Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on November 23, 2009, 09:56:05 PM

Title: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2009, 09:56:05 PM
Curse my eyes  :argh!:

http://www.viceland.com/wp/2009/07/babes-of-the-bnp/

1.  They are, almost all, not "babes".
2.  The answers to the questions will make you want to bleach your brain.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 09:59:41 PM
Oh, SHIT!   :lulz:

I am DEFINITELY checking this out when I get home.

:lulz:
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
There is a follow up, too

http://www.viceland.com/wp/2009/07/babes-of-the-bnp-revisited/
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Captain Utopia on November 23, 2009, 10:29:35 PM
 :vom:

I think Britain is kinda fucked in this regard. You can't uphold a cultural boner for the Victorian era, sleepy English villages, etc with the associated racial homogeneity, and live in a modern multicultural society without some serious cognitive dissonance.

The culminative effect of endless period dramas, history-wank and the myriad of supporting institutions is that people like that seem to imagine that Britain without the smudgy folk as more idyllic than The Shire from LoTR.

So, um. Good luck with that.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 24, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Some of them don't look too bad... then I remember how ugly they are on the inside.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 24, 2009, 12:49:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 23, 2009, 09:56:05 PM
Curse my eyes  :argh!:

http://www.viceland.com/wp/2009/07/babes-of-the-bnp/

1.  They are, almost all, not "babes".
2.  The answers to the questions will make you want to bleach your brain.

they are all unquestionably NOT babes.

ugh. I grieve for the British race. Immigration and foreign blood is exactly what that gene puddle needs so, of course, it's exactly what the British are trying to prevent.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Kai on November 24, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
Yeah....not even attractive in the moderately cute and nerdish way I'm usually attracted too. Quite frankly, they all look like hags trying too hard.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 04:12:38 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 24, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
Yeah....not even attractive in the moderately cute and nerdish way I'm usually attracted too. Quite frankly, they all look like hags trying too hard.

This.  A couple of them had decent bods, but they had that inbred, pinched look on their faces that I associate with the worst of American yahoos.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Cain on November 24, 2009, 04:23:08 PM
Now do you see why I hung out with the Americans and Scandanavians while I was studying?  They were the only people who didn't bow down and worship my (to them) perfect antipodean visage.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: Cait M. R. on November 24, 2009, 04:26:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2009, 04:23:08 PM
Now do you see why I hung out with the Americans and Scandanavians while I was studying?  They were the only people who didn't bow down and worship my (to them) perfect antipodean visage.

The sad part is that I don't know if you're exaggerating or not.

With faces like that, seeing someone who doesn't look like they stuck their head in the middle of a nuclear reactor must have been like a blessing.
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 04:27:34 PM
Honestly, I thought I was looking at "faces of meth".
Title: Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
Post by: That One Guy on November 24, 2009, 06:08:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 04:27:34 PM
Honestly, I thought I was looking at "faces of meth".

Well, it IS the BNP, so ... pretty much.

Also, did you read their answers? Damn! Morons! Not that I'm surprised or anything, but still. THIS is the best the BNP can muster? I somehow don't think this will have the bump in recruitment they might have hoped for.