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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Elder Iptuous on November 09, 2009, 03:33:34 AM

Title: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 09, 2009, 03:33:34 AM
I'm currently drunk on something i've no idea how to pronounce.
please to provide pronunciation for "Glenmorangie"
also, as my bottle is now empty, please to provide recommendations on my next bottle of Scotch Whiskey.....
:D
a thousand thanks from a drunken Yank.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Cain on November 09, 2009, 07:39:35 AM
"Glen-More-An-Gie"

Also I suggest Laphroaig Quarter Cask, it should be a little more expensive than Glenmorangie (in the UK its usually around £20 for the former and £33 for the latter) but the difference in quality is noticeable, plus it's an Islay distillery, and I generally recommend Islay scotch whisky.

On the other hand, if you have money to burn, the older, 25+ year old Glen Grant single malts are as smooth as hell.  You pay through the nose for them, but they're oh so very worth it.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 09, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Thx, Cain.
I'll give that one a go...
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 09, 2009, 03:40:02 PM
I was also about to suggest Laphroaig or Ardbeg before noticing that Cain had beat me to it.

Seriously,
Islay whisky > everything else

If it doesn't taste like smoke, then it's not worth the money. I usually drink Laphroaig 10 year old and the 15 year old when I can afford it (rarely).
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 03:41:07 PM
Why can't you Scots use real English when you name things?

Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 09, 2009, 03:44:52 PM
its the Gaelic they used to speak before they were opressed into speaking english (or waht passes for it anyway :P)
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2009, 04:25:37 PM
Bushmills is the best scotch, followed by Seagrams 7.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 09, 2009, 03:44:52 PM
its the Gaelic they used to speak before they were opressed into speaking english (or waht passes for it anyway :P)

Why did England want Scotland, anyway?  You can't grow shit, and it's full of Scotsmen.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Suu on November 09, 2009, 04:47:36 PM
We have Bowmore at work right now. It's an Islay whisky. I also had to correct GS on how to say Islay. It's EYE-LAH not IS-LAY.



Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: rygD on November 09, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
Ok, hold on for a minute while I write these all down.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Telarus on November 09, 2009, 10:19:39 PM
I'll second (third? fourth?) the Laphroaig recommendation.


Damn, I haven't had that in a long time, and I can still taste the peat-charcoal.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: rygD on November 09, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
Is there a thread around here anywhere for (good) liquor suggestions?
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 09, 2009, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 09, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
Is there a thread around here anywhere for (good) liquor suggestions?


www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/secret_forum/topic=secret_liquor_list (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=search)
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: rygD on November 09, 2009, 11:35:45 PM
Wow, you got me so good, Regret.

And, I bet that was easier than saying "Maybe..."
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: MMIX on November 10, 2009, 02:37:23 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 09, 2009, 04:25:37 PM
Bushmills is the best scotch, followed by Seagrams 7.

have you got a death wish, do you hate the Scots or is your geography really shite  :lol:

. . . death by deep fried Mars bar or being stuffed with haggis is reputed to be really nasty, you know . . .
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 10, 2009, 03:20:26 AM
my geography is awesome, but 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: MMIX on November 10, 2009, 03:27:10 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 10, 2009, 03:20:26 AM
my geography is awesome, but 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

I will raise a glass to you, then, good sir, though I refuse to be drawn on what it contains . . .
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2009, 01:27:05 PM
Balvenie Portwood.


The scotch is aged 21 years in barrels that originally stored port.

'Tis a thing of beauty, I tell you.

Sure, about $140 a bottle, but it's worth it.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 10, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 10, 2009, 01:27:05 PM
Balvenie Portwood.


The scotch is aged 21 years in barrels that originally stored port.

'Tis a thing of beauty, I tell you.

Sure, about $140 a bottle, but it's worth it.

how big of a bottle?
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2009, 02:42:48 PM
Standard size for booze... 750ml, or something like that.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 09, 2009, 03:44:52 PM
its the Gaelic they used to speak before they were opressed into speaking english (or waht passes for it anyway :P)

Why did England want Scotland, anyway?  You can't grow shit, and it's full of Scotsmen.

Cause if they weren't occupying the Scots the Scots might have occupied them. 
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 11, 2009, 09:10:53 PM
the Scots could never conquer England until they have first dealt with their traditional mortal enemy, the Scots.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 12, 2009, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 11, 2009, 09:10:53 PM
the Scots could never conquer England until they have first dealt with their traditional mortal enemy, the Scots.

THIS
 
same goes for the Irish too.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
I also heard emphasis was on the MOR part?

Quote from: LMNO on November 10, 2009, 01:27:05 PM
Balvenie Portwood.


The scotch is aged 21 years in barrels that originally stored port.

'Tis a thing of beauty, I tell you.

Sure, about $140 a bottle, but it's worth it.

The Balvenie Doublewood is my newfound casual drinking scotch.  I'll have to try this one out if I ever have the cash.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 12, 2009, 01:15:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
I also heard emphasis was on the MOR part?

oh....
I was assuming it was on the AN...
also, to clarify, Cain... the GIE is pronounced like 'guy'? not 'gee' or 'jee'?
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 01:19:26 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 12, 2009, 01:15:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
I also heard emphasis was on the MOR part?

oh....
I was assuming it was on the AN...
also, to clarify, Cain... the GIE is pronounced like 'guy'? not 'gee' or 'jee'?

I still can't figure out if the ICH in Glenfiddich is prounounced 'ick' or 'itch' or if the ET in Glenlivet is a hard T as in 'bet' or if it's just not prounced, like an 'eh'.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 12, 2009, 01:32:07 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 01:19:26 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 12, 2009, 01:15:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
I also heard emphasis was on the MOR part?

oh....
I was assuming it was on the AN...
also, to clarify, Cain... the GIE is pronounced like 'guy'? not 'gee' or 'jee'?

I still can't figure out if the ICH in Glenfiddich is prounounced 'ick' or 'itch' or if the ET in Glenlivet is a hard T as in 'bet' or if it's just not prounced, like an 'eh'.

ive always said 'itch' and 'et', and never had any disdainful looks, but then, i've never been to Scottland...
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2009, 11:27:26 PM
I believe it's pronounced "Glen-fid-dick".
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
Glenfiddich is pronounced with a Scottish "CH", like how we do with Loch - a K, softened slightly and pronounced from the back of the mouth and tongue and drawn out slightly longer.

The T in Glenlivet is hard.

Glenmorangie is pronounced Glen-Moran-Jee.

That is ALL spags.

You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2009, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
Glenfiddich is pronounced with a Scottish "CH", like how we do with Loch - a K, softened slightly and pronounced from the back of the mouth and tongue and drawn out slightly longer.

The T in Glenlivet is hard.

Glenmorangie is pronounced Glen-Moran-Jee.

That is ALL spags.

You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.

:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 13, 2009, 10:28:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2009, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
Glenfiddich is pronounced with a Scottish "CH", like how we do with Loch - a K, softened slightly and pronounced from the back of the mouth and tongue and drawn out slightly longer.

The T in Glenlivet is hard.

Glenmorangie is pronounced Glen-Moran-Jee.

That is ALL spags.

You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.



:mittens:
THIS
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 14, 2009, 04:54:02 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
The T in Glenlivet is hard.

except you don't really pronounce it, but imply it (really hard) because of that lovely glo'-al sto'-

Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Payne on November 14, 2009, 12:32:28 PM
I'll glottal stop YOU in a minute.

:crankey:
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 12:38:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
The T in Glenlivet is hard.

except you don't really pronounce it, but imply it (really hard) because of that lovely glo'-al sto'-



being a southern english gal, i may, unfortunately, not pronounce the hard T and the end of Glenlivet.

I'm sorry, Payne.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Payne on November 14, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
You're all heathens.

Filthy, filthy heathens.
Title: Re: ATTN: Scottish spags
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 12:47:15 PM
You'll have to do scottish things to ALL OF US!

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