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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:42:43 PM

Title: His worst week ever.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
My poor little guy. He's had a really bad week, and so far it hasn't ended. Last Tuesday he got a fever that he didn't get over until yesterday, but it went down over the weekend. Sunday, he fell off a high barstool. Yesterday, he fell in the fountain in the backyard, and then he got a poke and a prod in the ER for his rash. Today, he fell off the back of a chair and hit his ear and head on the printer table right next to it on the way down. I'm lucky that dice makes everything better...
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 05:45:30 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
My poor little guy. He's had a really bad week, and so far it hasn't ended. Last Tuesday he got a fever that he didn't get over until yesterday, but it went down over the weekend. Sunday, he fell off a high barstool. Yesterday, he fell in the fountain in the backyard, and then he got a poke and a prod in the ER for his rash. Today, he fell off the back of a chair and hit his ear and head on the printer table right next to it on the way down. I'm lucky that dice makes everything better...

Two year olds specialize in trying to kill themselves.  They will actually wait until the see that you're busy, THEN they'll try out their newest experiment in gravity/electricity/animals.

I raised two kids, as you know, and both of them tried their very best to remove themselves from the gene pool.  As I understand from other parents, this is not unusual.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2009, 05:46:55 PM
My brother drank lamp oil when he was 2. He had to go to the hospital to get his stomach pumped.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
I'm not sure whether to be relieved that this is normal, or resigned cuz I have another year and more of this to go.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
I'm not sure whether to be relieved that this is normal, or resigned cuz I have another year and more of this to go.

Try four more years.   :lulz:

Kids are self-destructive until then.  It's Darwin's final test for parents.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 24, 2009, 05:57:07 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
I'm not sure whether to be relieved that this is normal, or resigned cuz I have another year and more of this to go.

This is normal. It never stops btw.
Well, it does when they have kids...    usually
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 06:25:16 PM
Damn.


Does anyone think he's okay to go down for a nap? It's his nap time, but he hit his head pretty hard.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 24, 2009, 06:28:53 PM
ask a doctor, not random people on the internet
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 06:33:49 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 24, 2009, 06:28:53 PM
ask a doctor, not random people on the internet
Haven't got a doctor, I'm too poor. :/
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 06:25:16 PM
Damn.


Does anyone think he's okay to go down for a nap? It's his nap time, but he hit his head pretty hard.

How hard?
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:42:05 PM
Check his pupils. See if they are dilated all wonky.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Cramulus on November 24, 2009, 06:44:33 PM
if you shake him really hard, do you hear rattling?
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 24, 2009, 06:44:33 PM
if you shake him really hard, do you hear rattling?

BAD CRAMULUS!  NO MUSTACHE!

:lulz:
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 06:49:46 PM
His eyes look okay, and he was going into "I'm so tired, I'm PISSED!" mode, so I put him down.
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 24, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
keep an eye on him
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: That One Guy on November 24, 2009, 07:00:29 PM
For some reference points, here's a link to the WebMD info on concussions (http://www.webmd.com/brain/concussion-traumatic-brain-injury-symptoms-causes-treatments). I'm not saying he has a concussion, but this gives a bunch of things to keep an eye on, and the first part of it focuses on kids and what to watch for.

Hope everything gets at least a little better!
Title: Re: His worst week ever.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2009, 07:13:07 PM
Thankies.  :)