Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on December 07, 2009, 03:46:28 PM

Title: Discordian Code
Post by: Cramulus on December 07, 2009, 03:46:28 PM
http://23ae.com/format/discordiancode/code13.html

I've always thought these things were kind of dumb, and pick sort of arbitrary ways to define yourself, but

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/appletalk-1.png)

my code is:


DPROF c++ a- P++ E- F+ R$++ tv-- b+ OM9 RAW+ DC- e++ h+ r% r* K++
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 07, 2009, 05:42:51 PM
DO Tr c+++ s+:- a19 Comp P+ E F R !tv b+ OM8 CON4 RAW DC- e K++

That is incomprehensible and retarded. You helped me waste the time I needed to burn; thanks!
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
 :sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Golden Applesauce on December 07, 2009, 06:17:38 PM
My code is an empty string.

HAH!  I AM UNIQUE AND SPECIAL IN ALL OF DISCORDIA!!
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

So email him.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Cain on December 07, 2009, 06:49:07 PM
DPH/DAN Te c+++ s: a-- Comp+ P+>PSEX E F R* tv b++++ OM(7) PHI(6) RAW DC e+++ h- r++ ys+@ K

Something like that.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Fuquad on December 07, 2009, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.
I was hoping for a parody peice in the same manner.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Faust on December 07, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on December 07, 2009, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.
I was hoping for a parody peice in the same manner.
I was going to write DAN BROWN: "The Jewish Conspiracy" for Nanowrimo but then exams happened.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

I was hoping it was going to be like the discordian version of chivalry. That shit had so much potential.  :x
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Cait M. R. on December 07, 2009, 11:09:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

I was hoping it was going to be like the discordian version of chivalry. That shit had so much potential.  :x

I want to get the willpower to live my life by the chivalric code, with minor updates for the modern day. Problem being that humans piss me off so much that I'd probably need to be so drugged to pull that shit off that Lys after a binge would look positively clean by comparison.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 11:12:48 PM
I live by the ancient code of the Samurai, with the addition of abusive drunkenness and random sporadic hatred and cruelty.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2009, 12:14:03 AM
I thought we were going by prison rules?
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Richter on December 08, 2009, 03:24:25 AM
DO Tst c++ s++ a- comp ++ E F R* !tv b+++ OM3 FILK5 CON5 SF7 PH8 RAW+ e++ h+ r ys* K
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2009, 03:52:26 AM
DPA Te/Tpcx c++(c-) s: a- Comp++ P E F R tv-- b+ OM(5) CON(9) SF(6) PHI(3) RAW DC- e+ !h r++ x+* K
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Freeky on December 08, 2009, 04:14:20 AM
DU! Tt c-(--) S:+ a-- Comp P++ E- F(-) R+ !TV b+++ OM(0)(>5) ?RAW DC e>+ h!--- r% x+  z@s(b)---> K

Fwah.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Cait M. R. on December 08, 2009, 09:06:24 AM
D! c++ s-:- a--- Comp++ P++ E F- R* !tv b++ OM[7] SF[6] PHI[8] RAW? DC++ h! r- !zb K

Just noting that the DC++ is because after one reading I can read this stuff almost naturally. In fact, more naturally than I expected.

I think I might need to upgrade it to a DC+++ :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Cain on December 08, 2009, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

I was hoping it was going to be like the discordian version of chivalry. That shit had so much potential.  :x

I thought it was going to be a Discordian form of communication, like the Masonic secret handshakes and stuff.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2009, 03:52:19 PM
I still think we need to write the next Robert Langdon book about it.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 03:57:06 PM
Well, we already know the plot arc.

I'm thinking if we just took a text file of The DaVinci Code and did a few "find/replace" commands, we'd have a pretty good rough draft.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: hooplala on December 08, 2009, 03:57:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 08, 2009, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

I was hoping it was going to be like the discordian version of chivalry. That shit had so much potential.  :x

I thought it was going to be a Discordian form of communication, like the Masonic secret handshakes and stuff.

Agreed.  I can't see a practical application for it.

Though, I do love intricate esoteric nonsense.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 03:57:06 PM
Well, we already know the plot arc.

I'm thinking if we just took a text file of The DaVinci Code and did a few "find/replace" commands, we'd have a pretty good rough draft.

This is possible. But I am a fan of original work. We can still blatantly knock him off and now allow some things to be verbatim.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
This could have been a decent NaNoWriMo project.
Title: Re: Discordian Code
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2009, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
This could have been a decent NaNoWriMo project.

It could have...Maybe I'll brainstorm with Richter and any other local Swamp Yankees to see if we can produce the first official principality publication.