quick drunken query:
on a scale of 1:10
how much of an insufferable twat am i.
x
*rustles through stack of papers on table until I find your file, my eyes dart between you and the pages below*
Well lets see, you made a thread to inform us of your inebriated state, thats a big red tick in the insufferable column, however you seem somewhat cohesive and you did take the time to put a little kiss at the end of the message.
On a scale of 1 to 10... probably a 5 or a six. Not all that much of an insufferable twat.
Sit down in this chair, please... now look into the lens of the Insufferoscope and hold very still... good.
*adjusts various knobs and dials while peering into a small viewing reticule and occasionally mumbling to self*
Hm, the inebriation is jacking the numbers a bit... but overall, there is a history of inoffensive, occasionally funny posts. Oh, and that very interesting artwork associated with a "new BIP," that was yours, wasn't it? That helps...
Faust, I'm getting something closer to a 4 out of 10. I dunno, maybe I need this thing recalibrated.
I don't find you particularly annoying, so probably a 4.
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2009, 12:52:44 AM
Sit down in this chair, please... now look into the lens of the Insufferoscope and hold very still... good.
*adjusts various knobs and dials while peering into a small viewing reticule and occasionally mumbling to self*
Hm, the inebriation is jacking the numbers a bit... but overall, there is a history of inoffensive, occasionally funny posts. Oh, and that very interesting artwork associated with a "new BIP," that was yours, wasn't it? That helps...
Faust, I'm getting something closer to a 4 out of 10. I dunno, maybe I need this thing recalibrated.
I would trust the insufferoscope far more then my own auditing skills, especially at this time of night. I agree, 4.
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 11, 2009, 12:37:14 AM
quick drunken query:
on a scale of 1:10
how much of an insufferable twat am i.
x
Who the hell are you, again?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 11, 2009, 12:59:35 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 11, 2009, 12:37:14 AM
quick drunken query:
on a scale of 1:10
how much of an insufferable twat am i.
x
Who the hell are you, again?
Yeah, that's my vote too.
Nice enough guy who hasn't posted in a while, iirc. Or maybe I've been ignoring his posts until recently.
i really like the words ROAR and BISCUIT so i will give you a 1
Considering you seem to be looking for either validation or abuse I'll provide some abuse.
257 out of ten, you completely insufferable twit. Nobody can stand you and they are all just pretending because they are nice people, go and shoot yourself right now.
I like your avatar because every time I see it I giggle. So I'll give you a 3.
Don't pay attention enough to even notice. Just as long as you don't wear girl pants, I think you'll be fine.
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 11, 2009, 12:37:14 AM
quick drunken query:
on a scale of 1:10
how much of an insufferable twat am i.
x
You, sir, are a rotten bastard who should be bastinadoed to death for your own good. By really big, mean Eskimos who will do the job with the butt end of their harpoons, and then do things with the pointy end that are illegal in this and 48 other states. Yes, you fucking have this coming. Don't think we don't know all about your horrible games of "orphan punting" and also don't think we haven't noticed that YOU AND IASON HAVE NEVER BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED OR EVEN SEEN TOGETHER.
Oh, yes, we're on to you, my son. Make no mistake.
I've not been here much....nor have I been paying attention to you so I'll guess and say 3.33 for now.
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game
Maybe.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game
Maybe.
:vom: :omg: :vom: :omg:
:horrorfap:
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:54:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game
Maybe.
:vom: :omg: :vom: :omg:
:horrorfap:
Well, you know, what
else would people do with their time?
Wash it down with a golden shower perhaps?
Well, you were a 1, but now that you've asked the question and made me think about it, you've risen to a 2. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 11, 2009, 12:37:14 AM
quick drunken query:
on a scale of 1:10
how much of an insufferable twat am i.
x
Who are you?
unng... :oops:
which of you irresponsible bastards let me near the internets... there are procedures in place to stop this kind of thing dammit!
edit: spelling :/
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 11, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
unng... :oops:
which of you irresponsible bastards let me near the internets... there are procedures in place to stop this kind of thing dammit!
edit: spelling :/
It was me. You were supposed to break it dammit! :argh!:
Ah yeah and the preferred term if bitch.....
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game
Maybe.
AAhh!!
I actually knew of some fellows when i was in junior high in New Jersey that played this game! they referred to it as Ookie cookie, and used the Otis Spunkmeyer brand of cookies offered in the cafeteria. the worst part was that it was the same group of guys that would play it occasionally... i didn't know that this game was a widespread institution...
good lawd!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game
Maybe.
Who the fuck would play that?! :x
on a scale of 1:10 you are a twat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2009, 03:45:28 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 12, 2009, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 11, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
I have one IMPORTANT question:
IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game
Maybe.
Who the fuck would play that?! :x
Republican congressmen?
Yeah, that would be the Ensign, Vitters, Craig Caucus.