Parent deleted post. Well done guys.
The overseer of the discordian religion is Glenn beck. He alone knows the "secret name of the pope" which is a code word for the Jewish conspiracy that only the messiah glen beck knows how to fight back against using something called "power of white" or "white power" or something like that.
Ceiling cat through out goatse.
see more here www.goatse.asia
I dont think it could be summed up more concise and informatively than that.
"popes secret name" and "pope's secret name" both get 0 hits on Google. Even though I know Google indexes this site. Clearly there is a conspiracy.
And we got lumped in with Pastafarianism and the Lolcat bible didn't we?
I need your teacher's (professor's?) email :argh!:
You know, I think I may have heard something about a secret name (possibly of a pope, I can't recall) in this video here...
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
I hope this helps! :)
I also require the e-mail address. We can't have your teacher filling children's heads with fanciful and untrue notions about Grand and Glory Old Discordjia.
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Who did ceiling cat thrwo out? I don't undertand this one.... :(
This one is Basement Cat.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-basement-cat-clw.jpg)
QuoteWhat did the Discovery Institute discover? ideas in the common sense tradition of representative government
No, the Discovery Institute discovered how to con people into thinking that apologetics is really science.
QuoteWhat is another name for the Overseers of sects of Discordianism? Is this priests?
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QuoteWho is the only discordian that knows the popes secret name? Does he mean Ratzinger?
This question would make more sense if I knew where the apostrophe was supposed to go in "popes". If it is
pope's then I have no idea. Fuck that guy. If it is
popes' then I also have no idea. Everyone is a pope, so I don't know who would know everyone's secret names.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 06, 2009, 01:06:34 AM
You know, I think I may have heard something about a secret name (possibly of a pope, I can't recall) in this video here...
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
I hope this helps! :)
Ah, you found that video then!
Ambassador Kaos has all of the answers to the questions you ask. Seek out his wisdom. You will find him meditating in a corner in a Starbucks in Saratoga Springs, New York. You might need to give him 5 bucks before he gives you any answers.
Quote from: Cain on December 06, 2009, 12:49:19 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 06, 2009, 01:06:34 AM
You know, I think I may have heard something about a secret name (possibly of a pope, I can't recall) in this video here...
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
I hope this helps! :)
Ah, you found that video then!
Yeah, they are in the Tools sticky in the OMF board. Page four, very top.
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Hiiii,
I have been given a homework sheet on religions and faiths. Most of the qusestions are about Catholic, Islam and Jewish religions but there were some questions at the end that we could try for extra marks. I've got most of the answers already
Who first witnessed the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Bobby Henderson
According to pastafarianism from what form did humans evolve? Pirates
Who did ceiling cat thrwo out? I don't undertand this one.... :(
What did the Discovery Institute discover? ideas in the common sense tradition of representative government
so can you help me with these questioms?
What is another name for the Overseers of sects of Discordianism? Is this priests?
Who is the only discordian that knows the popes secret name? Does he mean Ratzinger?
Please help me so I can get these extra marks! LOL thanks!!!
Who the fuck lumped us in with the goddamned Pastafarians?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Hiiii,
I have been given a homework sheet on religions and faiths. Most of the qusestions are about Catholic, Islam and Jewish religions but there were some questions at the end that we could try for extra marks. I've got most of the answers already
Who first witnessed the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Bobby Henderson
According to pastafarianism from what form did humans evolve? Pirates
Who did ceiling cat thrwo out? I don't undertand this one.... :(
What did the Discovery Institute discover? ideas in the common sense tradition of representative government
so can you help me with these questioms?
What is another name for the Overseers of sects of Discordianism? Is this priests?
Who is the only discordian that knows the popes secret name? Does he mean Ratzinger?
Please help me so I can get these extra marks! LOL thanks!!!
Who the fuck lumped us in with the goddamned Pastafarians?
I don't know Roger, but I intend to find out.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 09:19:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Hiiii,
I have been given a homework sheet on religions and faiths. Most of the qusestions are about Catholic, Islam and Jewish religions but there were some questions at the end that we could try for extra marks. I've got most of the answers already
Who first witnessed the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Bobby Henderson
According to pastafarianism from what form did humans evolve? Pirates
Who did ceiling cat thrwo out? I don't undertand this one.... :(
What did the Discovery Institute discover? ideas in the common sense tradition of representative government
so can you help me with these questioms?
What is another name for the Overseers of sects of Discordianism? Is this priests?
Who is the only discordian that knows the popes secret name? Does he mean Ratzinger?
Please help me so I can get these extra marks! LOL thanks!!!
Who the fuck lumped us in with the goddamned Pastafarians?
I don't know Roger, but I intend to find out.
We should go to veganza and burn the fucking place down or die trying.
Ok, Luke G, here is the deal. You give me your teacher's contact info, I give you legitimate answers to all the questions you want on the topic of Discordianism, no bullshit, no goatse.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 09:41:47 PM
Ok, Luke G, here is the deal. You give me your teacher's contact info, I give you legitimate answers to all the questions you want on the topic of Discordianism, no bullshit, no goatse.
Same here, only without the "no bullshit or goatse" clause.
I could point you towards a source, but it contains lies(unless it's lying about containing lies). And it really isn't all that good anyway. I could vomit forth the statements of that source, but would you know if I'm lying or telling the truth, and even if i told you the truth, how you know if it was the really real truth? I've believed lies before, who's to say that I'm not believing one now?
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Parent deleted post. Well done guys.
This is making me :lulz:
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 06:40:01 AM
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Parent deleted post. Well done guys.
:awesome:
GO TEAM VENTURE!
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Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 07, 2009, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 06:40:01 AM
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Parent deleted post. Well done guys.
:awesome:
GO TEAM VENTURE!
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BAD parent! LAZY!
Why using internet forums for school research is a bad awesome idea, ITT.
Poor kid. Hey Mom and/or Dad, lighten up a little.
Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 12:49:20 PM
Why using internet forums for school research is a bad awesome idea, ITT.
because thanks to recent advancements in technology you kid'll be fucked up no matter how hard you try. :thumb:
this 16 year old mess of a 'child' approves. if you really want to make an issue of it parent feel free to grill the teacher so hard it makes the news. then we can put it on here and laugh about it. :lulz:
This thread = The proof I was right to never ask direct questions when I was learning about Discord.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 07, 2009, 05:06:28 PM
This thread = The proof I was right to never ask direct questions when I was learning about Discord.
No, this thread = direct evidence that it's funny when people say they have questions about Discordianism, then ask a load of questions about Pastafarianism and the Church of the Subgenius, instead.
Oh, and assuming that 'Parent' = Luke's actual parents, you should probably know that I spent a bit of time e-Stalking lukeg, and I think he's hanging out on stoner sites. Raid his sock drawer.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 07, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
Oh, and assuming that 'Parent' = Luke's actual parents, you should probably know that I spent a bit of time e-Stalking lukeg, and I think he's hanging out on stoner sites. Raid his sock drawer.
He also has an alt account here, "Hullabaloo", with 0 posts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 07, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
Oh, and assuming that 'Parent' = Luke's actual parents, you should probably know that I spent a bit of time e-Stalking lukeg, and I think he's hanging out on stoner sites. Raid his sock drawer.
He also has an alt account here, "Hullabaloo", with 0 posts.
Thanks for the heads up.
*Goes back to e-stalking*
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Parent deleted post. Well done guys.
Jesus. I didn't know Himmler had kids.
Quote from: lukeg on December 05, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
Parent deleted post. Well done guys.
Well, you wanted Discordia. :lulz:
Slanket walks into the thread
...oh shit kid, don't click on any of the-Oh, well, guess I'm too late.
Bad parents! Bad!
Do NOT click any links!
For the love of all that is holy, don't click any links! Ever! Eventually, the entire Internet is just one shock porn site waiting to get you! It may seem like all fun and games now, but trust me on this, it's just not worth it! Sure, a wiki is fun and all, clicking things that are linked, finding out new and exciting things. But then, when you least expect it, BAM! One day you decide to click here (http://webpagesthatsuck.com/wpts1/clickhere.htm) (and please do not), then you're scarred for life.
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Don't we have a "HIMEOBS: Not Safe For Home, Either" pic around here somewhere?