 PM
We have a lot of red-headed dudes on this board, I'm noticing.  Three or 4 if I don't miss my guess. 

Also, I like the cleaned-up look.  But then I grew up on the Left Coast.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 06:14:55 PM
I'm not a readhead by any stretch of the imagination, but thanks for liking my new cleaner visage anyway!
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Jenne on November 05, 2009, 06:16:03 PM
Your hair looks golden blonde--pulling red, in other words.  Is it more dirty dishwater, then?

Roger's red and some newb is very very red.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2009, 08:19:44 PM
yeah, dirty dishwater is probably the correct term. I usually describe it as "kidney failure blonde".

my beard, however, was rapidly turning grey around the chin, hence my eradication of most of my chin hair.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2009, 02:02:02 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 05, 2009, 08:19:44 PM
yeah, dirty dishwater is probably the correct term. I usually describe it as "kidney failure blonde".

my beard, however, was rapidly turning grey around the chin, hence my eradication of most of my chin hair.

WHAT

Gray facial hair is SEXAY!
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 06, 2009, 06:28:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 02:48:35 PM
:lulz:

had to listen to metallica during a few hours road trip

i was doing that

i don't know most of their songs but I was going ARRERRRRRRRRR with that guy, it was fun

and then my throat was sore.

doing Slipknot roars for the lulz at a festival in 2002 fucked up my voice for WEEKS.
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: Bruno on November 06, 2009, 07:11:32 PM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/ECH-Ricky_TrailerParkBoys.jpg)
Title: Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!
Post by: President Television on November 06, 2009, 08:16:11 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 06, 2009, 07:11:32 PM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/ECH-Ricky_TrailerParkBoys.jpg)

:mittens: