The house is full of food and you can't eat any of it because it all has destinations for tomorrow. :x
-Suu
Fucking starving.
Why don' ya make me sum mac'n'cheeze?
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:mullet:
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 07:14:38 PM
Why don' ya make me sum mac'n'cheeze?
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:mullet:
:crankey:
They're leaving in like 20mins, and I grabbed a burger to hold me over while I get to peelin' these here apples.
I have successfully baked a pie that wasn't Sara Lee for the first time in my life. Cookin' ain't so bad once you get over the fact that it typically yields awesome results.
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs037.snc3/12460_521002874601_70000497_30858756_5768742_n.jpg)
NOW LETS ALL GO BE FAT PIGS TOMORROW K? K.
Also, DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE PARADE. SANTA CLAUS IS AT THE END OF IT!!!
Quote from: Suu on November 26, 2009, 12:25:06 AM
I have successfully baked a pie that wasn't Sara Lee for the first time in my life. Cookin' ain't so bad once you get over the fact that it typically yields awesome results.
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs037.snc3/12460_521002874601_70000497_30858756_5768742_n.jpg)
NOW LETS ALL GO BE FAT PIGS TOMORROW K? K.
Also, DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE PARADE.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
SANTA CLAUS IS AT THE END OF IT!!!
Fixed for courtesy.
Oh right, of course. I just hope we don't get rickrolled again.
Owtf. Herbert is trying to rile me up about the pork shoulder again. :argh!:
HAPPY TURKEY DAY ALL!
Oh let us eat stuffing and gobble
til our bellies full and our legs wobble
Let us gain 10 pounds
Watch our asses get round
Enjoy good company
Especially from you fuckers on PD!
Mwahahahaha! Soon it will be MY turn!
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We may have to slip my manic grandfather tranquilizers that my mom "borrowed" from her work to make him tolerable this Thanksgiving.
Updates later.
Thanksgiving lunch at work success.
see how tomorrow goes during round two....dinner with the PARENTS AND IN-LAWS!!!!
My Aunt and I are going to be hovering over the booze section, and avoid political discussion as best we can.
I'm going to tell every American I know about how the true tradition of Thanksgiving is about turkey-fucking (http://books.google.com/books?id=N6hVgkcv3dIC&printsec=titlepage&dq=bradford+plymouth+plantation):
QuoteAnd after the time of the writing of these things befell a very sad accident of the like foul nature in this government, this very year, which I shall now relate. There was a youth whose name was Thomas Granger. He was servant to an honest man of Duxbury being about 16 or 17 years of age. (His father and mother lived at the same time at Scituate.) He was this year detected of buggery, and indicted for the same, with a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey. Horrible it is to mention, but the truth of the history requires it. He was first discovered by one that accidentally saw his lewd practice towards the mare. (I forbear particulars.) Being upon it examined and committed, in the end he not only confessed the fact with that beast at that time, but sundry times before and at several times with all the rest of the forenamed in his indictment. And this his free confession was not only in private to the magistrates (though at first he strived to deny it) but to sundry, both ministers and others; and afterwards, upon his indictment, to the whole Court and jury; and confirmed it at his execution.
And whereas some of the sheep could not so well be known by his description of them, others with them were brought before him and he declared which were they and which were not. And accordingly he was cast by the jury and condemned, and after executed about the 8th of September, 1642. A very sad spectacle it was. For first the mare and then the cow and the rest of the lesser cattle were killed before his face, according to the law, Leviticus xx.15; and then he himself was executed. The cattle were all cast into a great and large pit that was digged of purpose for them, and no use made of any part of them.
Upon the examination of this person and also of a former that had made some sodomitical attempts upon another, it being demanded of them how they came first to the knowledge and practice of such wickedness, the one confessed he had long used it in old England; and this youth last spoken of said he was taught it by another that had heard of such things from some in England when he was there, and they kept cattle together. By which it appears how one wicked person may infect many, and what care all ought to have what servants they bring into their families.
I'm pretty sure this guy was led on by the livestock.
Remind me again - what are we celebrating? Is it,like, independence or fucking first evar wallmart or black peoples getting the vote or some shit?
Apparently UK has fuck all to be thankful for. :argh!:
Quote from: Cain on November 26, 2009, 02:52:48 PM
Upon the examination of this person and also of a former that had made some sodomitical attempts upon another
more like SODA MONITORICAL, amirite?
yo, that is some heinous punishment
you fuck some livestock
and they kill all the livestock in front of you and then kill you
it's like being embarrassed
to death
Happy Thanksgiving all. :)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 26, 2009, 02:56:25 PM
Remind me again - what are we celebrating? Is it,like, independence or fucking first evar wallmart or black peoples getting the vote or some shit?
Apparently UK has fuck all to be thankful for. :argh!:
I think it has something to do with the pilgrims landing in the US, being dicks, then not having food for the winter. So the natives shared their food, with the pilgrims in a gesture of friendship.
The favour was then returned by the pilgrims sharing their blankets.
At this point in my life I've entirely given up on what holidays are "supposed" to be about and use them as excuses to eat nice food and/or give and get nice things. If it was up to me, I'd do away with even the Discordian holidays and allot them as follows, in no particular order:
1) Nice Food Day
2) Inexpensive Nice Things Day
3) Nice Food and Slightly More Expensive Nice Things (But Only If You Can Afford It) Day
4) Bonus Holiday; Make Your Own Shit Up
And all of these would involve dressing up in costumes like it was Halloween.
Quote from: Cainad on November 26, 2009, 04:15:50 PMI've entirely given up on what holidays are "supposed" to be about and use them as excuses to eat nice food and/or give and get nice things.
Isn't that the actual point of holidays?
Quote from: Rumckle on November 26, 2009, 04:02:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 26, 2009, 02:56:25 PM
Remind me again - what are we celebrating? Is it,like, independence or fucking first evar wallmart or black peoples getting the vote or some shit?
Apparently UK has fuck all to be thankful for. :argh!:
I think it has something to do with the pilgrims landing in the US, being dicks, then not having food for the winter. So the natives shared their food, with the pilgrims in a gesture of friendship.
The favour was then returned by the pilgrims sharing their blankets.
:spittake:
:potd:
Quote from: Cain on November 26, 2009, 04:18:29 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 26, 2009, 04:15:50 PMI've entirely given up on what holidays are "supposed" to be about and use them as excuses to eat nice food and/or give and get nice things.
Isn't that the actual point of holidays?
Basically, yeah. I'm just saying it wouldn't bother me at all if society did away with the garbled history and was honest about its motivations for having holidays.
I kinda take the 4th may (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_of_the_Dead) and the 5th of may (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_Day_(The_Netherlands)) seriously, but apart from that ... maybe.
Oh and Sinterklaas of course. You gotta have presents from this old guy riding the roofs on a white horse, accompanied by blackface slaves, after all.
And Sint Maarten, except it would be more awesome if the kids dressed up like you do with Halloween, right now they just walk around with lanterns and sing songs when they beg for candy..
And Easter, I usually eat slightly more eggs that weekend and ponder about the implications of zombie jesus.
And Old/New Years! When we explode the crap out of shit with carbide and eat fried dough balls [way more delicious than it sounds] and start the year right by not being able to remember the first part of it!!
Just random holiday for randomly having a party without any kind of tradition seems a littlebit boring to me. You gotta have some weird ass shit
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
I kinda take the 4th may (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_of_the_Dead) and the 5th of may (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_Day_(The_Netherlands)) seriously, but apart from that ... maybe.
Oh and Sinterklaas of course. You gotta have presents from this old guy riding the roofs on a white horse, accompanied by blackface slaves, after all.
And Sint Maarten, except it would be more awesome if the kids dressed up like you do with Halloween, right now they just walk around with lanterns and sing songs when they beg for candy..
And Easter, I usually eat slightly more eggs that weekend and ponder about the implications of zombie jesus.
And Old/New Years! When we explode the crap out of shit with carbide and eat fried dough balls [way more delicious than it sounds] and start the year right by not being able to remember the first part of it!!
Just random holiday for randomly having a party without any kind of tradition seems a littlebit boring to me. You gotta have some weird ass shit
Nothing could be more delicious than that sounds.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
I kinda take the 4th may (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_of_the_Dead) and the 5th of may (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_Day_(The_Netherlands)) seriously, but apart from that ... maybe.
Oh and Sinterklaas of course. You gotta have presents from this old guy riding the roofs on a white horse, accompanied by blackface slaves, after all.
And Sint Maarten, except it would be more awesome if the kids dressed up like you do with Halloween, right now they just walk around with lanterns and sing songs when they beg for candy..
And Easter, I usually eat slightly more eggs that weekend and ponder about the implications of zombie jesus.
And Old/New Years! When we explode the crap out of shit with carbide and eat fried dough balls [way more delicious than it sounds] and start the year right by not being able to remember the first part of it!!
Just random holiday for randomly having a party without any kind of tradition seems a littlebit boring to me. You gotta have some weird ass shit
Well, typically, we enjoy trampling early morning shoppers to death the day after Thanksgiving in an mad dash for discount game consoles.
In the Scottish Empire all holidays are celebrated by getting totally fuckheaded on booze and drugs.
The bible said "something ... something ... wine ... something" and we basically picked it up and ran with it. :ECH:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 26, 2009, 08:56:26 PM
In the Scottish Empire all holidays are celebrated by getting totally fuckheaded on booze and drugs.
The bible said "something ... something ... wine ... something" and we basically picked it up and ran with it. :ECH:
fixed.
Thanksgiving was decent enough. Crazy grandpa didn't even need to be drugged, he just kind of...sat and stared in silence.
But holy hell I'm tired from producing/eating all that food.
A happy Thanksgiving to everyone, you spags! :)
Happy Indigenous American Genocide & Turkey Day, everybody.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/HappyThanksgiving.jpg)
I missed the Wal-Mart rush this morning. I wanted to watch people die this year too. :argh!: Stupid sleep.
Oh well, at least I got French toast. And now we go get as much stuff out of the house as possible before I go to work. Ugh.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 27, 2009, 07:48:09 AM
Happy Indigenous American Genocide & Turkey Day, everybody.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/HappyThanksgiving.jpg)
Now now...The Wompanoags were nice injuns, it was those pesky Narragansetts from present-day RI that came in and ended up killing all the pilgrims after the fact.
-Suu
They got a beer named after them for a reason!
A day late but enjoy this anyways: http://www.babelgum.com/4012129
Leftovers, I has!
Also, GS, his nephew, and his sister's BF got stoned as hell around 7pm as we settled in to watch It's A Wonderful Life...That green bean casserole is gone now, and I think the night degraded into GS talking like George Bailey.
Also also...the pie was a hit. So much that I got my one serving and never saw the rest of it. :cry: