GIVES LEG BUCKLING ORGASM! TWICE! IN UNDER 2 MINUTES!
TRUE STORY!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6817680/Gynaecologist-gave-patient-two-orgasms-in-under-two-minutes.html
:lulz:
Oh for fuck's sake. :horrormirth:
What I don't get is why she stayed with him as her Doctor.... I grok not wanting to deal with lots of people poking your bits, but if your doctor is a perv, get a different doctor!
Though I do need to figure out how to touch a girls leg and make her orgasm, that sounds like all kinds of fun at parties!!!
I think the answer is, this chick is batshit crazy.
QuoteI knew it was wrong when he offered me a cigarette afterwards.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2009, 07:38:02 PM
QuoteI knew it was wrong when he offered me a cigarette afterwards.
If you don't make that your sig, I'm taking it.
It's all yours!
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
I think the answer is, this chick is batshit crazy.
:argh!:
I want to learn the magic touch!!
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.
"Well you need to have sex, if you don't you will have an explosion." :horrormirth:
Quote from: -Kel- on December 17, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
"Well you need to have sex, if you don't you will have an explosion." :horrormirth:
Well, its true for guys...
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.
:rimshot:
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.
:crankey:
(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00yvmaNqznGLcsM/Gynecology-Products.jpg)
I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...
:horrormirth: :facepalm:
Oh, goddamn it.
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"
Quote from: LMNO on December 17, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.
:crankey:
Missed one.
The thing is, there was a nurse chaperone present in every instance, and the chaperone denies these conversations happening in the way the woman claims they did. And, somehow, this doctor allegedly touched this woman inappropriately and gave her two orgasms in less than two minutes, in full view of the chaperone, and then "moved away very quickly".
Sounds like batshit to me.
People who sue over being given orgasms should be shipped to Russia anyway.
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.
Ah, more quality reportage from the Telegraph. Presumably it was too much bother to run another climate-change denial story, or a piece about how Gordon Brown is mentally unstable (because it would be irresponsible not to speculate) today.
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"
I wonder if that had happened, if it would make the video more or less popular?
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"
Well, if it was the Olympus Mons, maybe.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 17, 2009, 08:17:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"
Well, if it was the Olympus Mons, maybe.
FUCK YOIU
FUCK YOU
i WAS TRYING TO SET THAT UP AND YOU GOT THERE FIRST.
ARGGGHH!
SHITFUCKDAMN!
:lulz:
Stop what you're doin, cause I'm about to RWHN.....
:hammer:
:mittens:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.
THIS
After I made my next appointment...... :wink:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.
I have to confess it's happened to me before but then I'm not a proper gynecologist
:rimshot:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.
I figure either:
a) she was holding out for
threeor
b) she doesn't actually know what an orgasm is
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM
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I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...
You're just not using your imagination.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM
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I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...
You're just not using your imagination.
It's CROW!
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 18, 2009, 01:41:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM
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I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...
You're just not using your imagination.
It's CROW!
MST3000 sex toy?
:kojak:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 18, 2009, 01:41:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM
(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00yvmaNqznGLcsM/Gynecology-Products.jpg)
I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...
You're just not using your imagination.
It's CROW!
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK! PTERODACTYLS!!!!
:lulz:
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