Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ~ on November 28, 2009, 10:53:45 AM

Title: Error There Has Been!
Post by: ~ on November 28, 2009, 10:53:45 AM
Error There Has Been!

Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Cramulus on November 28, 2009, 08:37:37 PM
THE END IS NIGH

yo, these fucking diabetics think that just because their addiction is affecting them medically, they should be given the same walking room as handicapped people. But no, you make a CHOICE to shoot up all the time. You CHOSE to stop making insulin because you're LAZY, and now I have to eat the cost? Fuck your pasty face right in the pasty ass!









btw B-AI, as an aside, I was hanging out last night with one of the people I gave an Evangelical Edition of the Principia. [[[[B-AI sent me like ten copies to distribute to legionaries]]]] He's been thinking about it for weeks, and now he's sold. Signed, Sealed, Converted. But he told me he can't figure out how to get "more serious" about Discordia. He wants to, but can't decide WTF that even means.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Template on November 28, 2009, 09:10:39 PM
Quote from: BAI on November 28, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
heheh.

more serious eh? and he can't decide what that means?

by jove I think he's got it :P
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Kai on November 28, 2009, 10:46:49 PM
FUCK YOU MY DAD SHOOTS INSULIN!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: rygD on November 29, 2009, 03:06:56 AM
Quote from: Kai on November 28, 2009, 10:46:49 PM
FUCK YOU MY DAD SHOOTS INSULIN!  :argh!:

My father shoots things also...
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: rygD on November 29, 2009, 03:13:38 AM
By that, I mean with guns.
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: rygD on November 29, 2009, 03:20:08 AM
And they die...sometimes.
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
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True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Freeky on November 30, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
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True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
That's because when he says "I'd like to tell you about diabeetus," he really means, "I'm going to suck your soul through your TV and devour it so I remain immortal!"
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 30, 2009, 11:57:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 30, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/2491010790_0c55cc2a72.jpg)
True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
That's because when he says "I'd like to tell you about diabeetus," he really means, "I'm going to suck your soul through your TV and devour it so I remain immortal!"

What the hell does he do, then, when you remix his commercials into a song?
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Freeky on December 01, 2009, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 30, 2009, 11:57:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 30, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/2491010790_0c55cc2a72.jpg)
True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
That's because when he says "I'd like to tell you about diabeetus," he really means, "I'm going to suck your soul through your TV and devour it so I remain immortal!"

What the hell does he do, then, when you remix his commercials into a song?
He sucks out the remixer's soul, his/her family/friends/imaginary pets' souls, and the same goes for everyone who watches it. Hence why he stopped aging.
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Nast on December 02, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
True story:

Some time ago a guy in my town drove for miles and miles down the highway going the wrong way, hit like 7 cars, killed 1 person.

What caused him to do it?

It was claimed he was diabetic.
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 02, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
 :x :x :x STOP QUOTING THE BOX WITH HIS FACE IN IT!!  :x :x :x
Title: Re: ATTN: Prof. Cramulus
Post by: Kai on December 02, 2009, 11:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 02, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
True story:

Some time ago a guy in my town drove for miles and miles down the highway going the wrong way, hit like 7 cars, killed 1 person.

What caused him to do it?

It was claimed he was diabetic.

This is not unbelievable at all.