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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on December 04, 2009, 07:11:09 PM

Title: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2009, 07:11:09 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/5516536/US-cities-may-have-to-be-bulldozed-in-order-to-survive.html

QuoteThe government looking at expanding a pioneering scheme in Flint, one of the poorest US cities, which involves razing entire districts and returning the land to nature.

Local politicians believe the city must contract by as much as 40 per cent, concentrating the dwindling population and local services into a more viable area.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
 :lulz:

It's about fucking time.

They're going to need to study old whaling technology, though, to deal with the locals.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Nast on December 04, 2009, 07:17:19 PM
I cheerfully await the day my city will be razed and disposed of like a smelly science fair project.  :)
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Here's to Eldora and "hubby" living in a Hooverville.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Has this bucket of schadenfruede, see...
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Nast on December 04, 2009, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Here's to Eldora and "hubby" living in a Hooverville.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Has this bucket of schadenfruede, see...

But it'll be okay. They'll be living next to "forest" and "meadows".
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:23:45 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 04, 2009, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Here's to Eldora and "hubby" living in a Hooverville.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Has this bucket of schadenfruede, see...

But it'll be okay. They'll be living next to "forest" and "meadows".

And frolicking fauna!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:24:33 PM
Eldora will survive, though.  She's too damn dumb to die.  The further down the food chain you push her, the better she adapts.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Richter on December 04, 2009, 08:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
:lulz:

It's about fucking time.

They're going to need to study old whaling technology, though, to deal with the locals.

OSHIT.

Sign me on to a Land - Galleon and pass my harpoon!
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2009, 08:46:52 PM


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Local politicians believe the city must contract by as much as 40 per cent, concentrating the dwindling population and local services into a more viable area.
I think Eldora IS 40% of Flint. Maybe not in terms of population, but certainly in terms of mass.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: AFK on December 04, 2009, 08:48:41 PM
This thread made me  :lulz: and  :x and then I did a little of this  :argh!: and finally  :? :jebus: :asplode:
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2009, 09:19:42 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 04, 2009, 08:46:52 PM


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Local politicians believe the city must contract by as much as 40 per cent, concentrating the dwindling population and local services into a more viable area.
I think Eldora IS 40% of Flint. Maybe not in terms of population, but certainly in terms of mass.

She is pretty dense.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Kai on December 04, 2009, 09:37:53 PM
Considering the project in the OP, does anyone think that clearing out suburbs and concentrating a far distributed population in a central location could lead to revival? Because I'm more interested in that than what you have to say about some old windbag.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 04, 2009, 10:30:48 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 04, 2009, 09:37:53 PM
Considering the project in the OP, does anyone think that clearing out suburbs and concentrating a far distributed population in a central location could lead to revival? Because I'm more interested in that than what you have to say about some old windbag.
It's definitely a good idea for a place like Detroit that is on the verge of collapsing in on itself. The government is all stretched too thin. It makes more sense to plow under certain areas since they aren't getting property taxes off of them anyways. Getting rid of a bunch of the abandon buildings and empty parking lots will help their image too.

(I can't RTFA right now so I'm assuming that they covered all of that.)
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2009, 10:32:34 PM
if you want to force a mass exodus from the suburbs back to urban cores, you will first have to convince honkies to stop being honkies.

also, the resulting gentrification and increase in land value will make that urban area untenable for many businesses and industries, so all you'llreally accomplish, most likely, is a flip-flop in terms of where residential versus commercial/industrial land is located.

If you want to see a shining example of this, go to Seattle.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
What Iason said... I could see it helping a great deal under the right circumstances.
Title: Re: Obama declares war on Eldora! No shit, link to the proof
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2009, 11:31:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 04, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
What Iason said... I could see it helping a great deal under the right circumstances.

I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for them when there's people involved. :lulz: