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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:39:08 PM

Title: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:39:08 PM
STEP RIGHT UP! 




COME ONE!  COME ALL!  AND ALLOW ME TO SPEW MY HATE ALL OVER YOU LIKE A BAD PORN VIDEO!




Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
Looks like I am first in line!
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Salty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 14, 2009, 07:46:04 PM
Don't look at me. I didn't do it.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Faust on November 14, 2009, 07:48:20 PM
Take your best shot
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:48:47 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
Looks like I am first in line!


THAT'S RIGHT!  


IMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM   :argh!:  PEOPLE EAGER TO BE H8ED ARE USUALLY SHIFTY

AND LOOK!  YOU'RE EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER SO THAT MEANS UR SHIFTY


SO IMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!  HOPEFULLY WITH YOU IN IT
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 14, 2009, 07:46:04 PM
Don't look at me. I didn't do it.

Don't be silly Iason.  It's always you.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:48:47 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
Looks like I am first in line!


THAT'S RIGHT!  


IMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM   :argh!:  PEOPLE EAGER TO BE H8ED ARE USUALLY SHIFTY

AND LOOK!  YOU'RE EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER SO THAT MEANS UR SHIFTY


SO IMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!  HOPEFULLY WITH YOU IN IT

Moving into a new house soon, which one.  The old one is shit, go for it.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on November 14, 2009, 07:48:20 PM
Take your best shot

CAN'T MY LONG RANGE RIFLE WON'T SHOOT THAT FAR!  GOTTA MOVE CLOSER TO CA SO I CAN HIT YOU



ALSO, THE UMBRELLAS IN YOUR NAME ARE SILLY   :argh!:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:53:01 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:48:47 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
Looks like I am first in line!


THAT'S RIGHT!  


IMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM   :argh!:  PEOPLE EAGER TO BE H8ED ARE USUALLY SHIFTY

AND LOOK!  YOU'RE EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER SO THAT MEANS UR SHIFTY


SO IMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!  HOPEFULLY WITH YOU IN IT

Moving into a new house soon, which one.  The old one is shit, go for it.

GONNA BURN NEW ONE DOWN BEFORE YOU MOVE IN SO YOU HAVE TO PAY THE MORTGAGE AND REPAIRS AS WELL

  :evil:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Salty on November 14, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Better than a dumbass.
      /
 :mullet:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.


OH....WELL....UH....THEN I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL ALL YOUR STUFF IS MOVED IN THEN BURN IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING


HAH!
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Better than a dumbass.
      /
 :mullet:

:argh!:

Says the one who is dumb enough to live in Palin-land. 
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.


OH....WELL....UH....THEN I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL ALL YOUR STUFF IS MOVED IN THEN BURN IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING


HAH!


I have really kick ass insurance.  They will even pay me for stuff in the car if that burns also.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Salty on November 14, 2009, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Better than a dumbass.
      /
 :mullet:

:argh!:

Says the one who is dumb enough to live in Palin-land. 

SHE IS THE FUTURE SHUT UP!

Sorry. I mean, you have a point.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.


OH....WELL....UH....THEN I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL ALL YOUR STUFF IS MOVED IN THEN BURN IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING


HAH!


I have really kick ass insurance.  They will even pay me for stuff in the car if that burns also.

oh


well...

THEN I'LL FIND EVERYTHING THAT'S NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU AND LIGHT THAT SHIT ON FIRE

ALSO WILL BURN DOWN YOUR INSURANCE AGENCY


HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE AS MINE AS THAT WOULD BE A RATHER UNFORTUNATE TURN OF EVENTS
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:04:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Better than a dumbass.
      /
 :mullet:

:argh!:

Says the one who is dumb enough to live in Palin-land. 

SHE IS THE FUTURE SHUT UP!

Sorry. I mean, you have a point.

I BET YOU'D EVEN BE THE SORT TO VOTE FOR HER


WOULDN'T YOU?   :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Salty on November 14, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:04:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Better than a dumbass.
      /
 :mullet:

:argh!:

Says the one who is dumb enough to live in Palin-land. 

SHE IS THE FUTURE SHUT UP!

Sorry. I mean, you have a point.

I BET YOU'D EVEN BE THE SORT TO VOTE FOR HER


WOULDN'T YOU?   :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

:horrormirth:
Yes*, but only because I'm an Agent of Chaos[tm]! Please, have mercy!


*No.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 08:09:19 PM
HAVE AT IT, YOU SPARKLY SPARKLE SPARK PINKIE PINK PINK SHIT POOPIE :argh!:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:10:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.


OH....WELL....UH....THEN I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL ALL YOUR STUFF IS MOVED IN THEN BURN IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING


HAH!


I have really kick ass insurance.  They will even pay me for stuff in the car if that burns also.

oh


well...

THEN I'LL FIND EVERYTHING THAT'S NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU AND LIGHT THAT SHIT ON FIRE

ALSO WILL BURN DOWN YOUR INSURANCE AGENCY


HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE AS MINE AS THAT WOULD BE A RATHER UNFORTUNATE TURN OF EVENTS

Again, insurance will cover it.  Anything but acts of WAR!

Wait...forget I said that.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:11:33 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:04:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This won't involve spoons, will it? I only ask because I saw this horrible video once.

NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS
Better than a dumbass.
      /
 :mullet:

:argh!:

Says the one who is dumb enough to live in Palin-land. 

SHE IS THE FUTURE SHUT UP!

Sorry. I mean, you have a point.

I BET YOU'D EVEN BE THE SORT TO VOTE FOR HER


WOULDN'T YOU?   :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

:horrormirth:
Yes*, but only because I'm an Agent of Chaos[tm]! Please, have mercy!


*No.

OH SO YOU'RE A RLY RL DISCORDIAN(FORREALNESS) ARE YOU?  RLY RL DISCORDIANS GET NO MERCY


BECAUSE THEY'RE USUALLY BASEMENT DWELLING SOCKFUCKERS LIKE YOURSELF
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:12:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 08:09:19 PM
HAVE AT IT, YOU SPARKLY SPARKLE SPARK PINKIE PINK PINK SHIT POOPIE :argh!:

AT LEAST I'M NOT A SPAGGY ORANGE ORANGY SPAGGY SPAG SPAG LIKE YOURSELF

:argh!:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:14:32 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:10:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.


OH....WELL....UH....THEN I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL ALL YOUR STUFF IS MOVED IN THEN BURN IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING


HAH!


I have really kick ass insurance.  They will even pay me for stuff in the car if that burns also.

oh


well...

THEN I'LL FIND EVERYTHING THAT'S NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU AND LIGHT THAT SHIT ON FIRE

ALSO WILL BURN DOWN YOUR INSURANCE AGENCY


HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE AS MINE AS THAT WOULD BE A RATHER UNFORTUNATE TURN OF EVENTS

Again, insurance will cover it.  Anything but acts of WAR!

Wait...forget I said that.

I DECLARE WARRRRRR ON RYGD!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :argh!:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Salty on November 14, 2009, 08:18:29 PM
Oh god! The hate! IT BURNS!
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:19:11 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:14:32 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:10:39 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:55:23 PM
Oh, I am not paying...think of it as a weird rental thingy.


OH....WELL....UH....THEN I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL ALL YOUR STUFF IS MOVED IN THEN BURN IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING


HAH!


I have really kick ass insurance.  They will even pay me for stuff in the car if that burns also.

oh


well...

THEN I'LL FIND EVERYTHING THAT'S NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU AND LIGHT THAT SHIT ON FIRE

ALSO WILL BURN DOWN YOUR INSURANCE AGENCY


HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE AS MINE AS THAT WOULD BE A RATHER UNFORTUNATE TURN OF EVENTS

Again, insurance will cover it.  Anything but acts of WAR!

Wait...forget I said that.

I DECLARE WARRRRRR ON RYGD!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :argh!:



:link:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
I find the hate mediocre, at best. Best to redouble your efforts and tighten up the graphickz on level three.

YOU HATE LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD WHO JUST FELL INTO A PILE OF DELICIOUS CANDY.  :argh!:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
I find the hate mediocre, at best. Best to redouble your efforts and tighten up the graphickz on level three.

YOU HATE LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD WHO JUST FELL INTO A PILE OF DELICIOUS CANDY.  :argh!:

I'D LIKE TO PUSH A SEVEN YEAR OLD INTO A VAT OF BURNING LAVA


AND WHERE IS MY CANDY?  I WANT MY CANDY!  :CRANKEY:
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 08:42:41 PM
WAIT UNTIL CROSSMAS IS OVER. BIG DISCOUNTS.

Also, Peanut Brittle is way better, IMO.
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
I find the hate mediocre, at best. Best to redouble your efforts and tighten up the graphickz on level three.

YOU HATE LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD WHO JUST FELL INTO A PILE OF DELICIOUS CANDY.  :argh!:

I'D LIKE TO PUSH A SEVEN YEAR OLD INTO A VAT OF BURNING LAVA


AND WHERE IS MY CANDY?  I WANT MY CANDY!  :CRANKEY:


I have some candy in my van...
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
PEANUT BRITTLE IS DISGUSTING SO YOU CAN GO SUCK A COCK



A BIG FAT HERPES INFESTED ONE





MILK CHOCOLATE ALMOND CLUSTERS OR GTFO
Title: Re: LAYDEEZ AND GENTLELAYDEEZ
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 08:45:15 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
I find the hate mediocre, at best. Best to redouble your efforts and tighten up the graphickz on level three.

YOU HATE LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD WHO JUST FELL INTO A PILE OF DELICIOUS CANDY.  :argh!:

I'D LIKE TO PUSH A SEVEN YEAR OLD INTO A VAT OF BURNING LAVA


AND WHERE IS MY CANDY?  I WANT MY CANDY!  :CRANKEY:


I have some candy in my van...

What's that I hear...?  It sounds like a rustling from the woods....it's....IT'S.....!!


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