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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 03:08:38 PM

Title: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 03:08:38 PM
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427345.300-cocaine-and-pepper-spray--a-lethal-mix.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427345.300-cocaine-and-pepper-spray--a-lethal-mix.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news)
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 14, 2009, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 14, 2009, 03:08:38 PM
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427345.300-cocaine-and-pepper-spray--a-lethal-mix.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427345.300-cocaine-and-pepper-spray--a-lethal-mix.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news)

Oh.

I guess I'll cross that off my weekend plans, then.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:34:57 PM
What if you have the cocaine vaccine?  Some people get sick and die from vaccinations, I would hate to die because a cop sprayed me as I left the clinic.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Template on November 14, 2009, 09:18:08 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:34:57 PM
What if you have the cocaine vaccine?  Some people get sick and die from vaccinations, I would hate to die because a cop sprayed me as I left the clinic.

There's no cocaine in the vaccine.  Quite the opposite, in fact.  It's a cocaine-shaped trap.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 09:25:44 PM
I am pretty sure the smallpox vaccine is actually cowpox .  It can still fuck you up, and is closely enough related that it works as a vaccine.   Coke vaccine might be closely enough related to cause death if the cop is having a pissy day.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 09:29:28 PM
yes, but cocaine is not a disease like smallpox. that technically makes this cocaine vaccine not really a vaccine btw. but ... I'd say you read up on wikipedia what a vaccine usually is.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 09:40:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 09:29:28 PM
yes, but cocaine is not a disease like smallpox. that technically makes this cocaine vaccine not really a vaccine btw. but ... I'd say you read up on wikipedia what a vaccine usually is.


Really?  This was another of my worthless ass attempts at a joke.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
Sarcasm didn't register (not even when reading it back, sorry). But I am kind of relieved that I did not have to explain that.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Nast on November 14, 2009, 10:15:32 PM
Is there anything you can't inject into mice's abdominal cavities these days?
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: The Johnny on November 14, 2009, 10:22:13 PM

(http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/thegurglingcod/images/2008/02/12/the_more_you_know2.jpg)

This is actually one of the few chemistry trivia things ill make sure not to forget.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 10:39:28 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 14, 2009, 10:15:32 PM
Is there anything you can't inject into mice's abdominal cavities these days?

Fire trucks.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 10:46:51 PM
I bet I can.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 10:51:31 PM
oh yeah? how you're gonna fit it through the needle?
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Template on November 14, 2009, 11:08:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 10:51:31 PM
oh yeah? how you're gonna fit it through the needle?

The real trick is fitting the needle into the mouse.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 11:36:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 10:51:31 PM
oh yeah? how you're gonna fit it through the needle?

Damn it!  You got me...
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 11:53:18 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 11:36:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 10:51:31 PM
oh yeah? how you're gonna fit it through the needle?

Damn it!  You got me...

It's an understandable but crucial detail to overlook.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: rygD on November 15, 2009, 11:26:00 PM
I will try to think through the situation a bit more next time.  I am pretty sure if I drive a fire truck really fast at a mouse that is tied down I can get it into the mouses belly, though.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 16, 2009, 01:03:26 AM
only if you use an indestructable funnel and move the firetruck at great speed.
Title: Re: Pepper Spray and Cocaine a bad mix, apparently.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 16, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
So I guess when you are coming down and decide to eat, spicy food is not your best choice???