This was a brainchild from last night in the Apple Bodega thread.
(It's about wang-doodles, of course)~~> how to phrase that so it's "SFW"? :lulz:
Bernard Doss asks: Women can't find your thing in your pance? Englarge it.
Meggy Whitaker begs: Watch the most amazing changes in your body. More pleasure wit[sic] less efforts
rozalah1 says: Supercharge lovegun - Don't let the crysis hit you
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2009, 01:31:51 PM
Meggy Whitaker begs: Watch the most amazing changes in your body. More pleasure witless efforts
Hey, it could be witless efforts.
:lol:
Ok, one more for today, apparently:
mailcompany says: Find how to drill her better- Her slit needs more banging
zaurus492003› says: Your wood will be prefect for her - Make sure you dont tell anyone
luzhwe› says: Lost way to her G spot? - Best immunity boosters
joe_sam71›says: Pilules of man's power - Dude, your snake sucks
mtvortex›asks: Need assistance in drilling? - Larger bone today
saleh.jalil› implores: Don't lower heat tonight! - Be the macho-perfecto
senkevich› is off-season: Hurry for Halloween sale - Free love-beast inside you
bachisa› has been channeling Elton John: Launch your love spaceship - The effect of this pilule raise your prick.
ROCKET MAAAAAAAAN!
Sorry, but this one gave me pause:
millenniumsp777@vader.phatservers.com claims: Be her mighty night predator - Reach further into her wet grotto
I've gotten the night predator one! I died laughing.
Also, "launch your love spaceship"? HOLY CRAP.
This one gave me a laugh today:
richardtam.kp@server16.hostbizua.kiev.ua says Iron in your jeans! - Pilules for boy-on-girl action!