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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on December 11, 2009, 12:05:57 AM

Title: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on December 11, 2009, 12:05:57 AM
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Fortean types have been busy recently, analyzing the odd spiral of light that greeted Obama's acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize. The skeptics (not in quotes here -- some are real), starting with Bad Astronomy, claimed that it was a broken missile; recently the russians have admitted to illegally launching a broken missile (presumably, Just To Watch It Die). Other groups have called BS on that explanation, and Moscow has its own weirdness to deal with.

http://firstchurchofspacejesus.blogspot.com/2009/12/shadow-over-norway.html

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmxRRlOeTXo
Russian news coverage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hrWjkn_DHs&feature=related
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 02:41:51 AM
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Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on December 11, 2009, 02:05:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 02:41:51 AM
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Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Bruno on January 13, 2010, 08:44:13 PM
Youtube video removed due to terms of use violation.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 13, 2010, 08:55:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 02:41:51 AM
[insert lame threadjacking post here]

How about every time I see the name all I can think of is Enki Dinky Doo?

christ I need a life!
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Jasper on January 13, 2010, 10:55:52 PM
Any word on HAARP?  It just does not look like a missile to me.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Jasper on January 25, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
No I was saying that the "missile" does not look like a missile to me.  It looks like something other than a missile.  It left a gaseous twin spiral, then the black dot in the center dilated. 

MISSILES DONT FUCKING DO THAT

So I think it was the optical effect of HAARP or similar being fired at the atmosphere.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 25, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
According to Pakistan Daily, it's a time portal created by the Zionists infiltrating HAARP. This neatly explains the fact that it also occurred in the 70s -- because that's where they WENT.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
It was "Bob" trying out his new remote control.

Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: President Television on January 25, 2010, 11:56:43 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
No I was saying that the "missile" does not look like a missile to me.  It looks like something other than a missile.  It left a gaseous twin spiral, then the black dot in the center dilated. 

MISSILES DONT FUCKING DO THAT

So I think it was the optical effect of HAARP or similar being fired at the atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 25, 2010, 11:58:15 PM
WHO CARES??!
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: President Television on January 26, 2010, 12:07:37 AM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 11:58:15 PM
WHO CARES??!

This too.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Jasper on January 26, 2010, 01:30:57 AM
I do, because it is interesting and mysterious.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 01:32:04 AM
I think it looks beautiful, something to see.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 26, 2010, 10:49:53 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 26, 2010, 01:30:57 AM
I do, because it is interesting and mysterious.
Meh, the moment govts became interested the signal/noise ratio became so close to zero that it stopped being worth the effort.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Cain on January 26, 2010, 10:55:07 AM
The rocket that was not a rocket?

Sounds....Lovecraftian.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:21:35 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 25, 2010, 11:56:43 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
No I was saying that the "missile" does not look like a missile to me.  It looks like something other than a missile.  It left a gaseous twin spiral, then the black dot in the center dilated. 

MISSILES DONT FUCKING DO THAT

So I think it was the optical effect of HAARP or similar being fired at the atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4

yes this is pretty much a given, IMO. whether it was a rocket or not, it was obviously some kind of object ejecting a jet of stuff from two different sides. because as this youtube vid explains, that would generate exactly this sort of pattern. so much exactly even that it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation such as optical illusions, aurora borealis, energy beams or dimensional rifts.

Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 26, 2010, 02:11:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:21:35 AMit would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation

I didn't get where I am today by considering things seriously.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Jasper on January 27, 2010, 01:50:05 AM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on January 26, 2010, 02:11:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:21:35 AMit would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation

I didn't get where I am today by considering things seriously.

And where exactly would that be?

Sitting in front of a computer, talking about swirls in the sky. 
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Jasper on January 27, 2010, 01:51:48 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:21:35 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 25, 2010, 11:56:43 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
No I was saying that the "missile" does not look like a missile to me.  It looks like something other than a missile.  It left a gaseous twin spiral, then the black dot in the center dilated. 

MISSILES DONT FUCKING DO THAT

So I think it was the optical effect of HAARP or similar being fired at the atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4

yes this is pretty much a given, IMO. whether it was a rocket or not, it was obviously some kind of object ejecting a jet of stuff from two different sides. because as this youtube vid explains, that would generate exactly this sort of pattern. so much exactly even that it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation such as optical illusions, aurora borealis, energy beams or dimensional rifts.



I'm inclined to agree, upon further consideration.  So, the next step in solving the mystery is to find a device that has two rockets in that configuration.

As far as knowing how to proceed, I'm empty-handed.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 27, 2010, 02:45:17 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 27, 2010, 01:50:05 AM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on January 26, 2010, 02:11:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:21:35 AMit would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation

I didn't get where I am today by considering things seriously.

And where exactly would that be?

Broke, a virgin, taking calculus for the third time, and posting on this forum.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Cramulus on January 27, 2010, 08:45:04 PM
I still want to see the original video!
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: President Television on January 31, 2010, 06:22:16 AM
It's a portal to the Dreaming. WHAT MADNESS HAVE YOU WROUGHT, CRAM?!?
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Jasper on February 08, 2010, 06:41:19 PM
In retrospect, it was probably a rocket.  I guess it was just filmed at the perfect angle to make it look like witchcraft.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on February 08, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
Easy to do.

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs144.snc3/17150_104391872915835_100000350674519_101803_6122179_n.jpg)
This one is ours.
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: Bruno on June 07, 2010, 05:55:00 AM
Another one in Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pgaw6qFbdk&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The Norway Spiral
Post by: bds on June 07, 2010, 09:31:01 AM
Reminds me, they did a live web streaming of the launch of that Falcon 9. I was pretty amazed, really, that technology has evolved so you can watch a feed coming from a camera attached to something being shot into orbit.