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Title: Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner
Post by: The Johnny on November 24, 2009, 04:14:49 AM

QuoteMELBOURNE, Australia – A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat.

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Title: Re: Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner
Post by: Lies on November 24, 2009, 05:16:46 AM

Rule number 2 in australia: Do nevar fuck with kangaroos, they fuck humans up.

Rule number 1 in australia: Do nevar fuck with an Aussie, they fuck kangaroo's up.

What happens when rules 2 + 1 clash?

The same thing that happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Title: Re: Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner
Post by: Cain on November 24, 2009, 10:58:27 AM

At least it wasn't a drop bear.

Title: Re: Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 25, 2009, 03:08:42 AM

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/2285631250_fc839357db.jpg)

cool critter, never heard of em before.

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