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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM

Title: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM
ALL OF YOUR POOP WILL FALL OUT!
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 01, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
Not if I leave the fists in place :ECH:
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Cramulus on December 01, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
what if I poop fists?



or worse - what if you fist poops?
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Richter on December 01, 2009, 02:53:52 PM
The August cleanched Palm of the Brown Pig Constelation technique.
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: AFK on December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 01, 2009, 08:00:57 PM
I'm pretty sure I dont get it
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?

No, but your ovaries might.
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 01, 2009, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 01, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
what if I poop fists?

Then you get the rather unique pleasure of punching someone you don't like in the face and shitting on their head at the same time. Lucky bastard.


Also, BGP, please to advise: Lube or no lube in this circumstance?
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 01, 2009, 08:50:38 PM
LUBE IS UNHELLO!  :argh!:
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: rygD on December 02, 2009, 12:32:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?

This is how it SHOULD be done.
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: President Television on December 02, 2009, 05:01:32 AM
Fisting is fundamental.
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2009, 05:01:58 AM
Do space marines powerfist?
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: President Television on December 02, 2009, 05:03:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2009, 05:01:58 AM
Do space marines powerfist?

:mittens:
These are brown for a reason.
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Nast on December 02, 2009, 05:45:59 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 

When fisting, always remember to put on a foxglove?
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: The Dark Monk on December 03, 2009, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 02, 2009, 05:45:59 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 

When fisting, always remember to put on a foxglove?

I am quite partial to using fishhooks so as to make a permanent rectal/vaginal fisting living statue.
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2009, 04:55:14 PM
TDM, please do a Google search on "Digitalis" and "Foxglove".

Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM
ALL OF YOUR POOP WILL FALL OUT!

(http://imgur.com/3dq1C.jpg)
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Freeky on December 05, 2009, 02:10:45 AM
That kid is adorable!
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: AFK on June 28, 2011, 03:47:37 PM
(http://www.nationalfistbumpday.com/storage/obama-fist-bump.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275366769677)
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: Payne on June 28, 2011, 05:45:38 PM
JESUS LOVES FISTING BONO!

(I was gonna post the relevent story, but it appears POEE is no longer working)
Title: Re: FISTING AND YOU
Post by: GIGGLES on June 29, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM
ALL OF YOUR POOP WILL FALL OUT!

YOU ARE LIKE A GOD!