Im gonna show all these prudes this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show.jpg)
Dont you all think this will be wonderful?
:alevil:
...Deliciously Evil.
Sounds like my abnormal psychology class.
Near the end of the quarter, the entire back row of the class (one guy especially) freaked the fuck out when we got to transsexualism.
So on the last day of school, I cross-dressed up (pretty much a skirt, blouse, and a bra with sock boobs) and gave the especially bigoted dude a nice big hug. It was an awesome day especially since it was during finals.
For the subject "Gender and Sex" i made a 40 minute presentation, and showed this film:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Xxy_ver3.jpg)
Which involves a hermaphrodite that looks like a girl, that meets up with a surgeons faggot son. Antics ensue.
Quote from: JohNyx on November 05, 2009, 06:38:34 AM
Which involves a hermaphrodite that looks like a girl, that meets up with a surgeons faggot son. Antics ensue.
uh...
wha?
Quote from: Squid on November 05, 2009, 06:47:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 05, 2009, 06:38:34 AM
Which involves a hermaphrodite that looks like a girl, that meets up with a surgeons faggot son. Antics ensue.
uh...
wha?
I'm imagining "Gift of the magi", but with genitals instead of xmas gifts.
I'm going back to bed.
make them watch Shortbus
you should play that XXY movie next to XXX and compare hormone levels.
and because, you know, Vin fucking Diesel and in the opening scene there's an assassination at a Rammstein concert and the body is lifted up and crowd surfs to the back and also everything explodes all the time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
(http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/08_06/2007/780622/l_780622_0a2fdc47.jpg)
Can't remember the rocky horror one, but boy do i remember Teeth.
it is comparable in quality with Pterodactyl and Piranha 2
I approve of all of youse guys classroom antics.
@ Squid: Until he proves otherwise, I'm gonna give Nyx a pass on the "faggot" bit.
My suggestion would to show them "But I'm a Cheerleader".
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 05, 2009, 08:25:57 AM
make them watch Shortbus
Deadline is on top of me; even for Rocky its considered a "last minute change", i was
SUPPOSED to play
Billy Elliot, im sure it will be a nice surprise.
Pterodactyl/Piranha 2 seem epic just from the title... not sure they come close to being related to the subject to justify showing them :lulz:
PS: Im not homophobic and my forum title is "Fagbasket" after all, or saying Fag instead of Faggot has different connotations ?
shortbus has alot (over half the movie...) of real sex anyway, i was just seeing if you would suggest it to class w/o knowing what it was :lulz:
Quote from: Zenpeanut on November 05, 2009, 06:32:58 AM
Sounds like my abnormal psychology class.
Near the end of the quarter, the entire back row of the class (one guy especially) freaked the fuck out when we got to transsexualism.
So on the last day of school, I cross-dressed up (pretty much a skirt, blouse, and a bra with sock boobs) and gave the especially bigoted dude a nice big hug. It was an awesome day especially since it was during finals.
I love you, you are awesome.
Quote from: JohNyx on November 05, 2009, 01:58:31 PM
PS: Im not homophobic and my forum title is "Fagbasket" after all, or saying Fag instead of Faggot has different connotations ?
It depends on context, just like everything else.
The way you posted "faggot son" could be taken to mean you consider gays to be inherently lesser.
fuck you LMNO, my fags are inherently lesser!
What's up with all the kerfuffle about cigarettes, anyway?
Also, someone should show this in an abnormal psych class, or, even better, a seminar on Lacan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:34:48 PM
fuck you LMNO, my fags are inherently lesser!
fuck you! my mom died from inherently lesser fags!
also, if someone put on Rocky Horror in a class I was in, I would walk out
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
also, if someone put on Rocky Horror in a class I was in, I would walk out
if someone put on a fake mustache and wiggled it in a class I was in, I would walk out.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
also, if someone put on Rocky Horror in a class I was in, I would walk out, dragging their bloody corpse behind me
fixxed
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:34:48 PM
fuck you LMNO, my fags are inherently lesser!
That's because your fags aren't BEARFORCE1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA&feature=related).
Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:34:48 PM
fuck you LMNO, my fags are inherently lesser!
That's because your fags aren't BEARFORCE1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA&feature=related).
I didn't watch that video yesterday because I was at work, but HO HO HO HOLLLLY SHIT THAT WAS THE BEST YOUTUBE I'VE SEEN IN DAYS
169%win
That was actually a different video.
This is the one that changed my life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
That was AMAZING. :lulz:
It's like they're speaking directly to me!
Yeah, it almost makes your looks and behavior....acceptable....
:lulz:
NEVAR!
:love:
"But I'm a Cheerleader" is awesome. I approve of this fread. Even down to the missappropriation of yet another eff-word.
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2009, 02:38:14 PM
What's up with all the kerfuffle about cigarettes, anyway?
Also, someone should show this in an abnormal psych class, or, even better, a seminar on Lacan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space
Man, I've been looking for that for ages.
I don't suppose you know where to find it?
ETA: Nevermind, I found it. Google Video
and Youtube.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 09:47:44 AM
you should play that XXY movie next to XXX and compare hormone levels.
and because, you know, Vin fucking Diesel and in the opening scene there's an assassination at a Rammstein concert and the body is lifted up and crowd surfs to the back and also everything explodes all the time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
even more appropriate since Vin Diesel is still probably 100x gayer than the gayest person in XXY.
also...really? we're word-policing "faggot" when it's used in the context of a class on gender and transsexualism by someone who appears to very clearly not have a problem with homosexuality and transsexualism? really?
Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
also, if someone put on Rocky Horror in a class I was in, I would walk out
also, this.
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2009, 02:38:14 PM
What's up with all the kerfuffle about cigarettes, anyway?
Also, someone should show this in an abnormal psych class, or, even better, a seminar on Lacan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space
Quote from: WikipediaIt is said that in this review, Payne described scenes featuring the protagonist, Gay Nigger Jim, raping a toilet until he explodes, and a musical number entitled "Gay Niggers Eat Pigs and Fly on Penises Made Out of Ham and Brown Ham, Because They're Gay Niggers."
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
And i fucking got vetoed x3
By my treacherous nub team "mates". (NO WAY WERE PLAYING THAT, LETS PPLAY BILLY ELLIOT11!!1!!11)
By my retarded fascist teacher. (YOU CANT CHANGE THE PROGRAM YOU ALREADY MADE FOR THAT !!1!!!)
And by contrarian classmates. (HO NOEZ WE NO WANT SEE TRANSVESTITE FRUM TRANSYLVANNIA 1!111)
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
AND BY FUCK, BILLY ELLIOT IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO PRAISE MARGARET THATCHER AND PORTRAY THE STRIKERS AS RETARDED ANTISOCIAL FOOLS
DONT OPPOSE THE STATUS QUO - DANCE - FUCKING BILLY - DANCE
BECAUES IF YOU DONT MAKE IT TO THE STUPID ROYAL BALLET ACADEMY WITH THE MONEY FROM THE COMUNAL KITCHEN FUNDS AND THE MONEY YOUR FATHER TOOK AS A LOAN AND THE MONEY HE MADE FROM BETRAYING THE WORKERS UNION THEN BY GOD BILLY THEN WE ARE ALL FUCKED
DANCE YOUR PUSSY ASS BILLY - FOR REBELLING ON GENDER ROLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY - DANCE I SAID
Quote from: JohNyx on November 05, 2009, 09:36:36 PM
AND BY FUCK, BILLY ELLIOT IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO PRAISE MARGARET THATCHER AND PORTRAY THE STRIKERS AS RETARDED ANTISOCIAL FOOLS
DONT OPPOSE THE STATUS QUO - DANCE - FUCKING BILLY - DANCE
BECAUES IF YOU DONT MAKE IT TO THE STUPID ROYAL BALLET ACADEMY WITH THE MONEY FROM THE COMUNAL KITCHEN FUNDS AND THE MONEY YOUR FATHER TOOK AS A LOAN AND THE MONEY HE MADE FROM BETRAYING THE WORKERS UNION THEN BY GOD BILLY THEN WE ARE ALL FUCKED
DANCE YOUR PUSSY ASS BILLY - FOR REBELLING ON GENDER ROLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY - DANCE I SAID
Hmmm...the rage is strong in this one.
Quote from: JohNyx on November 05, 2009, 09:36:36 PM
AND BY FUCK, BILLY ELLIOT IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO PRAISE MARGARET THATCHER AND PORTRAY THE STRIKERS AS RETARDED ANTISOCIAL FOOLS
DONT OPPOSE THE STATUS QUO - DANCE - FUCKING BILLY - DANCE
BECAUES IF YOU DONT MAKE IT TO THE STUPID ROYAL BALLET ACADEMY WITH THE MONEY FROM THE COMUNAL KITCHEN FUNDS AND THE MONEY YOUR FATHER TOOK AS A LOAN AND THE MONEY HE MADE FROM BETRAYING THE WORKERS UNION THEN BY GOD BILLY THEN WE ARE ALL FUCKED
DANCE YOUR PUSSY ASS BILLY - FOR REBELLING ON GENDER ROLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY - DANCE I SAID
FFS THIS!
One year, I think for my Social Justice in Education class we were, as an icebreaker exercise, supposed to bring in a representation of what you think defines you most as a person. People brought in guitars or family heirlooms.
I made a cardboard cutout of a penis, colored it realistically, and said I probably most identify with being male. I labeled parts of it to correspond with my personality, balls meaning one thing and the head meaning another. Then I passed it around the class so everyone could "touch my penis."
The section leader kept it as a memento.
That's fucking brilliant.
Quote from: JohNyx on November 05, 2009, 01:58:31 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 05, 2009, 08:25:57 AM
make them watch Shortbus
Deadline is on top of me; even for Rocky its considered a "last minute change", i was SUPPOSED to play Billy Elliot, im sure it will be a nice surprise.
Pterodactyl/Piranha 2 seem epic just from the title... not sure they come close to being related to the subject to justify showing them :lulz:
PS: Im not homophobic and my forum title is "Fagbasket" after all, or saying Fag instead of Faggot has different connotations ?
Pterodactyl:
(http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/p/pterodactyl/pterodactyl_cap4.jpg)
QuoteAn earthquake shakes a dormant volcano in Turkey and uncovers a clutch of really old pterodactyl eggs. Now, despite being millions of years old, the eggs hatch. As it so happens, a washed-up paleontologist and his graduate students make an expedition to the volcano. Professor Lovecraft believes that the ancient volcano is an undiscovered treasure trove of fossils. Is anyone else thinking what I am thinking? There are many reasons that Lovecraft sucks at paleontology, and his insistence upon looking for fossils inside of volcanoes is one of them.
source: http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/p/pterodactyl/
Piranha:
(http://www.impawards.com/1978/posters/piranha.jpg)
Quote* 4 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
* 10 mins - Who in the heck dressed you this morning pal?
* 17 mins - What in the HELL is that stop motion thing, some sort of midget man-fish?
* 34 mins - Guy with his arm in the water, oh no!
* 49 mins - She is about the worst... ...oh hey, breasts.
* 53 mins - Hehe! That guy is watching The Monster that Challenged the World.
* 56 mins - Finally, the flood that Maggie has been waiting for.
* 65 mins - Dude, serious kid chomping scene!
* 76 mins - What the heck is going on? Why did that boat explode?
source: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/piranha/
Piranha 2: The Spawning:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/piranhaii/piranhaii5.jpg)
QuoteThe Plot:
It is a crying shame that this movie is at the opposite end of James Cameron's directing career from Leonardo DieCrappo, I would pay good money to watch him run screaming from a flock of fish suspended on wires. Oops, I have upset the herd of Leonardo worshipping females - shut up, sit down. I loved the last thirty minutes of "Titanic." That would be the section where he is slowly dying of hypothermia.
On this quiet tropical island, we will just call it Jamaica, horror is about to unfold. A navy ship containing experimental Piranha eggs sank several months ago and now a new breed of terror will menace the beaches. Flying carnivorous fish, baby! (Hehehe!) Prepare to watch as meaningless people have their necks ripped out; every time the piranha attack it is right in the jugular. These things are not the most graceful flyers, mind you. Somebody needed to grab a bat or tennis racket and do some serious fish thumping.
Not much else to say about this mess. The plot is a serious muddle. I was just overjoyed with Gabby as a character. Point of fact: here is a imposing, but cheerful, Jamaican dynamite fisherman who builds a time bomb with his quartz desk clock and then gets killed after he attacks the Piranha with a torch. Whew...
Teeth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29
QuoteAs he becomes increasingly pushy, refusing to take no for an answer, Dawn's unusual gynaecological trait suddenly becomes apparent and his manhood meets its match.
http://www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/reviews.php?film_id=12503