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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 15, 2009, 07:31:55 PM

Title: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 15, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
(insert conspiracy-based statement here, possibly about Bush's IT director dying under extremely suspicious circumstances, possibly about the legitimacy of these e-mails, who knows? Write in your favorite!)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34419592/ns/politics/
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 15, 2009, 07:59:27 PM
It's obvious who the real culprit is... Microsoft.
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2009, 07:59:52 PM
Blame the paperclip!
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 15, 2009, 08:02:05 PM
 :argh!: DAMN YOU CLIPPY!!!!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2009, 08:43:12 PM
They weren't missing, they were being held at a CIA "black site"
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:argh!:
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: PopeTom on December 16, 2009, 01:21:00 AM
The downside is that 10 million of those email are just spam forwarded by Bush because he thought he'd see a funny video.
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 16, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: HILARIOUS KITTEH!

From: Cheney, Dick
To: Bush, George

Goddamnit George, I'm going to kill your dog.

>From: Bush, George
>To: listserv@whitehouse.gov
>
>OMG U GUISE! SO FUNNY!
>
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Triple Zero on December 16, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
From: Bush, George
To: Rumself, Donald

hey Rummy, check it out, that chimp looks just like me!
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Bush learning how to work an email client?

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: PopeTom on December 16, 2009, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Bush learning how to work an email client?

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

My grandmother learned how to forward stupid emails and she had Alzheimer's.

I had to kill file the woman for my own sanity.
Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: Dysnomia on December 16, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
Subject:  RE:  Pheasant hunting

From: George W. Bush
To:  Dick Cheney

I'll have to have my executive assistant check my schedule, Dick.  Just promise me you'll keep the safety on this time k?  Also, aren't pheasants supposed to be somewhat docile, and skittish?


>From:  Dick Cheney
>To:  George W. Bush
>Subject: Pheasant hunting
>
>
>  Hey George!  I was thinking we could celebrate the end of our second term together with a good ole' fashioned round of pheasant >hunting.  My wife knows how to cook a mean pheasant.  Let me know if you can make it.
>
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Title: Re: 22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 05:29:56 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 16, 2009, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Bush learning how to work an email client?

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

My grandmother learned how to forward stupid emails and she had Alzheimer's.

I had to kill file the woman for my own sanity.

I can believe granny alzheimer managed, shit if you told me they taught a monkey or a seahorse or even an ameoba but Bush? Some things are just too far fetched?