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QuoteThe health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.
Can't comment, need to begin the hoarding process. I didn't listen! I didn't listen!
Don't worry, it's merely an allegory for rapid consumerism and the desensitization of youth.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 07, 2009, 01:27:24 AM
Don't worry, it's merely an allegory for rapid consumerism and the desensitization of youth.
The logical part of my brain wants to put this down to simply "Its Japan, nothing new here" but the Zombie petrified part of my brain just wants to devise the most efficient method of destroying the staircase.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 07, 2009, 01:27:24 AM
Don't worry, it's merely an allegory for rapid consumerism and the desensitization of youth.
:lulz:
I'd be more worried if this surprised me at all.
Of course, it won't amount to anything, but I keep the carbine loaded with .40 high-powered FMJ rounds and a backup clip loaded with hollow-points anyway, and have for years, along with a bug-out bag filled with tools, line, wire, energy bars & canned food, morphine (zombie apocalypse is no time for a sprained ankle), plastic sheeting, wool socks, and some scrap gold.
Not that I think there will be a literal zombie apocalypse, but it's always good to have a way outta dodge no matter what set of circumstances prompts it.
Sadly I live in a nation where guns are exclusively in the hands of criminals and terrorists(Now turned criminals).
Apparently my right to defend myself from an impending horde of reanimated flesh is not part of that consideration.
The best I can hope for is to buy a good crowbar and keep it close.
What, that's it? There isn't any more to the story than that?
Well, if zombies are gonna be attacking, I'd like to know a bit more about what all these patients had in common!
they're all japanese.
clearly, japanese people are zombies.
It certainly begins the Stone/Parker Asians have no soul hypothesis.
And yeah while there isn't enough evidence to conclusively declare "Zombie Apocalypse" it is the first I've heard of people with confirmed cases of swine flu exhibiting behavioural changes beyond staying in bed with a constant supply of paracetamol and hot drinks.
My ex's boys got the swine flu, but I think they're ok. Maybe...
Maybe the H1N1 virus was manufactured by white supremacy geneticists and released into Japan by intentionally contaminated pigs! :aaa:
(Apologies, I haven't slept in three days...)
Quote from: Voodoo Chile on December 07, 2009, 02:39:43 AM
It certainly begins the Stone/Parker Asians have no soul hypothesis.
Do you have a soul?
Sometimes i wish i had one.
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 02:49:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Chile on December 07, 2009, 02:39:43 AM
It certainly begins the Stone/Parker Asians have no soul hypothesis.
Do you have a soul?
Sometimes i wish i had one.
I'd like to think so. Otherwise I've been screwing over some people with my sale of SoulShares
TM
Quote from: Voodoo Chile on December 07, 2009, 02:55:21 AM
I'd like to think so. Otherwise I've been screwing over some people with my sale of SoulSharesTM
Then you are going to Hell
TM for being a xenophobic prick.
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 03:03:31 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Chile on December 07, 2009, 02:55:21 AM
I'd like to think so. Otherwise I've been screwing over some people with my sale of SoulSharesTM
Then you are going to HellTM for being a xenophobic prick.
Worth it, ended up with a Land Raider out of the last deal.