Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:19:22 AM

Title: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:19:22 AM
O GLORIOUS EXON!
HOW YOU SIT UPON
THAT DOUBLE HELIX FRAME!
THE FEEBLE INTRON,
HOW IT KEEPS RIGHT ON
NOT DOING ANYTHING; IT'S LAME!

YOU ARE COOL
THE OTHER GENES ARE FOOLS
YOU'RE A TOOL
BUT YOU'RE STILL COOL

TRANSCRIPTION IS WHERE IT'S AT
AND WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY FALL FLAT
POLYMERASE OF RNA
COMES TO PEEL YOU ALL AWAY
PROMOTERS TELL IT WHERE TO BIND
YOU KNOW THEY CAN'T BE HARD TO FIND

ADANINE, GUANINE,
THYMINE, CYTOSINE
RNA HAS ALL BUT THYMINE
IT HAS URACIL
INSTEAD OF THYMINE
THAT CAT IS WAY TOO RADICAL
FOR THAT RNA
DAYUM, THAT'S THYMINE

EXONS AND INTRONS ARE TRANSCRIBED
TO MESSENGER RNA
BUT NO INTRONS HEREIN DESCRIBED
EVER, EVER GET TO STAY
THAT'S DISCRIMINATION!
IT'S A FASCIST NATION!
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WHEN THOSE NAZIS LIVE IN YOU?

IT'S THEN THAT MESSENGER RNA
FINALLY LEAVES THE DOCKING BAY
OF THE NUCLEUS TO PAY
A VISIT TO A RIBOSOME,
WHICH HAS ITS OWN RNA.
IT'S CALLED RIBOSOMAL RNA!

THREE BASES IN THE RNA
MAKE A CODON, SO THEY SAY
AND TRANSFER RNA
FORMS ANTICODONS
WHICH ATTACH TO THESE IN A LOGICAL WAY
AND BRING AMINO ACIDS IN;
THUS PROTEIN SYNTHESIS BEGINS

THE AMINO ACIDS FORM A CHAIN
THIS CHAIN IS A POLYPEPTIDE CHAIN
NOT SOME OTHER KIND OF CHAIN
LIKE A NON-SCIENTIFIC-JARGON CHAIN
OR A SEND THIS TO X AMOUNT OF FRIENDS MAIL CHAIN
OR A RHYMING BRAIN RAIN CRANE LANE CHAIN
IT IS A POLYPEPTIDE CHAIN
AND IT IS A PROTEIN
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:20:35 AM
 :thanks:
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 04:34:15 AM
What the
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: President Television on November 05, 2009, 04:40:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 04:34:15 AM
What the

what's this I don't even
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: The Johnny on November 08, 2009, 12:00:04 PM

I praise your...

enthusiasm?...
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 08, 2009, 04:00:01 PM
 :lulz:

I loved it.
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: President Television on November 09, 2009, 03:15:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2009, 04:00:01 PM
:lulz:

I loved it.

I handed this in as a biology assignment. :lulz:
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: Remington on November 09, 2009, 07:18:24 AM
10/10

WOULD TRANSCRIBE AGAIN
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: President Television on November 09, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
I got the process a bit wrong, though. A polypeptide chain itself is not a protein. It needs to fold up first, and the configuration of the folding determines which protein you end up with. But it's close enough, right?
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on November 09, 2009, 01:40:45 PM
well a polypeptide chain is a protein, just it refers specifically to the primary structure of said protein.  Or at least thats how I always understood it.
Title: Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON
Post by: President Television on November 10, 2009, 05:54:19 AM
I need to read that part of my textbook again.