Are nothing compared with mine.
Note the skill and talent of this amateur as I lay waste to my most favoritest pink kettle.
Edit: For hugeness and dumbassery.
did you accidentally the whole kettle?
:lulz: that's talent
This is not even the first time I've done that. :x
I also have a tendency to drop very sharp knives. Yet, I love to cook.
My poor little kettle though...
Obviously, the blame lies squarely with PD, in this instance more so as I was working through the 300 billion pages of the spagbook ( :fap: :fap: :fap:) while it was dying.