Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.
I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.
I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.
Anything I MUST read?
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".
INTENTIONALLY!
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".
INTENTIONALLY!
:lord:
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".
INTENTIONALLY!
I may be doing this to everyone soon.
Quote from: Faust on December 09, 2009, 02:12:05 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".
INTENTIONALLY!
I may be doing this to everyone soon.
That's twisted man.
Also, nice sig.
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".
INTENTIONALLY!
:eek:
payne just pretend I posted an image of you rising from the dead and me shooting you with a shotgun
also pretend I said some exaggerated capslock hyperbole about making your mom fuck your dog at gunpoint
Sincerely,
Cramulus
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:09:24 AM
Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.
I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.
I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.
Anything I MUST read?
A) Jacking off to animal pr0ns
B) Learning to talk shit in Esperanto
C) Growing gills to cope with changing living conditions in stonehaven
my best guesses
Nigel: Yes, I'm CRAYZEE like a MAH'FUCK! SHITFUCKDAMN!
B-AI:Not quite. I'm waiting till dear queen Lizzie is dead for that. If you're going to do something, do it RIGHT.
Cram: Pretend that I posted a WOMP of an old fat voodoo woman performing a ritual with your severed head. Caption: "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or it gets Mama Dolor again"
P3nT: You're so close I can feel that abomination of garlic, the tears of babies, rancid communion wine and battery acid (plus many other things that form part of your healthy and balanced diet that I care not to speculate on) BURNING through my skin and melting my eyes. Still can't divulge though.
Technically, fapping to Natasha Kaplinsky isn't really a project.
WOMP OR DIE, YOU LAZY FUCKING SHEEP SHAGGER!
I will be honest, my holiday only came to an end because I wanted to distract myself from having to strip wallpaper and paint my room. After all this real paint, a bit of pixelly WRATH will be needed. Expect WOMPs tomorrow. Several, of varying magnitudes of poompery.
Cain: Fapping to Natasha Kaplinsky isn't a project, true, it's a commandment.
PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN
I BLAME YOU
CAPSLOCK
POOMP
GRRRRR
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 09, 2009, 06:28:55 PM
PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN
I BLAME YOU
CAPSLOCK
POOMP
GRRRRR
DO I bore you that much?
:cry:
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 02:09:49 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 09, 2009, 06:28:55 PM
PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN
I BLAME YOU
CAPSLOCK
POOMP
GRRRRR
DO I bore you that much?
:cry:
:O IS A PAYNE!
YAY!
/pixie happy
:eek:
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 02:19:32 AM
:eek:
u do not bore a pix. altho, i am also sleepy.
I think it was just that my mind was SO BLOWN by the return of the AWESOME PAYNE that I started to fall into a coma.
I've had beer and it's better now.
Glory is temporary, but PAYNE IS FOREVER.
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 10, 2009, 05:56:58 AM
Glory is temporary, but PAYNE IS FOREVER.
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE WRATH, YOU SCOTTISH HAGGISPAG?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 10, 2009, 05:56:58 AM
Glory is temporary, but PAYNE IS FOREVER.
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE WRATH, YOU SCOTTISH HAGGISPAG?
Still painting my meatspace walls. And building up a big steamy brick of WRATH in my WOMP intestine.
You will have to wait.
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 05:17:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 10, 2009, 05:56:58 AM
Glory is temporary, but PAYNE IS FOREVER.
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE WRATH, YOU SCOTTISH HAGGISPAG?
Still painting my meatspace walls. And building up a big steamy brick of WRATH in my WOMP intestine.
You will have to wait.
RIGHT NOW! :crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 05:17:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 10, 2009, 05:56:58 AM
Glory is temporary, but PAYNE IS FOREVER.
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE WRATH, YOU SCOTTISH HAGGISPAG?
Still painting my meatspace walls. And building up a big steamy brick of WRATH in my WOMP intestine.
You will have to wait.
RIGHT NOW! :crankey:
Impatience is your most endearing virtue, my Good Reverend.
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 05:23:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 05:17:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 10, 2009, 05:56:58 AM
Glory is temporary, but PAYNE IS FOREVER.
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE WRATH, YOU SCOTTISH HAGGISPAG?
Still painting my meatspace walls. And building up a big steamy brick of WRATH in my WOMP intestine.
You will have to wait.
RIGHT NOW! :crankey:
Impatience is your most endearing virtue, my Good Reverend.
:walken:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRjosephsmithjr.jpg)
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 05:43:08 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRjosephsmithjr.jpg)
Can't see it until tonight, apparently.
But the name alone fills me with the urge to dig up Brigham Young and defecate in his decomposing chest.
Photobucket is blocked?!
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 06:12:09 PM
Photobucket is blocked?!
Henry is being a pud. :lulz:
It does what it says on the tin.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 05:55:23 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 05:43:08 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRjosephsmithjr.jpg)
Can't see it until tonight, apparently.
But the name alone fills me with the urge to dig up Brigham Young and defecate in his decomposing chest.
YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGANARGANARG!