Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2004, 06:42:13 AM

Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2004, 06:42:13 AM
Blarg!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 22, 2004, 06:54:30 AM
Henry sounds cool. I'm sure you'll miss having a actual human around.


Say, how's Cheryl doing these days?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2004, 07:01:20 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciHenry sounds cool. I'm sure you'll miss having a actual human around.


Say, how's Cheryl doing these days?

1.  Yes, there is one less homo sapiens in this world of slack-jawed monkey fuckers.

2.  Nothing amazing to report.  Her uncle, though, called...and is concerned that she is living under the roof of a "deranged maniac".  He is coming out later this week to check things out.  Actually seems concerned about her welfare...unlike her father.  Ought to be interesting.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Bella on June 22, 2004, 07:09:54 AM
Oh man, Roger.
I'm sorry about your friend, Henry. He sounds like such a fine human being.
Illusion and I drinking a toast right now to him and his Evangeline.

PS: Bless you for making Susan scrub the toilets.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2004, 08:02:55 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOh man, Roger.
I'm sorry about your friend, Henry. He sounds like such a fine human being.
Illusion and I drinking a toast right now to him and his Evangeline.

PS: Bless you for making Susan scrub the toilets.

Pour a little out.

Susan's working life has just become a tragic series of misunderstandings.  Not because I WANT to make her miserable (though I do), but because it is actually a moral imperative.  

This is the way of the world.  Elvis died (fairly) young, and Reagan lived on and on and on.

Susan is still stealing good oxygen, and Henry is gone.

There Ain't No Justice.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Bella on June 22, 2004, 08:19:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOh man, Roger.
I'm sorry about your friend, Henry. He sounds like such a fine human being.
Illusion and I drinking a toast right now to him and his Evangeline.

PS: Bless you for making Susan scrub the toilets.

Pour a little out.

Susan's working life has just become a tragic series of misunderstandings.  Not because I WANT to make her miserable (though I do), but because it is actually a moral imperative.  

This is the way of the world.  Elvis died (fairly) young, and Reagan lived on and on and on.

Susan is still stealing good oxygen, and Henry is gone.

There Ain't No Justice.
Okay.....poured some out.

As for Susan....let the sanctimonious bitch have it.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2004, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
As for Susan....let the sanctimonious bitch have it.

Her fate in the next few days would make Atitilla the Hun wince.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 22, 2004, 10:54:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHer fate in the next few days would make Atitilla the Hun wince.

... and you will be telling us all about it.  :twisted:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: gnimbley on June 22, 2004, 03:28:21 PM
When good souls pass
Eris takes a jagged knife
Carves a slice of heart
Breaks a jaded life

Memories suffice
Play heart's raw strings
Sing a N'awlins blues
Love forgotten things

Pain/time passes on
Memories fade to gray
Still we speak lovingly
Of what has passed this way
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2004, 03:13:02 AM
That sucks that you won't have him around. But then again this world don't deserve a man as good as that.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: archPope Rocket P Llama on June 23, 2004, 08:14:04 AM
Raise a glass to those who kick ass
Whether here or whether passed
Smoke a bowl and reminisce
Try to forget that the world is piss
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2004, 08:14:30 AM
Quote from: RocketLlamaRaise a glass to those who kick ass
Whether here or whether passed
Smoke a bowl and reminisce
Try to forget that the world is piss

Troof.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Trollax on June 23, 2004, 08:22:41 AM
Right now... I am off to have a standardised McDonalds meal and drink a vodka and raspberry toast to a noble human being I never had the pleasure of meeting. *shakes his head* It's not right. I hope I can be fit to lick Henry's shoes when I'm his age. Of course, I can guess what he'd say...

Trollax Kinora, Officially now the last rennaisance man.  :cry:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2004, 08:24:50 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRight now... I am off to have a standardised McDonalds meal and drink a vodka and raspberry toast to a noble human being I never had the pleasure of meeting. *shakes his head* It's not right. I hope I can be fit to lick Henry's shoes when I'm his age. Of course, I can guess what he'd say...

Trollax Kinora, Officially now the last rennaisance man.  :cry:

He'd tell you to get up off the floor, and move your chesspiece.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Trollax on June 23, 2004, 08:28:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRight now... I am off to have a standardised McDonalds meal and drink a vodka and raspberry toast to a noble human being I never had the pleasure of meeting. *shakes his head* It's not right. I hope I can be fit to lick Henry's shoes when I'm his age. Of course, I can guess what he'd say...

Trollax Kinora, Officially now the last rennaisance man.  :cry:

He'd tell you to get up off the floor, and move your chesspiece.

He's only gonna kick my ass anyway :lol:  Love chess, can't play it very well. I'm not a military type person, I don't like losing my soldiers, any of them.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2004, 08:37:42 AM
::pours out tequila::

Sorry that was late. Cashola flow problems, but I snagged some tequila finally.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2004, 08:39:42 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRight now... I am off to have a standardised McDonalds meal and drink a vodka and raspberry toast to a noble human being I never had the pleasure of meeting. *shakes his head* It's not right. I hope I can be fit to lick Henry's shoes when I'm his age. Of course, I can guess what he'd say...

Trollax Kinora, Officially now the last rennaisance man.  :cry:

He'd tell you to get up off the floor, and move your chesspiece.

He's only gonna kick my ass anyway :lol:  Love chess, can't play it very well. I'm not a military type person, I don't like losing my soldiers, any of them.

Think of the pawns, man...won't ANYONE think of the pawns?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 23, 2004, 08:42:24 AM
I saw a game today where white checkmated black with two pawns (and a few other pieces) without losing a single pawn. The guy playing black was a getting frustrated and being a fucktard about it but other than that it was fun to watch.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2004, 08:49:24 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciI saw a game today where white checkmated black with two pawns (and a few other pieces) without losing a single pawn. The guy playing black was a getting frustrated and being a fucktard about it but other than that it was fun to watch.

"Other than that"?

Hell, pissing off your opponent is the best reason to play, most times.

Since it is as morally wrong to play chess for money as it is to play poker for free, if you can't talk shit, why play?