Because I has a new camera and shit. This is an installation piece I call "walking to and from work":
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OH MA GAWD, its suburbia
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Flood on
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More river
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Proof England is crowded: they build houses right on the fucking road (ignore the endless miles of fields in the background).
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I'd be lying if I said I had any clue as to what this was about
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A path of mystery. I have no idea where it leads.
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A bridge too far
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Not sure if this is the result of living on the edge of Little Beirut or other factors.
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Good thing global warming doesn't exist, or I might wonder why a rose is still alive a day before December starts
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Not to mention suburb-berries, or whatever these are
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Something.
I want to live in Britspagland.
WTF, I want those old houses!! They're at least 200 years older than our old houses! :argh!:
Also, your grass is still green and you have blue skies, fuckers. We won't see anything green or blue until April!! We do still have random flowers and fruits though. In fact apples and some other crops are still going in some places. That's normal.
Old England and New England obviously have nothing in common. We need to break off this relationship, immediately.
I suspect the only reason it is still green is because we have about five rivers and streams running through town (we're in a valley) and because it rained pretty much all of last month.
Tomorrow we're expecting frost though. Hopefully it will last until the end of the week, because I'll be taking photos of a different part of town then, and some of them would like nice in ice.
Took some more
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Only now I realize I should have resized these slightly larger. Oh well.
What's all that green stuff?
Proper plants are sickly yellow and/or brown.
Congealed vomit. The kebab shop is really, really bad here, yet everyone always goes when they're drunk, even if its on the other side of town and not on their way home. It is the only reasonable explanation
my brain is forcing me to process these as photos from a book of some magical place that doesn't exist.
Why do I keep looking for HIMEOBS agents, dread daemons, Zombie Nazis, canvassing Tories and other evildoers and ne'er-do-wells in every picture?
WHY DO I KEEP FEELING THE NEED TO WOMP THEM IN?