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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on December 05, 2009, 08:34:51 PM

Title: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Cain on December 05, 2009, 08:34:51 PM
Aw hell yeah

(http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/1/12/5/f_kv4t6uqpxvhm_836a845.jpg)
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Zenpeanut on December 05, 2009, 09:24:32 PM
 :crankey:
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Salty on December 05, 2009, 11:01:19 PM
QuoteIs this a patriotic tray?
 
The Freedom Tray is a tribute to the world class manufacturing and dedication of the hard working people of this country. We are proud that the Freedom Tray is completely made and manufactured in the USA with US-made materials. Also, as the name implies, the tray provides you the freedom to live an organized, spill-free and uncluttered life without changing your day-to-day routine.

I'm sold.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Rumckle on December 05, 2009, 11:02:53 PM
But does it have a special holder for freedom fries, and a gallon of coke?
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 05, 2009, 11:41:29 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 05, 2009, 11:02:53 PM
But does it have a special holder for freedom fries, and a gallon of coke?

For the discerning patriot, it comes with a complimentary feedbag that you can strap on to your head to allow a hands and mess free eating experience for better attention paid to the teevee, but only IF YOU CALL NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Dysnomia on December 06, 2009, 12:02:55 AM
made in China
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 12:34:35 AM
Made in America, but the only thing that's made there.

Is it just me or is the Made in America attitude prevalent among people who would never dare vote for somebody who might actually consider requiring that our military equipment be made in America?
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 12:46:37 AM
Shuddup! Batin'
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Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 12:46:37 AM
Shuddup! Batin'
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee233/catchspider2003/English%20movies/Idiocracy/Idiocracy5.jpg)

I think I missed a meme  :?
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 06, 2009, 01:24:13 AM
me too.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: on December 06, 2009, 03:04:46 AM
Its from the movie Idiocracy.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 06, 2009, 08:52:47 AM
I think I might have to disavow any knowledge of any individual who seriously bought a freedom tray because they felt it would seriously enhance something in their serious lives. What the fuck is the world coming to?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Nast on December 06, 2009, 09:02:19 AM
This is really great for when I shove my quivering mass of lard into an oversized Snuggie, settle into the sofa and watch Dancing with the Stars. Now I don't have to bother with eating at a table with plates and forks and all that hassle, I can just let the crumbs roll off me to feed the children of America.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Zenpeanut on December 06, 2009, 10:03:35 AM
Shit yeah! My dog totally needs a its own turtleneck sweater since its fucking fur coat doesn't keep the cold out enough. Its always hated how it can't reach the remote when it used traditional blankets with no sleeves.

(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/snuggie-for-dogs.jpg)
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: The Johnny on December 06, 2009, 10:12:20 AM

The brown dog has a hypnotic quality to it...

I got lost in his eyes and had to snap out of it conciously.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: The Johnny on December 06, 2009, 10:24:06 AM

(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2461/hypnodog.jpg)


Is it just the wee hours of the morning speaking thru me, or did i make it worse?
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 12:46:37 AM
Shuddup! Batin'

I think I missed a meme  :?
Quote from: Regret on December 06, 2009, 01:24:13 AM
me too.

Quote from: Z³ on December 06, 2009, 03:04:46 AM
Its from the movie Idiocracy.

Correct! If you haven't seen Idiocracy you should. IMO It's the most accurate depiction of future civilisation ever made. And it starts with a "Freedom Tray" then they add "Electrolytes"  :lulz:
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2009, 06:56:48 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 06, 2009, 10:24:06 AM

(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2461/hypnodog.jpg)


Is it just the wee hours of the morning speaking thru me, or did i make it worse?

I can't stop laughing at this.
Title: Re: Now I know what I want for Christmas
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 06, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 12:46:37 AM
Shuddup! Batin'

I think I missed a meme  :?
Quote from: Regret on December 06, 2009, 01:24:13 AM
me too.

Quote from: Z³ on December 06, 2009, 03:04:46 AM
Its from the movie Idiocracy.

Correct! If you haven't seen Idiocracy you should. IMO It's the most accurate depiction of future civilisation ever made. And it starts with a "Freedom Tray" then they add "Electrolytes"  :lulz:

They're what plants crave.