"Does this bullet in my neck make me look fat?"
-Archduke Ferdinand
"Hey, that guy has a cell phone... The announcer clearly said "No Photos!"
- Saddam Hussein
"Don't let it end this way...Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa.
For real.
"Calm down man and stop screaming about lettuce"
Captain Edward John Smith
RMS Titanic
"What??! Little Big Hor... Damn it we made a wrong turn back there at Helena."
- Gen George A. Custer
*removed because it was lame*
"Hey! HEEEYYY!! Can I get a fucking hand down here? Jesus..."
-Jesus
"Nah! Let's let poor Joe Lieberman keep his chairmanship. I'm sure he's learned his lesson." -Democratic Leadership
"What? I always mix booze with ludes and acid when I'm feeling blue..."
Elvis Presley
"I lived for fashion."
-Che Guevara
"I drank what?"
-Socrates
"Nah, it's a sunny day... let's keep the top down."
-JFK
"Obama is going to make America better." -A few million stupid jackasses myself included
"Oooh, doorbell! That must be the pizza finally!"
-Sharon Tate
"I never got to find out who shot J.R." ~ Jean-Paul Sartre
"Pretend Im saying something profound."
-Shingen Takeda
"I said wabbit season, dammit!"
-Daffy Duck