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Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 09, 2003, 04:53:17 AM

I, St. Hugh, KSC and misdirector of the Purple Monkey Cabal, do hereby claim the entire Orion Nebula in the name of Our Lady of Discord. All those wishing for illumination or just an entertaining time should henceforth visit the Purple Monkey Cabal central office/playground/pub/bowling alley located at the second star to the left of the red cloud that pulsates. Those unable to access space travel at this time can still astrally travel there in a safe manner, though we recommend turning off the television first. We hereby proclaim the entire Nebula to be henceforth the common property of all Discordians/Erisians.
(A modified version of this note will be sent to all governments, institutions, and to those who think they are governments or institutions.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: phantom pope on April 12, 2003, 03:50:59 PM

orion nebula - isn't that be(in/out)side ANDromedA nebula/galaxy?
(i purpose to claim that 2)

remember: only space-travel will grant solutions for earth-polution!

phantom pope (shAKEcAKE)

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 03:29:38 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that Orion....

That little nebula just below the three stars Altinak, Altinam and Mintaka!

:lol:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 01:24:21 AM

We should claim Mars for Discordians too...seeing as Mars is so close to Earth these days.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Slarti on August 22, 2003, 03:15:01 PM

the.... galaxy.... is... on... orion's.... belt......

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Lister on August 22, 2003, 06:26:06 PM

We... must... investigate... the... local... lifeforms...
Set... course... for... Orion...
Warp... 6...
Engage!...

Watch out for that cat!

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 23, 2003, 12:29:36 AM

Orion Nebula? Hmmmmmm............

I'm sure you can claim it if you want to. I've just returned from San Fran Oriony Just outside of St. Cyclopsodissy. It's a gated community and I can give you the star-code.

One word of caution. It is in the middle of the Crab Nebula, so be Very careful when choosing hotel accomodations.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: zenji on August 25, 2003, 10:47:31 PM

*thinks....................LOBSTERS!!*

we could get the crabs as "Ocean Sticks" and eat them! :lol:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 26, 2003, 05:51:26 PM

They call it the crab nebula for a reason.
Wear a raincoat, gentlemen.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: SMFabal on August 26, 2003, 06:53:09 PM

I find nair works rather well, too. :idea: (<--surprised cyclops)

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 01, 2003, 05:09:19 AM

Nair is good............but don't use it on your eyebrows :shock:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 02, 2003, 11:44:10 PM

We should claim Nair too, then.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Trollax on September 03, 2003, 04:33:40 AM

I always wanted Al Na' air. the shipyards there are first rate...

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 03, 2003, 10:32:16 PM

That settles it, then. Who wants to make the proclamation?

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Slarti on September 03, 2003, 10:57:39 PM

i choose satyr!

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 04, 2003, 07:07:27 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWe should claim Nair too, then.

Let's claim my eyebrows........ :D

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 04, 2003, 11:22:06 PM

All right...your eyebrows, too.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 05, 2003, 09:06:34 PM

wow! thanks!

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 06, 2003, 04:52:29 AM

* sticks a flagpole in Duchess Demonica's eyebrows" there now it's official.

(the pain might subside once the bleeding stops...otherwise, take some asprin)

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 08, 2003, 08:53:36 AM

OW! My third eye!

A little over to the right.............There, that's better :wink:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 08, 2003, 08:59:55 AM

oops!...um...you didn't NEED that eye did you?

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 08, 2003, 09:02:44 AM

What.....this old eye?

oh.....no.......it's just an eye I picked up on a half off sale. :wink:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 14, 2003, 06:44:38 AM

Hey?

Where did everybody go?

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 15, 2003, 02:19:58 AM

We went to go find some more flagpoles, since we're in the business of claiming things.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 15, 2003, 05:30:39 AM

Well, I'm stuck in this cell now, trying to claim insanity before I have to go to trial, but it squirms too much for me to be able to stick the flag in. Now I'm just waiting for the insanity to stop.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 15, 2003, 06:41:18 AM

if nobody minds i'd like to move the orion nebula 6 inches to the left, it's more convenient that way.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 16, 2003, 03:01:51 AM

OK

And could we color coordinate? There's a tad to much yellow in the nebula's eerie glow.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 02, 2003, 01:48:51 AM

Okay, okay....we'll change the schematics...and the design. You want to help?

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on November 11, 2003, 08:19:11 PM

I'll help if you're giving away free cookies!

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Guido Finucci on November 11, 2003, 09:43:31 PM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWe went to go find some more flagpoles, since we're in the business of claiming things.

Although if you plan to start claiming little bits of people (like eyebrows), you might want to look into getting some cocktail flagpoles - it'll make it easier for them to stay claimed.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Bella on November 11, 2003, 10:53:39 PM

Ahh.....I see that you don't fully understand yet......
As official Assassin/Zombie/Oracle of this board, I get to claim
any and all little bits of people to use in my ongoing reconstruction
efforts. :twisted:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 03:09:09 AM

Yeah...there's that too.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on November 17, 2003, 07:41:00 AM

Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWe went to go find some more flagpoles, since we're in the business of claiming things.

Although if you plan to start claiming little bits of people (like eyebrows), you might want to look into getting some cocktail flagpoles - it'll make it easier for them to stay claimed.

That's a marvelous idea!

Or how about little bits of sticky post-it-notes?

Or we could just spit on everything?

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 17, 2003, 07:52:34 AM

Spitting will work, but for everything we claim, we must drink a shot of tequila.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on November 17, 2003, 07:56:13 AM

ok then.........spit....lick salt....shot of tequila.....Got it!

*memorizes sequence ............spit....lick salt....shot of tequila*

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 08:04:30 AM

Gross......I don't want the parts you people spit on!

I do however, want some of that tequila. :twisted:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 17, 2003, 08:16:39 AM

Well get to spitting then.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 08:19:52 AM

SssBella rolls up her sleeves (which are not pink btw), takes a deep breath, licks some salt, and starts spitting.....

This is fun :twisted:

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Guido Finucci on November 17, 2003, 11:03:51 AM

St. Hugh, excuse my ignorance, but isn't there supposed to be the sucking of some sort of citrus fruit in there somewhere?

(I definitely (http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/tequila1.jpeg) remember (http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/tequila2.jpeg) sucking last time I did tequila.)

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:04:48 AM

The bartender pulled that old trick on you, huh?

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Guido Finucci on November 17, 2003, 11:06:39 AM

I quite liked it. :D

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: EvilPoet on November 18, 2003, 11:19:38 AM

(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/strange-sights-sm.jpg)

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Billy Bob on November 18, 2003, 02:09:47 PM

now that's a picture goin on my monitor.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Bella on November 18, 2003, 03:14:55 PM

Quote from: Guido FinucciSt. Hugh, excuse my ignorance, but isn't there supposed to be the sucking of some sort of citrus fruit in there somewhere?

(I definitely (http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/tequila1.jpeg) remember (http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/tequila2.jpeg) sucking last time I did tequila.)

Yes.......mmmm.......lemons and limes.....even better is when you get to eat fruit and salsa and homemade tortilla chips with your margaritas.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 18, 2003, 03:18:05 PM

Bella darling, remind me to stop by sometime for drinks... and fruit..... and salsa.... ok, I admit, I want you for your cooking.

well, in addition to your mind and body.

Title: Orion Nebula
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on November 18, 2003, 03:19:39 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido FinucciSt. Hugh, excuse my ignorance, but isn't there supposed to be the sucking of some sort of citrus fruit in there somewhere?

(I definitely (http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/tequila1.jpeg) remember (http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/tequila2.jpeg) sucking last time I did tequila.)

Yes.......mmmm.......lemons and limes.....even better is when you get to eat fruit and salsa and homemade tortilla chips with your margaritas.

Fruit and salsa?

Bella darling................what about home-canned jalapeno's and agave worms?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Title: Re: Orion Nebula
Post by: Cain on May 09, 2009, 02:58:20 PM

Aaaaand bump

Title: Re: Orion Nebula
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2009, 04:16:49 PM

Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2009, 02:58:20 PM
Aaaaand bump

Title: Re: Orion Nebula
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 09, 2009, 07:19:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Orion Nebula
Post by: Telarus on May 09, 2009, 07:32:41 PM

Shit, is that really what '03 was like around here. ForFucksSake.

Title: Re: Orion Nebula
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2009, 07:35:37 PM

Quote from: Telarus on May 09, 2009, 07:32:41 PM
Shit, is that really what '03 was like around here. ForFucksSake.

It's kind of like wondering how primitive man survived long enough to discover fire, isn't it? :lulz:

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