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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 05:55:43 PM

Title: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
PM me your address. I already have quite a few spags though.

Supplies are limited, and I can't guarantee you will get one after everyone on my actual list is fulfilled. Also, I can't promise I won't look at where you live via Google Earth either.


...Roger has a swimming pool!
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
PM me your address. I already have quite a few spags though.

Supplies are limited, and I can't guarantee you will get one after everyone on my actual list is fulfilled. Also, I can't promise I won't look at where you live via Google Earth either.


...Roger has a swimming pool!

I fucking knew it! Bet the bastard has a limo and a butler too. Goddamn bourgeois tourist :argh!:
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:03:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
PM me your address. I already have quite a few spags though.

Supplies are limited, and I can't guarantee you will get one after everyone on my actual list is fulfilled. Also, I can't promise I won't look at where you live via Google Earth either.


...Roger has a swimming pool!

No, Roger's home of record has a swimming pool.  You know, where my folks and my kids are (and where I live, 2 days out of 5).  If I had a swimming pool, your google Earth image would show this big hairy thing, and you'd have to wash your eyeballs out with bleach.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:03:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
PM me your address. I already have quite a few spags though.

Supplies are limited, and I can't guarantee you will get one after everyone on my actual list is fulfilled. Also, I can't promise I won't look at where you live via Google Earth either.


...Roger has a swimming pool!

No, Roger's home of record has a swimming pool.  You know, where my folks and my kids are (and where I live, 2 days out of 5).  If I had a swimming pool, your google Earth image would show this big hairy thing, and you'd have to wash your eyeballs out with bleach.

Otherwise, Arizona looks boring. All the houses look the same and there's not a lot of trees...boo desert.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:03:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
PM me your address. I already have quite a few spags though.

Supplies are limited, and I can't guarantee you will get one after everyone on my actual list is fulfilled. Also, I can't promise I won't look at where you live via Google Earth either.


...Roger has a swimming pool!

No, Roger's home of record has a swimming pool.  You know, where my folks and my kids are (and where I live, 2 days out of 5).  If I had a swimming pool, your google Earth image would show this big hairy thing, and you'd have to wash your eyeballs out with bleach.

Otherwise, Arizona looks boring. All the houses look the same and there's not a lot of trees...boo desert.

You want boring?  Look downtown...say, the intersection of 22nd Street and Alvernon.  Or 12th Avenue and Irvington.  This whole city is one run-down industrial park.

But look at the desert from ground level.  It's amazing.  I may have to post pics.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Fuck me! It's all perfect squares  :eek:
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:14:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Fuck me! It's all perfect squares  :eek:

Zoom in.  You can actually see the grime and occasional hobo corpses.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:17:05 PM
I'm on street view right now - it's just like teh movies.  :fap:
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:21:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:17:05 PM
I'm on street view right now - it's just like teh movies.  :fap:

What, filthy and shitty.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
Nah, like glamorous and palm trees and cactuses and sunshine and shit
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:27:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
Nah, like glamorous and palm trees and cactuses and sunshine and shit

Where were you looking?  Look at 29th and Alvernon.  Or Swan and Alvernon.

Or, best, Roger and Flowing Wells.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:28:43 PM
Dunno I just put Alvernon into mapsearch and then zoomed in on a square with more densley packed houses
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:30:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:28:43 PM
Dunno I just put Alvernon into mapsearch and then zoomed in on a square with more densley packed houses


Good neighborhood.  Go to the other places I told you about.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 06:34:23 PM
RICHTER I KNOW YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS!  :lulz:

There's a good search, look up Atwells Ave in Providence. Where I live now isn't nearly as full of win.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
WHOA!!! That's your idea of a shithole??? It's so clean. Where's the fucking litter and broken glass? Even our upmarket areas have some of that :argh!:

ETA: There isn't even any grafitti? WTF?
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:36:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
WHOA!!! That's your idea of a shithole??? It's so clean. Where's the fucking litter and broken glass? Even our upmarket areas have some of that :argh!:

Alvernon is where the cops are.  Try 12th avenue or Flowing wells between River.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
WHOA!!! That's your idea of a shithole??? It's so clean. Where's the fucking litter and broken glass? Even our upmarket areas have some of that :argh!:

ETA: There isn't even any grafitti? WTF?

You should look up Broad St in Providence, Or Cranston St and Dexter. Right by my castle!

YES. Cranston and Dexter. It's even RAINING.  :lulz:


Edit: It's 2 different days. One is pouring rain, the other is sunny depending on where you're "standing".
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 06:42:45 PM
We can't afford garbage and spray paint.  Our decay is like unto a ghost town, where everything just fades and withers in the horrible glare of the sunlight.  The gooey parts are under the bridges.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 06:48:43 PM
Oh wow, these are recent from the summer. The scaffolding is up at my job.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 10, 2009, 06:53:05 PM
WANT CARD

Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2009, 07:16:52 PM
I should tell you all in advance to look for the super secret Discordian message on my card design this year.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Cain on December 10, 2009, 07:50:36 PM
Wait, doesn't P3nt live in, like, Glasgow or something?

They send Somalian asylum seekers to Glasgow, and even they think they got a shit deal.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Payne on December 10, 2009, 08:01:30 PM
He's actually just outside Falkirk - Scotland's Hairy Pigmented Nevus.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 08:06:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 08:01:30 PM
He's actually just outside Falkirk - Scotland's Hairy Pigmented Nevus.

Isn't that where that Wallace spag got his ass handed to him?
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 09:34:20 PM
I'm from Denny. You won't find it on google streetview. The vans that took the pictures were moving too slow. Local neds killed them and ate them
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: rong on December 10, 2009, 10:23:06 PM
my yard looks like this:
(http://www.axcessmypics.com/photos/photo01/5b/89/ee8a0f661c52.jpg)

this is as far as you can zoom in before google earth runs out of data.  i drew in where my house and barn are cuz the "current" picture on google maps is that old (house was built in 2004).  also, the address google maps goes to is about a mile off.  off in the lower left you can see the original hunting camp that still stands.

i've been thinking about having some sort of big to-do in that field, but i don't think i can afford to hire bands and stuff and i'm pretty sure i would never make my money back charging admission.

next summer is going to be riding lawn mower races and hopefully that will expand into something cool.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
Submitted.  Have fun looking at my scenic NB neighorhood.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2009, 03:17:48 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
Submitted.  Have fun looking at my scenic NB neighorhood.

"Scenic New Bedford"?

:lulz:

Oh well, I do live in Pawtucket. But hey! IT'S NOT FALL RIVER!