So, there I am with my wife on Amazon.com, shopping for Xmas presents for my Parents-in-Law.
We were looking in various departments, getting little gifts here and there, and were in the "Health & Personal Care" section to get my FIL a new electric razor. Easy enough.
I said to Mrs LMNO, "So, what's next on the list?"
"I think Mom wanted one of those rabbit corkscrews, you know, the ones that open a bottle of wine in like 3 seconds or something?"
"Oh, yeah. Cool. Let's look for that." So, I type in "Rabbit Corkscrew", and hit search.
THIS IS WHAT THE SEARCH RETURNED. (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss?url=search-alias%3Dhpc&field-keywords=rabbit+corkscrew&x=13&y=18)
I swear. It's like an aura I give off or something.
Woah! $39.99 $4.99! :lulz:
"Merry Christmas, Mom!"
He who lives by the butt toy dies by the butt toy :D
ANAL?!
Amazon is onto you, I searched for the same words, and only got elaborate ways to access a bottle of booze.
You have to start in the Health & Personal Care section, apparently.
The question tha comes to mind is what are the chances someone was not paying the proper attention and sent one of these to dear old Auntie Gert?
Can you imagine? It's almost worth the price just to do it and claim accident!!
Quote from: LMNO on December 15, 2009, 04:28:08 PM
You have to start in the Health & Personal Care section, apparently.
Ohhhh....You didn't switch back to All Departments.
Nope. I think the wife and I were laughing for about 15 minutes.
"Is it the right color? Try it out, see if it works. I think we can return it with a recipt if you don't like using it."
Well, you just hand it to her and say as she looks agog once it's open:
"SURPRISE! BUTTSEX!"
(actually, I have the type of in-laws I'd LOVE to do that to...)
"About this gift....I'm not sure what to do with it..."
"Oh, it's simple, you just stick it in and twist."
(FYI: I know The Rabbit cockscrew opperates with jsut a lever, but that sounds funnier.)
"Number one christmas boutique gift item!!!"
Quote from: Richter on December 15, 2009, 04:26:46 PM
Amazon is onto you, I searched for the same words, and only got elaborate ways to access a bottle of booze.
This is a fact. It's God punishing LMNO for mocking the sick.
Quote from: Jenne on December 15, 2009, 05:08:03 PM
(actually, I have the type of in-laws I'd LOVE to do that to...)
Well that could mean several different things! :lulz:
Quote from: Brotep on December 15, 2009, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 15, 2009, 05:08:03 PM
(actually, I have the type of in-laws I'd LOVE to do that to...)
Well that could mean several different things! :lulz:
I did realize that what I said was more than a bit fucked up, then I realized fixing it to mean what I meant to say wouldn't help. So I left it. (sorry Alphadude, didn't think you'd mind though it was rather inept of me, tbqh)
That's ok, Jenne. It gave me an erection.
:lulz: Well, that's a compensation, then.