Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:19:22 PM

Title: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:19:22 PM
So I was out of my office for about 30 minutes.  I was in the back scanning some surveys.  I come back to see a little yellow square with a heart drawn on it, on top of my shift button.  What's it mean?  What is going on? 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:20:44 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:19:22 PM
So I was out of my office for about 30 minutes.  I was in the back scanning some surveys.  I come back to see a little yellow square with a heart drawn on it, on top of my shift button.  What's it mean?  What is going on? 

Office stalker.  You're fooked.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Valentine heart, or anatomical?
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: Rumckle on November 09, 2009, 07:22:02 PM
 :aaa:
You've been marked, RUN! While you still can!
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Valentine heart, or anatomical?

Valentine.  Looks like it was created with a Sharpie or similar felt-tipped writing utensil. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 09, 2009, 07:22:02 PM
:aaa:
You've been marked, RUN! While you still can!

I can't.  Waiting for surveys to compile. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:29:11 PM
I've seen some of the IOP kids walking back and forth so maybe it was one of them.  And perhaps I'm not the only one.  I shall have to do some investimigating. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 09, 2009, 07:30:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.

I would have missed it if you hadn't gone and done that! :argh!:
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.

Just so long as they keep their space.  Though, I imagine all I need to make that happen is for them to actually meet me face to face.  
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:33:04 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.

Just so long as they keep their space.  Though, I imagine all I need to make that happen is for them to actually meet me face to face.  
You better END that shit before I lose CONTROL.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:33:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 09, 2009, 07:30:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.

I would have missed it if you hadn't gone and done that! :argh!:

How could you miss that?  I clearly haven't been posting enough.  You guys are getting soft.  
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:33:04 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Well, I think we can all agree that putting a valentine's heart on a shift key will lead to a capital offense.

Just so long as they keep their space.  Though, I imagine all I need to make that happen is for them to actually meet me face to face.  
You better END that shit before I lose CONTROL.

What a horrible F8 that would be.   Mwa-wah-waaahh!

UPDATE:  The Director of outpatient got a heart too.  It's not just me. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:35:40 PM
UNNNNG!  I can't wait for my SHIFT to END, so I can go HOME.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: Jenne on November 09, 2009, 07:36:17 PM
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

Quelle mystere!

I think I agree with Rog...you have a stalker.  But maybe it's a nice stalker and they'll bring you cookies.  (Might want to have someone TASTE the cookies first, in case there's like Rohipnol(sp?) or something in them...)
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:36:57 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:35:23 PM
What a horrible F8 that would be.   Mwa-wah-waaahh!

:lord:
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 09, 2009, 07:37:17 PM
RWH1N1 has gotten into the water supply! :omg:
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
INSERT clever pun here.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
INSERT clever pun here.

ENTER the RWH1N1.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 09, 2009, 07:41:47 PM
It can't be kept under CONTROL! No matter how much SPACE I put between me and it, it keeps TABs on me! :sad:
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 09, 2009, 07:36:17 PM
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

Quelle mytere!

I think I agree with Rog...you have a stalker.  But maybe it's a nice stalker and they'll bring you cookies.  (Might want to have someone TASTE the cookies first, in case there's like Rohipnol(sp?) or something in them...)

Nah, it's not just me.  the director of Outpatient came to my office to ask me if I did it.  Apparently he and a few others have received the hearts as well.  Must me one of the kids in treatment. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:45:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 09, 2009, 07:41:47 PM
It can't be kept under CONTROL! No matter how much SPACE I put between me and it, it keeps TABs on me! :sad:

No one can escape!  NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:45:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 09, 2009, 07:41:47 PM
It can't be kept under CONTROL! No matter how much SPACE I put between me and it, it keeps TABs on me! :sad:

No one can escape!  NO ONE!!!!

You can, if you post as an ALT.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
I read once that Mark Foley went through a lot of computers when he was in Congress.

Something about wearing out the Paige Down button.  
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: the dreadful hours on November 09, 2009, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:45:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 09, 2009, 07:41:47 PM
It can't be kept under CONTROL! No matter how much SPACE I put between me and it, it keeps TABs on me! :sad:

No one can escape!  NO ONE!!!!

You can, if you post as an ALT.

You've given me pause for thought. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 07:49:02 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on November 09, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
I read once that Mark Foley went through a lot of computers when he was in Congress.

Something about wearing out the Paige Down button.  

It's still "page".

Get a grip, man! 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2009, 07:51:50 PM
Whoops.  my bad.  joke ruint
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 05:45:39 PM
hehehe sounds like RWHN got OM'd.
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2009, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 05:45:39 PM
hehehe sounds like RWHN got OM'd.

:|

Um, yeah.  I bet there's still a used condom hanging out of his ear.

TGRR,
Is giving up on the term "mindfuck".
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 10, 2009, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 05:45:39 PM
hehehe sounds like RWHN got OM'd.

Not really.  My mind first went to "one of the outpatient kids probably did this", and I'm pretty sure that's what happened.  It really doesn't seem like the sort of thing any of the agency employees would do.  And it is pretty difficult for a random stranger to just stroll into the building. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: Dimocritus on November 10, 2009, 05:56:13 PM
This thread is simultaneously  :lulz: and  :argh!:

Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 10, 2009, 06:18:09 PM
What's funny is that today, all of a sudden, people are starting to notice them.  Yesterday it was just me and one other person, now everybody is talking about the hearts.  Who did it?  Was it that guy?  Or maybe that guy?  And someone just made the riveting observation:

"Well, at least it wasn't someone running through the office with a shotgun."

Yeah, that would've slightly sucked. 
Title: Re: Ummm.....
Post by: AFK on November 11, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
That would be ironic on many levels.