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Title: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Cain on November 11, 2009, 08:17:25 AM

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/physics/article6905250.ece

QuoteThe rehabilitation of the beleaguered Large Hadron Collider was on hold tonight after the failure of one of its powerful cooling units caused by an errant chunk of baguette.

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Cait M. R. on November 11, 2009, 09:43:49 AM

FRENCH TERRORISM ITT

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Cain on November 11, 2009, 10:01:03 AM

One man's terrorist is another man's world-saving freedom fighter (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/3351335/Large-Hadron-Collider---will-it-cause-the-end-of-the-world.html).

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Richter on November 11, 2009, 01:30:20 PM

"Closed due to pain."

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 11, 2009, 02:47:34 PM

Quote from: Richter on November 11, 2009, 01:30:20 PM
"Closed due to Payne."

obvious fix

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Richter on November 11, 2009, 03:01:50 PM

I can jsut see him, sitting in the accelerator, about a mile from any access port, having a smoke.

The technicians walk up, unbelieving. "Yuur all such SPAGS."

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Richter on November 11, 2009, 03:15:13 PM

Also: Suppose this thing is accidentally a teleporter, and zapping in handfuls of dirt or chunks of bread is a sign of it WORKING.

Maybe they'll cathc on when they find elephant colon or chinese food menus in tagalog.

Title: Re: Baguette thwarts science
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 12, 2009, 04:23:33 PM

Douglas Adams would be weeping with joy. :lulz:

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