Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ~ on December 14, 2009, 01:00:31 AM

Title: There Has Been An Error!
Post by: ~ on December 14, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
There Has Been An Error!
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:03:42 AM
You MUST update us on the haps, dude.
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 14, 2009, 01:11:07 AM
WHOA!
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:12:54 AM
Big guns from INSIDE the place or brought TO the place?

That's very--wow.
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
Dude, is Bin Laden living there?  That's a lot of manpower.  He must be a big bad or something (or suspected to be, that is).
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:32:36 AM
:lol:  And woah--didn't realize she was that close to him!

Beezarro.
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:57:37 AM
Gets weirder and weirder.  :lol:
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Faust on December 14, 2009, 02:17:31 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 14, 2009, 01:53:50 AM
now many many Mexican women in Sunday dresses have showed up, simultaneously as if from nowhere with plates of food for the people still in the house.

This is fucking bizarre.
If they notice you are there get under the bed, point the shotgun at the door and keep one bullet in a pistol under your chin.
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Rumckle on December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
We need blurry pics of the fajitas!
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 14, 2009, 02:45:50 AM
sounds like some good sunday afternoon entertainment there!
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Da6s on December 14, 2009, 05:09:08 AM
I like the fact the christmas lights are what's in focus in the first picture.

Tis the season to kick down doors.
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Cain on December 14, 2009, 08:21:04 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
Dude, is Bin Laden living there?  That's a lot of manpower.  He must be a big bad or something (or suspected to be, that is).

Um, you do live in a country where 10 year olds are tazed.  He probably didn't file a tax return correctly or something.
Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 14, 2009, 09:54:49 AM
I've actually had to answer the door to precisely such an outfit.

And I was stoned out of my gourd.

Six cops armed to the teeth looking for my brother's MAK-90, and I was the one who had to answer the door while they served the search warrant.

I just about shit my pants, but luckily my anus has a lockdown feature and I just went with it. They pulled up the ceiling tiles locating the pipe I just smoked out of as well as some hardcore bondage porn that I drew by hand, but they did not find the MAK-90. They said they were not interested in these items since their sole concern was the modified AK.

I have to say, it wasn't so bad.

Title: Re: lol the incident response team just raided my neighbours
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
That's pretty shit-your-pance worthy though.  I've never been raided *knock on wood* but there were times we thought we might be when my dad was arrested.  We gave all our pot and paraphernalia to friends to hold for us for years.