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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 15, 2009, 06:36:42 PM

Title: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 15, 2009, 06:36:42 PM
on the interbutts i have been cosidering things for the fap, came across these, and - revelation!



(http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/250/12033.jpg)


Glass dildoes, nigel, GLASS!
I can think of no better woman for the job. It would be epic and AWESOME.

and they would be beautiful and classy.

This is all.
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2009, 08:21:03 PM
 :lulz: Glass dildoes are lovely, I have a very pretty one my friend Brent made for me. I bought some dildo and butt plug stock a couple of years ago, but on my first attempt I soon discovered that I will need to get liquid oxy for my torch to have enough firepower to melt boro stock that large fast enough for my arms to not fall off from holding it up. Since I don't really want to switch to liquid and my studio doesn't have enough room for a carboy anyway, that idea has been shelved indefinitely! Thanks for thinking of me though. :)
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 15, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
I know the Toys in Babeland in Seattle used to be willing to buy glass dildos from local glassblowers. Don't know if they still do or if any of the sex shops in PDX are similar.
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on November 15, 2009, 10:09:47 PM
learn glass blowing
make dildos
????
profit?
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.

Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:56:53 AM
Quote from: BAI on November 16, 2009, 02:46:15 AM
stupid question, but I'd be well worried about breakage  :?

If they're properly made and annealed, it's a non-issue unless you drop it on a concrete floor. They're essentially made of Pyrex and at that thickness, the shit is virtually indestructible.

However, breakage is an issue with cheap imports, which sadly do exist. I would never buy a dildo that wasn't made by an experienced artisan so I could be assured it was properly annealed and made with premium US borosilicate glass.
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 03:01:44 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.



ya, ya....
i was just making a general statement rather than a personal suggestion.  I already went through this conversation in a previous thread and cried a tear that you won't make glass Nigel dildos.... :cry:


Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2009, 03:19:00 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 03:01:44 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.



ya, ya....
i was just making a general statement rather than a personal suggestion.  I already went through this conversation in a previous thread and cried a tear that you won't make glass Nigel dildos.... :cry:




OK, hehe.

I would if I had a Phantom running on liquid oxy. Last time I was at my friend Misha's house I got to play with hers and it was HOT. Literally. Very, very hot. Mmmm 4-stud Phantom with a footpedal...
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Kai on November 16, 2009, 12:13:54 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 03:19:00 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 03:01:44 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.



ya, ya....
i was just making a general statement rather than a personal suggestion.  I already went through this conversation in a previous thread and cried a tear that you won't make glass Nigel dildos.... :cry:




OK, hehe.

I would if I had a Phantom running on liquid oxy. Last time I was at my friend Misha's house I got to play with hers and it was HOT. Literally. Very, very hot. Mmmm 4-stud Phantom with a footpedal...

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2009, 10:48:10 PM
 :lulz: