Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 19, 2009, 04:06:05 AM

Title: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2009, 04:06:05 AM
http://www2.turnto10.com/jar/news/local/article/long_island_lolita_appearing_in_providence/26950/

Suggestions?

:lulz:
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Dimocritus on November 19, 2009, 04:09:40 AM
Ahhh... Buttafuoco...
:lulz:
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2009, 04:27:57 AM
At the Cadillac though? REALLY? She couldn't even go to the Foxy. Wow.
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 19, 2009, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2009, 04:27:57 AM
At the Cadillac though? REALLY? She couldn't even go to the Foxy. Wow.
Famous or not, she is 35 now and was never attractive in the first place. I don't know why people would pay to see her strip.
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2009, 01:13:40 PM
Facinating, but this would require putting up with: a club, the people who attend such a club, and the inevitable press of people showing up on account of fandom.  Portman and Knightly, dressed as Queen Amidala and Elizabeth Swan could be pulling a duet there and I'd still be put off by the venue and clientelle.

Get Jesus to co author a book with Master Chief and then maybe I'll consider going there to get a copy signed.

That and I know fuck all about the stripper in question. 
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2009, 01:21:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2009, 01:13:40 PM
Portman and Knightly, dressed as Queen Amidala and Elizabeth Swan could be pulling a duet there and I'd still be put off by the venue and clientelle.


I had no idea you were gay...
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2009, 01:30:27 PM
Nothing so interesting, I'm just no fan of clubs.
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
Considering it's Providence, I can understand that.


Still, a Portman/Knightley duo is pretty powerful stuff...
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2009, 01:43:23 PM
In costume, mind you.  With the BIG hats.

OK, I need to get this off my midn until after work.

Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
Hell, it could be the characters from Vendetta and Domino, and I'd still be interested.
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2009, 01:57:53 PM
Act 1 - Silly Hats ONLY

Act 2 - Duel of the Triologies

Act 3 - Short hair.
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2009, 01:59:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2009, 01:57:53 PM
Act 1 - Silly Hats ONLY

Act 2 - Duel of the Triologies

Act 3 - Short hair.


Ack!  Mine pance!  


They explode!
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2009, 03:33:43 PM
Cadillac Lounge is a skeeve fest too. At least she didn't go to Fantasies? Ewwww...

-Suu
Maybe knows the Providence clubs WAAAAY too well?
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2009, 05:52:00 PM
waittaminute...people would pay money to see Amy Fisher naked?

in 2009?
Title: Re: So it appears Amy Fisher is going to be in town...
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
This is Providence! We're known for our rows and rows of tattoo parlors, strip clubs, and bars, a lot of them in the same building. Trust me, if there is anything that's going to save our imploding economy, it's going to be our sex business (indoor prostitution is legal, but unfortunately, so was underage exotic dancing not that long ago...gah.)