http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
:vom:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
NICE.
QuoteAwww man, poop in MY water?
I usually charge a fee for that, but for
you, Nigel...This one's on the house.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.
Kinda.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 29, 2009, 02:08:15 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.
Kinda.
Just contemplate: Art Alexakis lives over there. That means it is not terribly unlikely that Art Alexakis has consumed poop-tainted water in the last 24 hours.
Rejoice.
They are out of cake, let them eat shit.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
:lulz: Hope they be boilin, for their sake. :lulz:
They be boilin'
We be hatin'
Tryin'a catch them with dysentery
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 04:06:46 AM
They be boilin'
We be hatin'
Tryin'a catch them with dysentery
They think we so dumb and dirty
Why they think we so dumb and dirty
They think we so dumb and dirty,
They the ones who so dumb and dirty.
Sweet, saw the map and I'm totally west of the affected area.
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=51580&a=274542
Quote from: Kai on November 29, 2009, 04:08:42 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 04:06:46 AM
They be boilin'
We be hatin'
Tryin'a catch them with dysentery
They think we so dumb and dirty
Why they think we so dumb and dirty
They think we so dumb and dirty,
They the ones who so dumb and dirty.
holy crap :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
how can 1 poop fit in a water??
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 02:21:57 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 29, 2009, 02:08:15 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.
Kinda.
Just contemplate: Art Alexakis lives over there. That means it is not terribly unlikely that Art Alexakis has consumed poop-tainted water in the last 24 hours.
Rejoice.
:lulz:
I'm actually the one who was trolling the Mercury comments last week in defense of Art after that god-awful "interview" piece with him they published.
Not that I'm an Everclear fan, but I think I like Art more than I like the idiots who wrote and/or supported that article. I've actually heard from people who's opinions I trust that he is incredibly nice in person.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 29, 2009, 10:57:15 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 02:21:57 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 29, 2009, 02:08:15 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 29, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.portlandonline.com/water/
Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! :lulz:
Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.
Kinda.
Just contemplate: Art Alexakis lives over there. That means it is not terribly unlikely that Art Alexakis has consumed poop-tainted water in the last 24 hours.
Rejoice.
:lulz:
I'm actually the one who was trolling the Mercury comments last week in defense of Art after that god-awful "interview" piece with him they published.
Not that I'm an Everclear fan, but I think I like Art more than I like the idiots who wrote and/or supported that article. I've actually heard from people who's opinions I trust that he is incredibly nice in person.
I don't ever read the Mercury and I don't care one way or another about Everclear, but no, actually he's kind of a dick in person IME.
Either way, there are plenty of other poop-drinkers to rejoice over!
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 29, 2009, 07:36:59 PM
Either way, there are plenty of other poop-drinkers to rejoice over!
For example, my asshole brother lives over there.
:banana:
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721
There is poop in just about everything. So yeah, it does come down to "acceptable level".
LMNO
-if that freaks you out, avoid all public places.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 30, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721
?
"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.
You give some people jenkem on tap, and all they do is bitch.
:\ just because people are rich it doesnt mean they deserve to drink poop
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 30, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
:\ just because people are rich it doesnt mean they deserve to drink poop
what? of COURSE it does.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 30, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721
?
"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.
By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 30, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
:\ just because people are rich it doesnt mean they deserve to drink poop
Hey, I have rich friends who live over there and even THEY thought it was funny. Plus, at least they can afford health care...
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 12:38:51 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 30, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721
?
"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.
By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.
Yeah, I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, coliform bacteria, and VOC levels than "dissolved solids".
I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.
So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.
Quote from: Cainad on December 01, 2009, 01:50:44 AM
I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.
So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Ouch, my brain. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Cainad on December 01, 2009, 01:50:44 AM
I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.
So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.
So we drink sea water and be all cured. Makes sense to me.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 12:38:51 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 30, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721
?
"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.
By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.
OH. MY. GOD.
ARE YOU SAYING ALL DIRT IS POOP?
:walken:
well, the organic matter in soil /is/ decayed plant and animal parts and waste, including poop...
According to the principles of homeopathy, the poop in the water confers anti-poopal properties. This means it will protect you from and counteract the effects of poop.
IT WAS ALL STARS ONCE.
WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS.
WE ARE SHITTING STARS TOO!
::off to leave a singularity in the workplace john::
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2009, 12:59:00 PM
IT WAS ALL STARS ONCE.
WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS.
WE ARE SHITTING STARS TOO!
::off to leave a singularity in the workplace john::
Man, shitting stars is painful.
Quote from: Cainad on December 01, 2009, 01:50:44 AM
I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.
So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.
:mittens:
and
WIN.
Life is Poop, and then you flush.
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 01, 2009, 02:15:51 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 12:38:51 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 30, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.
1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!
You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721
?
"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.
By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.
OH. MY. GOD.
ARE YOU SAYING ALL DIRT IS POOP?
:walken:
Yes.
This whole last page = :lulz: