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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 18, 2009, 02:39:46 AM

Title: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 18, 2009, 02:39:46 AM
THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT STYLES OF FELTING,
BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT!
WOOL, WATER, PRESSURE, FRICTION AND HEAT. 
JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
TO RUN AROUND AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT IT
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL APART THE FELTED MATTS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO CUT THEM OFF.


Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2009, 03:04:10 AM
WHAT????  :lulz:
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: rygD on December 18, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
What kind of hat are you looking for?
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Jenne on December 18, 2009, 03:18:47 AM
...sounds inexplicately complicated, but then I've often looked at the shape of a hat and thought, Damn, that don't look easy to make.
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: rygD on December 18, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
Also, I personally prefer something other than wool for my hats, but they tend to be a bit cheaper.
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2009, 04:23:06 AM
JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
TO RUN AROUND AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT IT
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL APART THE FELTED MATTS.
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2009, 04:23:50 AM
JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2009, 04:24:26 AM
I AM MASTURBATING NOW.
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Nast on December 18, 2009, 04:35:41 AM
DEAR GOD, Nigel, that made me cackle insanely!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2009, 04:52:45 AM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Triple Zero on December 18, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 18, 2009, 02:39:46 AM
THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT STYLES OF FELCHING,
BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT!
WOOL, WATER, PRESSURE, FRICTION AND HEAT. 
JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
TO RUN AROUND AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT IT
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL APART THE FELTED MATTS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO CUT THEM OFF.




fixed
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 18, 2009, 03:31:57 PM
Quote from: rygD on December 18, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
What kind of hat are you looking for?

I was looking for care instructions for the leather top hat I have... and through the magic of clicking links I came across that.

Quote from: Jenne on December 18, 2009, 03:18:47 AM
...sounds inexplicately complicated, but then I've often looked at the shape of a hat and thought, Damn, that don't look easy to make.

It's true I did not know that hats involved wet bunnies.

Nigel, you made me spit coffee.





Feltching....  :lulz:
Title: Re: Found while researching hat information...
Post by: Richter on December 18, 2009, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 18, 2009, 04:24:26 AM
I AM MASTURBATING NOW.

I lsot it.  :lulz: