I, the Sovereign Princess Kaousuu of the Bridges, Bays and Block-like Island, hearby declare the following peerages in my court:
General Sheumais Stuart of Johnston; Consort to the Princess, Marquess of the Swamp Yankees, Steward to the lands of the Northwest. Leader of the Principality's forces.
Duke Richter of the Sphincter; protector of Providence. Ale conner to the Princess, Rector of the First Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, SPoK.
Marchioness Leln of Worcester; overseer of the Greater Blackstone Valley.
Baron Dimo of Coventry; Count of the Warwicks. Steward to South County.
Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands.
Sir LMNO of Outside Boston; Baron Beantown and chief ambassador to Long Island.
Lord Cainad of the Stony Brook; Junior Ambassador to Long Island.
Lord Mangrove of Hartford; protector of the Border.
Darth Cupcake of the Sith; Lady of Rock City.
Lady Eve of the Shoreline; keeper of the New Haven Territories, ambassador to Boston.
Magister Cramulus of the Hudson; Chief Advisor, keeper of the WOMP, and Protector of the Metropolis.
Sir What's His Name? of the Downeasters; Magister of the Punnery, Steward to the Lands of the Northeast.
Dame TrippinPrincezz of the Hills; Retainer of the Tax-Free Liquor Stores.
GREAT THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN :golfclap:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 13, 2009, 05:41:06 AM
GREAT THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN :golfclap:
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE BOUNDARIES OF MY SOVEREIGN PRINCIPALITY
IM CERTAINLY NOT JEALOUS OF THE 342795279 NEW POINTLESS THREADS
and you are LUCKY i dont live there I DONT STAND FOR TYRANTS :argh!:
IN SOVIET OHIO, FRED LISTS YOU.
We of the Richterran Synod are delighted with this acknowledgement.
I'M A DUCK! :lulz:
I beleive there may be a Dimonic Cabal on the rise in these lands also.
I don't know if I should have broken this up by County...
You'd be Count Providence, Dimo would be Count Kent and Washington, and Eater of Clowns would be Count of the Two Bristols and Newport. But then General Stuart would get no county, so you're in control of the urban Providence County, and he's in control of the suburban, reservoir, and mountain parts.
This all sounds suspiciously close to becoming a LARP.
Nah, not really. I just wanted you guys to feel important. I actually have absolute power.
(http://paullebowitz.mlblogs.com/palpatine%20unlimited%20power.jpeg)
UNLIMITED POWER!!
this could be the one good LARP in history provided they fall to internecine squabbling followed by random volleys of greek fire from the trebuchets.
At the very least it would get rid of the shitstains known as "Worcester" and "Providence" make for a great urban renewal project.
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 04:44:13 PM
This all sounds suspiciously close to becoming a LARP.
If you were in my office, I'd throw a moustache at you and scream "3 damage by WOMP!"
You could turn around, announce "Resists by Fabulous!", and hit me with a stapler.
Quote from: Richter on November 13, 2009, 05:03:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 04:44:13 PM
This all sounds suspiciously close to becoming a LARP.
If you were in my office, I'd throw a moustache at you and scream "3 damage by WOMP!"
You could turn around, announce "Resists by Fabulous!", and hit me with a stapler.
Sometimes I envy your job.
Then, as I'm taking as long a bathroom break as I choose, I don't.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 13, 2009, 04:59:44 PM
this could be the one good LARP in history provided they fall to internecine squabbling followed by random volleys of greek fire from the trebuchets.
At the very least it would get rid of the shitstains known as "Worcester" and "Providence" make for a great urban renewal project.
SHHH!
You think I'm moving to Burlington because I WANT to?
-Suu
Getting the fuck out of the way for when Leln declares the Great 146 War on Richter, duh.
Oh, no limit will ever be placed. I can have fun with medical advice, OSHA, and HR as soon as I see one.
I just need to mess with some perception in the meantime, and I have an iron clad excuse to tell EVERYONE about the neccesity of my biology.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.
Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.
BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.
I am happy to keep guard over the supply of tax free booze and fireworks to the North up to and including Portsmouth. I may have to extend my hold over the majority of New Hampshire though, since the mountains really beat out the beaches and there seem to be no other challengers in the area. It is also my hope that the great stench of the Merrimack River should keep any intruders at bay.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:12:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.
Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.
BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.
You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titles with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:12:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.
Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.
BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.
You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titles with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.
I'm just talking about how I am referred to in your realm. Out here, I am given my due as "The Queen of Cheese".
For the record, it's going to do NOTHING BUT rain/snow from RI to VT for the next 4 months with or without your god-like powers. Just remember, RWHN gets the brunt of it anyway.
Now if you send a dust storm from Mordor...THEN I'd be impressed...
You may have your title as enemy of the realm, and why oh why are you locally known as the Queen of Cheese?
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:28:16 PM
For the record, it's going to do NOTHING BUT rain/snow from RI to VT for the next 4 months with or without your god-like powers. Just remember, RWHN gets the brunt of it anyway.
Now if you send a dust storm from Mordor...THEN I'd be impressed...
You may have your title as enemy of the realm, and why oh why are you locally known as the Queen of Cheese?
1. Get your own dust.
2. Excellent. And I am known as that because the mortals in my area have very little respect for the divine, apparently.
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Also:
Lord Rip City Hustle; the Baron formerly known as East Coast Hustle, the one that got away.
Dowager Prince Herbert; Duchess of Cornhole.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:12:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.
Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.
BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.
You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titles with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.
I'm just talking about how I am referred to in your realm. Out here, I am given my due as "The Queen of Cheese".
Don't know, (Aside from bellowing "RAIN GOD!", in hubris at the sky.) but I have given you mention as the basic inpiration for the fencing technique: "Beautiful Fairy Princess"
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Obviously. Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.
Quote from: Richter on November 13, 2009, 05:35:17 PM
Don't know, (Aside from bellowing "RAIN GOD!", in hubris at the sky.) but I have given you mention as the basic inpiration for the fencing technique: "Beautiful Fairy Princess"
Video, pls.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Obviously. Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.
That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Obviously. Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.
That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.
Do you get to shoot at shit?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Obviously. Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.
That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.
Do you get to shoot at shit?
Mostly you're holding on for dear life, but an occasional shot at stuck up Ivy Leaguers is always fun. Then you get to the RISD students, and you'll never seen so many over-privileged scenesters and badly dressed Japanese girls in your life. That's when the point system starts, of course.
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:47:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Obviously. Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.
That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.
Do you get to shoot at shit?
Mostly you're holding on for dear life, but an occasional shot at stuck up Ivy Leaguers is always fun. Then you get to the RISD students, and you'll never seen so many over-privileged scenesters and badly dressed Japanese girls in your life. That's when the point system starts, of course.
Are spiked boots/hockey gloves allowed?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:50:51 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:47:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.
Obviously. Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.
That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.
Do you get to shoot at shit?
Mostly you're holding on for dear life, but an occasional shot at stuck up Ivy Leaguers is always fun. Then you get to the RISD students, and you'll never seen so many over-privileged scenesters and badly dressed Japanese girls in your life. That's when the point system starts, of course.
Are spiked boots/hockey gloves allowed?
Of course. In fact, they're mandatory.
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:12:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.
Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.
BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.
You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titties with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.
How I read it, of course.
My first act as Baron shall be known as the Massacre of Cape Cod.
I decree whaling legal again, and mandatory for all New Bedford residents.
Fall River shall be burnt to the ground and become a bathroom - the only bathroom in the barony.
Residents of New Jersey, Tennessee, Nebraska, and split-level houses shall be shot on sight.
Official Mascot of the Barony is the noble capybara, world's largest rodent and king of all rats, those requesting meetings with Herr Baron EoC are required to bring two capybaras as signs of goodwill - one for the farm where they will graze in the fields of the former town of Acushnet and one for slaughter to dine upon.
Tuesday night is ladies night, barony-wide.
That guy who takes up two parking spots on my street so I can't parallel behind him shall be requested to be more courteous to his neighbors.
Cacoila, linguica, and chorico are to be renamed Kasoylah, Lingweesah, and Shereese respectively to avoid confusion as to how they are pronounced.
Each of the first three daughters in a family are to be named Kasoylah, Lingweesah, and Shereese, with subsequent generations of female offspring adopting the name next in line from her mother's own.
The Madeira Feast is commanded to no longer smell like burnt cheese and sweat.
The woman across the street is to introduce me to her cat. It's really cute and I want to pet it.
Anyone bringing a cat within 50 yards of Herr Baron EoC is subject to imprisonment, the cat to be cuddled and then dismembered, and the owner to be informed that seriously, I'm allergic and that wasn't cool.
All subjects are commanded to have a nice day, be kind to your fellow man, and don't fuck up because we're watching you.
That is all.
Suu, I petition you to claim me Protector of P-Town, to keep EoC's brutal regime from opressing the gentle Bears of Provincetown.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
Also, this:
"There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."
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Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 07:20:40 PM
Suu, I petition you to claim me Protector of P-Town, to keep EoC's brutal regime from opressing the gentle Bears of Provincetown.
Granted. Only because it really doesn't belong with the rest of the Cape.
Just like everything else, the tip is more sensitive.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2009, 07:18:20 PM
My first act as Baron shall be known as the Massacre of Cape Cod.
I decree whaling legal again, and mandatory for all New Bedford residents.
Fall River shall be burnt to the ground and become a bathroom - the only bathroom in the barony.
Residents of New Jersey, Tennessee, Nebraska, and split-level houses shall be shot on sight.
Official Mascot of the Barony is the noble capybara, world's largest rodent and king of all rats, those requesting meetings with Herr Baron EoC are required to bring two capybaras as signs of goodwill - one for the farm where they will graze in the fields of the former town of Acushnet and one for slaughter to dine upon.
Tuesday night is ladies night, barony-wide.
That guy who takes up two parking spots on my street so I can't parallel behind him shall be requested to be more courteous to his neighbors.
Cacoila, linguica, and chorico are to be renamed Kasoylah, Lingweesah, and Shereese respectively to avoid confusion as to how they are pronounced.
Each of the first three daughters in a family are to be named Kasoylah, Lingweesah, and Shereese, with subsequent generations of female offspring adopting the name next in line from her mother's own.
The Madeira Feast is commanded to no longer smell like burnt cheese and sweat.
The woman across the street is to introduce me to her cat. It's really cute and I want to pet it.
Anyone bringing a cat within 50 yards of Herr Baron EoC is subject to imprisonment, the cat to be cuddled and then dismembered, and the owner to be informed that seriously, I'm allergic and that wasn't cool.
All subjects are commanded to have a nice day, be kind to your fellow man, and don't fuck up because we're watching you.
That is all.
There will be no dismembering of cats!
The taking of Zyrtec is mandatory for all landed gentry.
HEAR YE SPAGS
I'm headed to the North this evening. Richter is in charge.
No wait, he'll be gone too.
Fuck.
Um...
EoC is in charge.
God speed you glorious faggots!
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 07:47:55 PM
HEAR YE SPAGS
I'm headed to the North this evening. Richter is in charge.
No wait, he'll be gone too.
Fuck.
Um...
EoC is in charge.
God speed you glorious faggots!
:aww: I will treat it with the same dilligent care and unpaid forced labor of my own barony.
Bump .
Rewriting/adding new titles.
I, the Sovereign Princess Kaousuu of the Bridges, Bays and Block-like Islands, hearby declare the following peerages in my court:
Duke Richter of the Sphincter; protector of Providence. Ale conner to the Princess, Rector of the First Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, SPoK. Steward the lands of the Northwest. Leader of the Principality's forces.
Marchioness Leln of Worcester; overseer of the Greater Blackstone Valley.
Baron Cuddlefish of Coventry; Count of the Warwicks. Steward to South County.
Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands. Earl of Illegal Parking.
Sir LMNO of Outside Boston; Baron Beantown and chief ambassador to Long Island. Protector of Provincetown.
Lord Cainad of the Stony Brook; Junior Ambassador to Long Island.
Lord Mangrove of Hartford; protector of the Border.
Darth Cupcake of the Sith; Lady of Rock City.
Lady Eve of the Shoreline; keeper of the New Haven Territories, ambassador to Boston.
Magister Cramulus of the Hudson; Chief Advisor, keeper of the WOMP, and Protector of the Metropolis.
Sir What's His Name? of the Downeasters; Magister of the Punnery, Steward to the Lands of the Northeast.
Dame TrippinPrincezz of the Hills; Retainer of the Tax-Free Liquor Stores.
Lady Luna of the Castle; Watcher of the Cranston Street Keep, Steward of West End and So-Pro.
Dowager Prince Herbert of the Monastery; Feeder of Rin and Mishu, enforcer of Duke Richter's bad ideas.
Lord Rip City Hustle; the Baron formerly known as East Coast Hustle, the one that got away.
EOC should also be the Earl of Illegal Parking.
Dimo deserves honorary satrapy of all ceilings too.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2011, 10:40:34 PM
EOC should also be the Earl of Illegal Parking.
Done.
Quote from: Richter on April 27, 2011, 10:43:29 PM
Dimo deserves honorary satrapy of all ceilings too.
I'm still thinking on this one...
Oh shit son...if DF and I ever get serious, that puts the consort in a position surrounding Boston and full extension to the Canadian border through New Hampshire.
EXCELLENT...
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 27, 2011, 10:48:30 PM
Oh shit son...if DF and I ever get serious, that puts the consort in a position surrounding Boston and full extension to the Canadian border through New Hampshire.
EXCELLENT...
They've got the numbers, but we've got the guns...
/
:chickenhawk:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 12:48:36 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 27, 2011, 10:48:30 PM
Oh shit son...if DF and I ever get serious, that puts the consort in a position surrounding Boston and full extension to the Canadian border through New Hampshire.
EXCELLENT...
They've got the numbers, but we've got the guns...
/
:chickenhawk:
For New Hampshire, it's the other way around.
Think of the whorehouse episode of Firefly.