:cry:
Another great huckster has passed...
http://www.vancouversun.com/life/Evangelist+Oral+Roberts+dies/2344030/story.html
QuoteTelevision evangelist Oral Roberts — who once said God would "call him home" if he failed to meet a fundraising goal — has died after suffering a weekend fall. He was 91.
A posting on the Oral Roberts Ministries site Tuesday stated Roberts had been admitted to hospital on the weekend after a fall and had been suffering symptoms of pneumonia.
"Oral Roberts was the greatest man of God I've ever known," his son Richard Roberts, who leads the ministry, said in a statement.
"A modern-day apostle of the healing ministry, an author, educator, evangelist, prophet, and innovator, he was the only man of his generation to build a worldwide ministry, an accredited university, and a medical school. His name is synonymous with miracles. And he came along when many in Christendom did not believe in God's power and goodness."
The website of the multi-million dollar ministry founded by Roberts quickly posted tributes on Tuesday.
Website, you say?
The preacher John Lennon trolled! :eek:
...website?
Quote from: Hoopla on December 16, 2009, 01:05:53 AM
The preacher John Lennon trolled! :eek:
...website?
http://www.orm.cc/
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Rog, you are an evil, evil man. This is awesome. Also, fuck Oral Roberts. He obviously didn't meet his fucking quota and "Jaysus" brought him "home"...if this was what a "greatest man of God" was, well then shit, everyone else needs to just kickback already.
Just wondering - is there an Anal and/or Missionary Roberts?
I've got my money on Robertson being the next one to go. (or maybe Ted Haggert in some kind of unfortunate and unseemly incident) I think that fucker Dobson is going to hang around for awhile.
:lol: Well, perhaps he had forbears or children/grandchildren with those, uh, distinctions?
There are some old-timey names (esp ones from the South) that are pretty lulzy, I do admit.
+10 points to anyone who uses the phrase "God gave us Oral" or some variation thereof.
Oral's dead. It totally blows. Tweet me back.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 02:29:23 PM
Just wondering - is there an Anal and/or Missionary Roberts?
I just shit my pants. :lulz:
D. P. Roberts?
Throatfuck Roberts.
Donkeypunch Roberts
Prolapse Roberts.
Oral Cockburn
Grave Roberts
:argh!:
Only RWHN could lower the tone of a smut & innuendo fread :x
I tend to think of it as a gift.