...but they also get first dibs on H1N1 vaccine. There isn't enough vaccine to go around, so we have to make sure the fat cats on Wall Street get served first.
http://www.timesleader.com/news/Big_NYC_firms_get_flu_shots__Wall_Street_critics_cry_foul_11-06-2009.html
They should just send those fat cats to guantanamo to get their vaccines...
:kingmeh:
But wait! The flu jabs are part of a secret plot to kill off the world's population (I know its true, Alex Jones told me). And the bankers are in on the conspiracy. So how can this be? :?
It's fairly amusing.
"The H1N1 thing is a hoax, a sham, it will cause autisim, or at least kill you... Hey! How come they get it first?!"
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:mullet:
:lulz: When worlds collide.
:lulz: This is great!
CONSPIRACY!
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
:lulz: This is great!
CONSPIRACY!
Sometimes the conspiracies are real. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 06:03:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
:lulz: This is great!
CONSPIRACY!
Sometimes the conspiracies are real. :)
Right. So the question is, who's behind the conspiracy theory about the vaccine being bad?
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 07:58:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 06:03:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
:lulz: This is great!
CONSPIRACY!
Sometimes the conspiracies are real. :)
Right. So the question is, who's behind the conspiracy theory about the vaccine being bad?
Oh, THAT theory.
That would be the GLP crowd, Alex Jones, and some Brit researcher who faked his results, some time ago.
Also, any moron who can't understand the correlation =/= causation equation.
Quote from: Cain on November 06, 2009, 04:09:45 PM
But wait! The flu jabs are part of a secret plot to kill off the world's population (I know its true, Alex Jones told me). And the bankers are in on the conspiracy. So how can this be? :?
They're getting the vaccine for the vaccine. They wouldn't want to catch the disease that they're giving us.
Quote from: Cain on November 06, 2009, 04:09:45 PM
But wait! The flu jabs are part of a secret plot to kill off the world's population (I know its true, Alex Jones told me). And the bankers are in on the conspiracy. So how can this be? :?
It's because they made a pact half a century ago with junkie aliens that are addicted to eating our souls, and they are back, and the disease is caused by the aliens as a show of their power and now they demand 10% of our children (divided equally per country), which is the reason why they are vaccinating the kids and 10% of them will disappear because of "complications", and part of the ruling elite has to make a sacrifice because if they just offer the poor people everybody will obviously find out and there will be public outrage or something.
But then Captain Jack Harkness saves the day by selflessly sacrificing his own grandson against the wishes of his daughter (neither of which he ever visited), just before the heartless bastard immortal shithead vanishes into a time vortex or something.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 06, 2009, 10:35:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 06, 2009, 04:09:45 PM
But wait! The flu jabs are part of a secret plot to kill off the world's population (I know its true, Alex Jones told me). And the bankers are in on the conspiracy. So how can this be? :?
It's because they made a pact half a century ago with junkie aliens that are addicted to eating our souls, and they are back, and the disease is caused by the aliens as a show of their power and now they demand 10% of our children (divided equally per country), which is the reason why they are vaccinating the kids and 10% of them will disappear because of "complications", and part of the ruling elite has to make a sacrifice because if they just offer the poor people everybody will obviously find out and there will be public outrage or something.
But then Captain Jack Harkness saves the day by selflessly sacrificing his own grandson against the wishes of his daughter (neither of which he ever visited), just before the heartless bastard immortal shithead vanishes into a time vortex or something.
Damn that face...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 07:58:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 06:03:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
:lulz: This is great!
CONSPIRACY!
Sometimes the conspiracies are real. :)
Right. So the question is, who's behind the conspiracy theory about the vaccine being bad?
Oh, THAT theory.
That would be the GLP crowd, Alex Jones, and some Brit researcher who faked his results, some time ago.
BUT MAYBE
The bankers are behind the anti-vaccine conspiracy theory, as part of a deeper conspiracy designed to make the "masses" NOT WANT the vaccine, so they can have more for themselves and the plebes will be killed off by waves of manufactured Bird/Pig hybrid Flu.
Duh! They're getting the real vaccine while we stand in line for Autcebo.
-toa,
it's a portmanteau
Quote from: Nigel on November 07, 2009, 11:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 07:58:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 06:03:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
:lulz: This is great!
CONSPIRACY!
Sometimes the conspiracies are real. :)
Right. So the question is, who's behind the conspiracy theory about the vaccine being bad?
Oh, THAT theory.
That would be the GLP crowd, Alex Jones, and some Brit researcher who faked his results, some time ago.
BUT MAYBE
The bankers are behind the anti-vaccine conspiracy theory, as part of a deeper conspiracy designed to make the "masses" NOT WANT the vaccine, so they can have more for themselves and the plebes will be killed off by waves of manufactured Bird/Pig hybrid Flu.
Nono! See it's a psyops thing. They want everyone else to take it, so they're going to pretend to hoard it all for themselves, and then everyone else will want the vaccine EVEN MORE. Cuz the vaccine is gonna sterilize everyone, so all the banksters can have the world to themselves.
Or at least that how the Alex Jones listener in my house explained it.